I just luv me sum playoffs....

[Willy_Wonka]

DANG STRAIGHT......

i love to watch them stankin coaches, senior playas, mamas, and them pimpled faced cheerleaders all get to cryin and whalin when we just dough pop them other teams and knock 'em outta da dern play-offs....i mean shee-asta, it aint like them lifes is ova,,,they at least git to go to HOOPS,,,,,


BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,thump, thump, here thay come, jus n time fer thanksgivin to

udder night after the big ree-guh-null win Octavius and Bronko was hollerin, grabbin thare crotch, throwin them some gang signs at them mess-cans in the stands,,,some of them other players from them other teams was cryin and huggin on thare mamas and what not,,Big O said and i quote

"WATCH JEW CRYIN FO HOME-BOYEE,,,,,IT AINT LIKE CHEW NO GOOD NO HOWL,,,,SUCKA!!"

Coach even got into da stankin act ( he loves himself some play-offs). win thare stankin boss come cross the dang field to shake hands, his ole lip was all puckered up and the slug had a tear in his eye. he told Coach

"that was a spacial group of kiddos, i hate to see them seniors gad-gee-ate, Coach"

Coach said and i quote,,,,"HANG IN THARE SLAP, GIT TO A CLINIC ER 2 THIS SPRANG AND YOU MAY GIT URE SALF A FIRST DOWN NAXT YEAR!"

DEEEE-YAM, WAY TO GO COACH,,,,SHOW DAT PLAY-OFF SPIRIT!!!

how bout it you bunch of brainless nimrods! watch jew slugs thank of them dag-blasted coaches and playas that go to that dorn boo-hoo'n afta thay git themselves sent home packin after a play-off loss? and dont give me no bullbutter bout carin and all that time spent workin tryin to get better and what not,,,most of slaps aint got no clue bout no football no how

lets here them comments roll,,,ITS SATURDAY AND THAT MEANS MORE SHATTERED DREAMS ROUND CHEER,,,but at least try to be sensible,,some of you goofs git on cheer and jus but a bunch of mindless jibberrish


our motto...WE GET HOLD OF JEW IN DA PLAY-OFFS AND U GIT JOE SKULL THUMPED,,,,,,SUCKA!!

[BAMF cowboy]

does this make sense to anyone?

[lonny23]

does this make sense to anyone?
It's an obvious forced attempt to act ghetto. Not even ghetto people talk like that.

[dragonsdaddy]

It's an obvious forced attempt to act ghetto. Not even ghetto people talk like that.
i'd say there's more hick country than anything. i thought it was pretty funny, actually.

[gritty52]

Hicks can spell (at least most of us)!! Speaking of the playoffs that's where I'm headed! PEACE! hakaaaaaaaaaaa!:D :D

[WutsGoodCtown]

man that didnt make any sense at all what the heck is he talking about:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: some one explain!?!?

[dragonsdaddy]

Hicks can spell (at least most of us)!! Speaking of the playoffs that's where I'm headed! PEACE! hakaaaaaaaaaaa!:D :D
speaking in the vernacular, and phonetically is quite funny when done right. willyw did it right , me thinks.

[BigOmixalot]

BIG O luv him sum cry-N bye da utter team. NUT-N BETTA DEN WAX-N DAT A DUBLE S BY SIX-T POYNTZ,, DEN WATCH-N ALL DEM TEARZ STAR FALL-N,, HAHAHAHEHEHEHOHOHO!!! N-sted of da trale of tears,, iz moe like da trale of queers..HAHAHAHEHEHE BIG O cant Xpress hiz luv fo make-n da uh-pone-int cry bye talk-N,, U KNOW HOW WE DO IT,, TYME TA BUSS DA FLOW!!!!


Cry U lil B-yotch by BIG O

Fife,, fo,, tree,,
too,, one
Datz da ball game
Da cry-N has juss begun

BIG O take off da helmet
N stand N da middle of da feel
Talk-N all dat trash
U KNOW I KEEPS IT REEL

Da tearz star ta fall-N
Dis iz how it u-shully goes
Firss da momas N da stand
Den da coachs, da playes, N finaly da cheerhoes

BIG O make hiz way uh-rownd
Let-N da uh-pone-int no dat day juss loss by fitty three
Tell-em how BIG O got 8 sacs
N how day didnt git one furss down uh-ginst are D

Da coach frum da utter team
He git up N BIG O's face
"U SHOULDNT B TAUNTING"
"U R NUTTIN BUT UH DISGRACE"

BIG O cant B-leeve it
Da foo got da tear N his eye
So BIG O holla owt
"DIDNT JOE MOMMA TELL JEW DAT OWN-LEE BABYS CRY"

"DO U WANT BIG O TA GIT U UH BOTTLE"
"OR MAY-B SHOW U SUM PITY"
"OR HOW BOUT BIG O GO GIT DA OLINE COACH"
"FROM HIM U CAN GIT JEW SUM TITY"

BIG O juss laff-N N dis suckas face
Watch him as he brakes down
Den he say "U DONT NO WHAT ITS LIKE"
"TA WATCH DEES BOYS WORK SO HARD JUSS TA LOSE N DA FURSS ROWN"

"THIS GRUPE OF SCENE-YOURS WUZ SPACIAL"
"WE HAD SIX THREE YEER STARTAS WITH TOM, JESSE, FELIX, MONGO, CLIFF, AND ROB"
"NOW DAT WE LOSS N DA FURSS ROWN"
"I'LL PROLLY GUNNA LOSE MY JOB"

BIG O say "DONT WORRY"
"I CAN FIND U UH JOB SLICK"
"BIG O WILL HIRE U TA PLANT TULIPS"
"U CAN PLANT JOE TWO LIPS ON DIS (radio edit)"

Tyme ta hed on ova two da cheerhoes
Day eye B all foggy
But win day git uh look at BIG O
All da bloomer day git soggy

Frum dare U can juss imagine
Cuz BIG O luv da lady lump
ITS SA-T-DAY ROUND 3
GIT JOE SELF KRUNK, OR GIT JOE HEAD THUMP!!!!!

[JC73]

What is happening to this site?

[lonny23]

i'd say there's more hick country than anything. i thought it was pretty funny, actually.
Maybe it's Cowboy Troy in disguise!:p

[ACM Dad]

Thank you Dr. Stereotype. It looks like I'll need to introduce you to Nurse Racism soon. :rolleyes:

[BigOmixalot]

HAHAHAHOHOHO!!!!!!!!! BIG O AINT GOT NO RE-SPECK FO NO DAD-EE COACHES!!!!!!! Big Coach told BIG O "If one of them there dadd-ees gives u uh hard tyme, U juss let Big Coach no uh-bout it, i'll have'em do-N log rollz uh-cross da football field" BAWHAHAHAHAHOHOHO,,, BIG COACH JUSS KEEP-N IT REEL!!!!!!!! Check dis lil rhym BIG O buss fo all da dad-ee coaches out dare,, U SHOULD NO BETTA TA TALK BACK TA AN ALL-STATE LINEBACKA!!!!!


***** ***** ***** On Da Dad-ee Coach by BIG O

Walk up on da buss
Pass da dad-ee pud
Got da jam box thump-N
Ta Tu Pac "Hit'em Up"

Gotz da cuss wordz flow-N
And hate-N on biggie smalls
Hold da jam box wit my leff hand
Whyle my right hand grab on my (radio edit)

Da dad-ee pud
Try ta look like he hard
He come talk-N dat trash
BIG O gonna pull hiz card

Den dares coach greg
Da lil girl gonna thow uh fit
Talk-N bout "BIG O"
"Turn off dat (radio edit)"

So BIG O turn it off
Den put da box on da flo
Walk ova ta coach greg
And ax him "U WANNA GO"

Da lil phagget git scared
He slide down N his seet
He dont want nun of dis
6 foot fo pile of concrete

Dare allso dis dad-ee coach
Day call him ACM DAD
He dont like crew-zin da bus
He ratter take hiz own ride

But cents he uh dad-ee coach
Da buss iz what he gotta take
On da way home frum da game
He like ta talk ub-bout BIG COACH's mistake

"Day should of ran da dive"
"Or sum kinda play ta trick'em"
Den BIG O holla across da bus
"U DONT NO COME HERE FROM SIC'EM"

Den ACM DAD git all mad
Talk-N bout "Stay owt of my con-vur-say-shun"
So BIG O holla back
"Da Ownlee thang U uh X-pert at iz maser-bay-shun"

Da ho bus starr laff-N
Den ACM DAD spit owt his chew
Den da foo stand up and say
"BIG O I had uh bout E-nuff of U"

"U DONT RUN DIS BUSS"
"U JUSS A HIGH SCHOOL SLACKER"
"YO GAME IZ WEEK"
"U JUSS AN OVER-RAYTED LINE BACKER"

Den da ho buss when quite
Uh few playas said "oooooh"
Den my boy Bronko holla'd out
"BIG O BOUT TA GIT KRUNK ON DIS FOO"

I'z gotz uh rep ta hole up
Weekness iz sump-tin U will neva C
I"z uh all-state linebacka
KING KONG AINT GOT SH(radio edit) ON ME

"LIL ACM DAD, U WANNA STEP TA DIS"
"I'LL PULL OUT MY (radio edit), SO U CAN GIV IT UH KISS"
"MAY-B U DONT NO, CUZ U UH IGG-NINT DAD-EE SLAP"
"U DONT DIS-RE-SPECK BIG O, BUY TALK-N ALL DIS SILLY CRAP"

"HOW U GONNA SAY, DAT BIG O IS UH SLACKER"
"WIN U DONT KNOW DA DIF-RINSE B-TWEEN DA SPLIT 6 AND YO TALLEYWACKER"
"DEN U GONNA CLAIM, DAT BIG O IS ALL HYPE"
"I'Z KILL QB's FO BREKFUSS, N AT NITE I FEED DA LAYDEEZ DA PIPE"

"I SHOULDNT WAYSE NO TYME, PUT-N UH DAD-EE COACH N HIS PLACE"
"I SHOULD JUSS NOCK U OUT, DEN SHOOT ***** ***** ***** ALL OVA YO FACE"
"BUT CENTS U JUSS UH CHUMP, I WONT B NOCK-N U OUT TODAY"
"U PROLLY LIKE DA ***** ***** *****, CENTS U ACT LIKE U GAY"

Lil acm dad back down
Said "I didnt meen ta uh-fend U"
BIG O giv him da suck it sign
N say "GIT CHO SELF KRUNK FOO!!!"

[HeightsBoy2000]

Big O just punked ACM DAD, but I think you wasted your time Big O because ACM DAD won't get it anyways. He probably thinks *****, ***** is something you use for target practice with shotguns.

[Crank_It]

i really hope these clowns aren't serious

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT HOW WE TALK IN THE CITY

[HeightsBoy2000]

I don't think they're serious, looks like someone having some fun. It's pretty funny.

[footballchick07]

Big O just punked ACM DAD, but I think you wasted your time Big O because ACM DAD won't get it anyways. He probably thinks *****, ***** is something you use for target practice with shotguns.
Ohh man thats funny. I really hope they aren't serious.