dada
12-01-2005, 08:17 AM
I posted one for Wide since he's the 80's man.....here is one for you:
LIVING IN 2005
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the
desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no
#9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check
that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
LIVING IN 2005
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on
the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the
desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no
#9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check
that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.