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jtk1519

11-18-2008, 12:06 AM

This was posted on Shaggy a couple of days ago. I read the whole damn thing and nearly passed out with laughter.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

dragons08

11-18-2008, 12:10 AM

i started skimming, and i am CrACKING up hahahahahahaha

SLC

11-18-2008, 12:20 AM

Holy :Censor:ing sh:Censor: that is funny....

I liked this one....

Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??

ROTFLMAO....:notworthy

dragons08

11-18-2008, 12:25 AM

I'd rather slam my dick in a car door

hahahahahahaha this is hillariosu

jtk1519

11-18-2008, 12:33 AM

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/MisterMeener/buttgirlbed.gif

chunky79

11-18-2008, 12:35 AM

that was disturbing on so many levels

SLC

11-18-2008, 12:35 AM

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/MisterMeener/buttgirlbed.gif

LMFAO....:D...:notworthy

jtk1519

11-18-2008, 12:42 AM

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/2233/zzbearellpb6.gif

jtk1519

11-18-2008, 12:47 AM

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2732/1226234630062mp2.gif

DragonBand06

11-18-2008, 01:07 AM

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2539/16420835nv6.jpg

chunky79

11-18-2008, 01:39 AM

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2732/1226234630062mp2.gif

winner winner fried chicken dinner

hunterbunter

11-18-2008, 01:49 AM

waaaaaat the **** is THIS :eek:

hahahahahahaaha!

Reaganrattler07

11-18-2008, 01:54 AM

That was great. Me and my roomates were rolling

stevefoxsc

11-18-2008, 02:05 AM

my favorite place to troll, but i remeber when i came across that i was eating some wings, cajun + that thread = a throat of pain.

hunterbunter

11-18-2008, 02:17 AM

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1531/blargh2fo6.jpg

RedRage00

11-18-2008, 07:50 AM

The bodybuilding forum ALWAYS has some funny sh*t.

KT2000

11-18-2008, 08:25 AM

I haven't laughed that hard since our Robert Stoops fark thread.

dada

11-18-2008, 08:52 AM

I just can't turn away......I have to go through all 62 pages.

slorch

11-18-2008, 08:59 AM

Why would someone put a tranny in a picture with their car?:confused:

Dawg Fan

11-18-2008, 10:09 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SH*T THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

jackiechan fan had me crying:notworthy:notworthy

TheDarkSide15

11-18-2008, 10:48 AM

I got to about post 8 and had to stop... im at work... and wouldnt have been able to stop

patient1019

11-18-2008, 11:12 AM

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj116/MisterMeener/buttgirlbed.gif

:notworthy:notworthy

Oh my God...I'm causing such a scene on campus right now with my laughter.

Maroondog

11-18-2008, 11:24 AM

THAT'S JUST WRONG! :eek:

rocketgrl94

11-18-2008, 12:17 PM

THAT'S JUST WRONG! :eek:

thats what im sayin' thats just freakin' rude!

SLC

11-18-2008, 12:34 PM

thats what im sayin' thats just freakin' rude!

Calm down mamm....:cool:

dragons08

11-18-2008, 12:35 PM

thats what im sayin' thats just freakin' rude!

Women's opinions = carry no weight.

tayb

11-18-2008, 12:42 PM

Yeah I saw this the other day... truly epic thread. It got closed after around 1,800 posts in like 48 hours. haha.

rocketgrl94

11-18-2008, 12:46 PM

Women's opinions = carry no weight.

why dont u carry your @ss on somewhere!:D:p

wesaxman34

11-18-2008, 02:13 PM

OMG....!! :laugh

I elect we put this in the classics board on 5A because it's so :Censor: hilarious....:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

LUFPAN

11-18-2008, 02:36 PM

OMG....!! :laugh

I elect we put this in the classics board on 5A because it's so :Censor: hilarious....:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

Its a great thread but I'm not sure it meets the Classic criteria.....it has not yet reach legendary status.

TheDarkSide15

11-18-2008, 02:41 PM

Its a great thread but I'm not sure it meets the Classic criteria.....it has not yet reach legendary status.

its about a billion times funnier than anything on the classics.

also...

"she looks like she washes her face every night with a bear trap..."

holy crap that is funny

LUFPAN

11-18-2008, 04:31 PM

[/QUOTe] "she looks like she washes her face every night with a bear trap..."
[/QUOTE]

Definitey some quote of the year potential for this part.

CKE

11-18-2008, 04:36 PM

wow totally wrong thread

Bass

11-18-2008, 04:49 PM

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd152/ZAKeener/killitwithfire.jpg

Holy crap. This is the best response in the whole thread. :notworthy

Matthew 2000 Eagle

11-18-2008, 05:26 PM

I'm speechless!

Slim-Rob

11-18-2008, 08:16 PM

lmao http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a384/taxsux/HAHAHAHAHAH.jpg

jtk1519

11-18-2008, 08:30 PM

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/9910/zzantis3gp5.gif

jtk1519

11-18-2008, 08:33 PM

This might be my favorite...

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/mauls/Ellie097fixed.jpg

mad_fan

11-18-2008, 08:40 PM

This was posted on Shaggy a couple of days ago. I read the whole damn thing and nearly passed out with laughter.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
"Thats my baby and my 2nd baby the red Integra."

I wouldnt be caught dead in either one...

BDB

11-18-2008, 09:51 PM

http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

this one got me in trouble during my sound class for laughing so damn hard.

thank you for that....

rocketgrl94

11-18-2008, 10:12 PM

http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

this one got me in trouble during my sound class for laughing so damn hard.

thank you for that....

like that one to....but this is such a BS thread it is so fake!:rolleyes:

Slim-Rob

11-18-2008, 10:15 PM

like that one to....but this is such a BS thread it is so fake!:rolleyes:
i didn't really find it that funny. I've seen funnier on here lol.

BDB

11-18-2008, 10:33 PM

i didn't really find it that funny. I've seen funnier on here lol.

i think i stopped at 15...something like that

FarmerFootballPlayer

11-18-2008, 11:07 PM

If Sasquatch exists, it had horrific violent sex with the girl off of The Ring and multiplied for numerous generations of inbreeding and this is the result. Pull out your tranquilizer gun and put a god damn leash on that thing.

So hilarious. I've laughed until I cried and then some. My mom thought I was going crazy.

patient1019

11-19-2008, 12:35 AM

In addition to all the hilarious responses, I got a tremendous kick out of how many times the posters used the term "brah".

Also, this sig made me laugh for a good five minutes:

Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other,but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type ****. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is.

Slim-Rob

11-19-2008, 12:47 AM

i think i stopped at 15...something like that

i stopped around there too

Slim-Rob

11-19-2008, 12:48 AM

In addition to all the hilarious responses, I got a tremendous kick out of how many times the posters used the term "brah".

Also, this sig made me laugh for a good five minutes:

the brah thing was funny

so was frauding lol

RocklandDragon

11-19-2008, 12:58 AM

WTF was that?!

:eek:

Slim-Rob

11-19-2008, 01:00 AM

This was posted on Shaggy a couple of days ago. I read the whole damn thing and nearly passed out with laughter.

http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/showthread.php?t=6763 (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031)

this.

svhorns

11-19-2008, 01:07 AM

was that real?

dragons08

11-19-2008, 01:08 AM

WTF was that?!

:eek:

Your soon to be wife.

Slim-Rob

11-19-2008, 01:12 AM

i think it was real

RocklandDragon

11-19-2008, 01:13 AM

Your soon to be wife.

Does she have money?

F**k it...my standards aren't too high...

:p :p :p

Nah, just playin'!

I think I might do better than that.

Slim-Rob

11-19-2008, 01:16 AM

Does she have money?

F**k it...my standards aren't too high...

:p :p :p

Nah, just playin'!

I think I might do better than that.

I would live forever with no more sex before I would put my meat in her...

RocklandDragon

11-19-2008, 01:21 AM

I would live forever with no more sex before I would put my meat in her...

I don't know...forever is a pretty damn long time.

Ya know...she might make ya a good breakfast-in-bed after you have tapped that *** the night before... :p

(Aw, sh**...where's the puke emoticon when ya need it.)

:eek:

Slim-Rob

11-19-2008, 01:30 AM

I don't know...forever is a pretty damn long time.

Ya know...she might make ya a good breakfast-in-bed after you have tapped that *** the night before... :p

(Aw, sh**...where's the puke emoticon when ya need it.)

:eek:

well anything between her and I would be **** on her part.

it won't let me say ****. so sexual molestation.

jtk1519

11-19-2008, 02:20 AM

was that real?

For good or bad, it was. The girl involved posted a pissy message about it on her MySpace page...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=389063875&blogID=446524813

BlitzKrieg

11-19-2008, 02:27 AM

Looks like she was sodomized by the ugly stick.

And after the stick was done, he smoked a cigarette while he called over his friends, borderline disfigured stick and Jesus WTF is that stick.

ROFL! :notworthy

rocketgrl94

11-19-2008, 12:27 PM

i think it was real

frauding!!!!:d

wesaxman34

11-19-2008, 12:37 PM

For good or bad, it was. The girl involved posted a pissy message about it on her MySpace page...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=389063875&blogID=446524813

Seems pretty legit to me.

rocketgrl94

11-19-2008, 12:38 PM

seems pretty legit to me.

frauding!

slorch

11-20-2008, 05:03 AM

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=537792&forum_id=6

funniest thing I have ever read on the internet.

Caution*** adult language***Caution
(but it definitely lends itself to the story)

Fan4Life

11-20-2008, 01:57 PM

LUFPAN

11-20-2008, 02:17 PM

Classic....I've spent lots of time on a plane next to the SOG...

rocketgrl94

11-20-2008, 02:22 PM

Pearland 06

11-20-2008, 02:45 PM

My favorite thing about reading that forum -

Looking at how short the bodybuilding posters were. Most of them were around 5'4" or 5'5". hahahaha compensate much?

GoOwls

11-20-2008, 02:45 PM

OK, I got in on this one kinda late, but man......I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

I got through page 4 and I had to back out of the thing because I was so teared up that I couldn't read the screen anymore.

I was taking notes and the posts that hit me the best were 34, 56, 58, 62, 67, 93, 96, 99, 106, 113, 121, 162, 176. I mean, there was pure gold in between all those, those are the ones that stood out and made me get all misty-eyed with laughter.

I gotta go recover and get back to page 5 and fight my way through this thing........:eek: :D

Hookin'Em

11-21-2008, 03:37 PM

I dont know i dont think she looks that bad of course shes no model but shes ok. I wuld go out with her Why is everyone making fun of her thats not kewl 2 laugh at people cuz of how they look

patient1019

11-21-2008, 03:42 PM

i dont know i dont think she looks that bad of course shes no model but shes ok. I wuld go out with her why is everyone making fun of her thats not kewl 2 laugh at people cuz of how they look

Buzzkill!

TheDarkSide15

11-21-2008, 03:59 PM

I dont know i dont think she looks that bad of course shes no model but shes ok. I wuld go out with her Why is everyone making fun of her thats not kewl 2 laugh at people cuz of how they look

or how they spell, huh?

RedRage00

11-21-2008, 04:00 PM

Matthew 2000 Eagle

11-21-2008, 04:57 PM

OMG I am finally getting through this....:notworthy

The brown paper bag...ROFLMAO

Anybody else think she looks like Jigsaw?

abileneeagles311

11-21-2008, 04:59 PM

that is pretty funny

TheDarkSide15

11-21-2008, 04:59 PM

Anybody else think she looks like Jigsaw?

keep reading...

they have his face pasted on her body... at least it looks like that

Matthew 2000 Eagle

11-21-2008, 05:11 PM

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=537792&forum_id=6

funniest thing I have ever read on the internet.

Caution*** adult language***Caution
(but it definitely lends itself to the story)

"Needless to say after they long thirty yard hike from the terminal to the plane, SOG was ready to cover down on some grub. Before ordering the belt extender to secure his gargantuan *** to the seat he already had a couple dozen fries smashed into his enormous pie hole. That’s when I realized that this guy smelled like rancid cheese from a goat’s nuts. I almost laughed but realized I was going to smell this for the next 2 ½ hours. I had lost sight of the dude in the window seat and feared for his well being especially if SOG mistakenly identified any of his fingers as fries. Shortly after take off SOG basically sheets his size 68W trousers. I can’t state it any other way. Dude, grunted and the sound that followed basically equated to mud hitting curtains. I heard something from the guy by the window but do to the distance the sound had to travel around SOG I couldn’t tell what the hell it was. I started belly laughing as did several around us including the guy behind me who had not stopped laughing since SOG arrived. SOG didn’t seem to care at all and continued his feast. The smell that followed can only be described as Chile Releno A$$. All laughter ceased and I actually thought I might vomit, my biggest fear was that this guys a$$ funk might knock the plane out of the sky. We had several more NBC a$$ releases from SOG an all were equally devastating. I stood in the galley for most of the flight. When I returned to my seat SOG was in a cheeseburger induced coma and was snoring very loudly and was sweating profusely. His travel scrabble game was littered all over his carcass and there were letters in my seat and on the floor. I still couldn’t see the guy in the window seat but was sure he was dead by now. I returned to the galley to ask the attendant if I could sit in one of their jump seats for the remainder of the flight and she just burst out laughing and apologized."

The paragraph above made me have a meeting with Earl! Mother of GOD, that is hilarious!

Matthew 2000 Eagle

11-21-2008, 05:12 PM

keep reading...

they have his face pasted on her body... at least it looks like that

Dude, I couldn't do it! Some of the greatest quotes of all time, were stated in that thread.

Slim-Rob

11-21-2008, 11:08 PM

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=537792&forum_id=6

funniest thing i have ever read on the internet.

Caution*** adult language***caution
(but it definitely lends itself to the story)

ftw!!!!!!!!!!!