TigerHat
11-26-2005, 11:57 AM
AP - Austin
After a loss by last week's number one team, the Dallas Cowboys, and a
lackluster showing by the number two University of Texas Longhorns, the
Southlake Carroll Dragons have ridden a strong showing to vault from number
three to number one in the poll of top Texas football teams. This marks the
first time this since 1954 that a high school program has topped the list of
best teams in Texas.
Top Ten Texas Football Teams
1. Southlake Carroll Dragons
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. University of Texas Longhorns
4. Texas Tech Red Raiders
5. Texas Christian University Horned Frogs
6. Texas A & M University Aggies *
7. Spring Westfield Mustangs
8. Baylor University Bears
9. University of Houston Cougars
10. Southern Methodist University Mustangs
* Texas A&M spokesperson Luci Ramirez issued the following statement: "After
pimp slapping TU all over Kyle Field Friday Texas A&M demands that the
practice of referring to A&M students by the derogatory term 'Aggie' cease.
The politically correct terminology is 'Agro American'. "
In other news:
TEXANS COACH CAPERS FILES PROTEST.
Houston Texans head coach Dom Capers filed a protest with the UIL today
after losing to the East Dogbreath Armadillos in the first round of the six
man football playoffs. Coach Capers said that the name was clearly six MAN
football and that East Dogbreath had used four girls on their team.
East Dogbreath teacher and coach Donald Turnupseed pointed out that East
Dogbreath only had six students, and that four of them were females. He also
pointed out that according to the dictionary the masculine includes the
feminine, and that East Dogbreath was within its rights to use the players
it did.
Commenting on the game Delisha Milray a 4'11", 97 lb freshman defensive back
who's 8.4 second forty makes her the fastest Armadillo player, commented that
it was "easy to tell when the Texans were going to pass, since their
quarterback would flinch in the huddle every time their coach called a pass
play."
A&M TEAM LOST IN TRAGIC ACCIDENT
For the fifth consecutive year the entire Texas A&M figure skating team
drowned during practice on Lake Houston. Texas A&M spokesperson Luci Ramirez
vowed that: " The University intends to get to the bottom of this problem
and figure out why this keeps happening. And yes, we are serious about that
Agro American business."
After a loss by last week's number one team, the Dallas Cowboys, and a
lackluster showing by the number two University of Texas Longhorns, the
Southlake Carroll Dragons have ridden a strong showing to vault from number
three to number one in the poll of top Texas football teams. This marks the
first time this since 1954 that a high school program has topped the list of
best teams in Texas.
Top Ten Texas Football Teams
1. Southlake Carroll Dragons
2. Dallas Cowboys
3. University of Texas Longhorns
4. Texas Tech Red Raiders
5. Texas Christian University Horned Frogs
6. Texas A & M University Aggies *
7. Spring Westfield Mustangs
8. Baylor University Bears
9. University of Houston Cougars
10. Southern Methodist University Mustangs
* Texas A&M spokesperson Luci Ramirez issued the following statement: "After
pimp slapping TU all over Kyle Field Friday Texas A&M demands that the
practice of referring to A&M students by the derogatory term 'Aggie' cease.
The politically correct terminology is 'Agro American'. "
In other news:
TEXANS COACH CAPERS FILES PROTEST.
Houston Texans head coach Dom Capers filed a protest with the UIL today
after losing to the East Dogbreath Armadillos in the first round of the six
man football playoffs. Coach Capers said that the name was clearly six MAN
football and that East Dogbreath had used four girls on their team.
East Dogbreath teacher and coach Donald Turnupseed pointed out that East
Dogbreath only had six students, and that four of them were females. He also
pointed out that according to the dictionary the masculine includes the
feminine, and that East Dogbreath was within its rights to use the players
it did.
Commenting on the game Delisha Milray a 4'11", 97 lb freshman defensive back
who's 8.4 second forty makes her the fastest Armadillo player, commented that
it was "easy to tell when the Texans were going to pass, since their
quarterback would flinch in the huddle every time their coach called a pass
play."
A&M TEAM LOST IN TRAGIC ACCIDENT
For the fifth consecutive year the entire Texas A&M figure skating team
drowned during practice on Lake Houston. Texas A&M spokesperson Luci Ramirez
vowed that: " The University intends to get to the bottom of this problem
and figure out why this keeps happening. And yes, we are serious about that
Agro American business."