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paradox169
11-13-2008, 12:25 AM
This has puzzeled me for many years:

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

hunterbunter
11-13-2008, 12:28 AM
I dont have a broker. Im too poor. I live! woohooo!

Rockets8805
11-13-2008, 12:34 AM
amen...if anybody's gonna blow my money its gonna be ME!!!

CSRadioGuy
11-13-2008, 09:29 AM
amen...if anybody's gonna blow my money its gonna be ME!!!

I'm not an investor. People always tell me, you should have your money working for you. I've decided I'll do the work. I'm gonna let the money relax. You know what I mean? 'Cause you send your money out there - working for you - a lot of times, it gets fired.

You go back there, "What happened? I had my money. It was here, it was working for me."

"Yeah, I remember your money. Showing up late. Taking time off. We had to let him go."

Actually I do invest, but I love that quote.