It is Lonny's Fault

[KatyTigerDad0407]

If you have to put the blame somewhere, blame Lonny. :D I also bet he could post 5 pages on how to fix it, the stats on how many times this has happened, + or - the hours before it is back to normal, and which one of the admins has the most e-mails in their box.

Just kidding Lonny, You more than make this site interesting.

[lonny23]

If you have to put the blame somewhere, blame Lonny. :D I also bet he could post 5 pages on how to fix it, the stats on how many times this has happened, + or - the hours before it is back to normal, and which one of the admins has the most e-mails in their box.

Just kidding Lonny, You more than make this site interesting.
If I knew how to fix it, I would.

The last time this happened like this was April when somebody hacked the board. I'd say it's been kinda slow twice since then.

I'll say KT2000 has more emails.

I'll say give it 6 more hours.

All this slowness has forced me to post on RGV's forum. If you don't get good grapefruit this winter, blame the KT's for making me go over there! :p

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

All them posts fried the database. :D

[lonny23]

All them posts fried the database. :D
If this board ever gets fried again, I'm asking for all my posts since 2003. I don't want to start over for the 3rd time. I already lost about 500 and then 2600, and I sure don't want to lose 6900! That's 10K right there.

[pack0808]

If this board ever gets fried again, I'm asking for all my posts since 2003. I don't want to start over for the 3rd time. I already lost about 500 and then 2600, and I sure don't want to lose 6900! That's 10K right there.


That would be a national tragedy!! ;)

[lonny23]

That would be a national tragedy!! ;)
You should ask for your post count, too.

I just hate starting at zero again.

[dragons08]

You should ask for your post count, too.

I just hate starting at zero again.
so what if we let you start at 1? you said not zero..

[Red Raiders]

Well, This board seems alittle change... There are reasons why this board going too slow, Here are list below that could possibly affect the loading page:

1. The Server may have been at capacity for the posts.
2. Hackers may have slowed it down without knowning.
3. Server machine may not be enough for that much posts with like millions.

I am sure there are alot of reason but these could be main problems.

If KT2000 can't figure it out whats wrong, than it may have to be start over... That would have affect most of us but not the website, Only Forum. I am sure he will find how and what to do for the forum to be fixed.

[dragons08]

Well, This board seems alittle change... There are reasons why this board going too slow, Here are list below that could possibly affect the loading page:

1. The Server may have been at capacity for the posts.2. Hackers may have slowed it down without knowning.
3. Server machine may not be enough for that much posts with like millions.

I am sure there are alot of reason but these could be main problems.

If KT2000 can't figure it out whats wrong, than it may have to be start over... That would have affect most of us but not the website, Only Forum. I am sure he will find how and what to do for the forum to be fixed.
hahahaha thats pretty funny, stupid lonny!

[lonny23]

hahahaha thats pretty funny, stupid lonny!
They should've done some research like find out what the max capacity of the server is and then ask the big-time posters what our max is. We've done over 105K in 7 months, but it will be a lot worse next season.

[dragons08]

They should've done some research like find out what the max capacity of the server is and then ask the big-time posters what our max is. We've done over 105K in 7 months, but it will be a lot worse next season.
our max eh? im not even close to my "max" yet, havent even came close to peaking

[lonny23]

our max eh? im not even close to my "max" yet, havent even came close to peaking
I know you're capable of triple digits on some days. How many in a row, I don't know.

[dragons08]

I know you're capable of triple digits on some days. How many in a row, I don't know.
we shall find out winter break, or spring break, or summer break...basicallly some exteneded break

[lonny23]

we shall find out winter break, or spring break, or summer break...basicallly some exteneded break
This place is going to start thinning out. Who's going to be your enabler?

[Texas Bob]

If this board ever gets fried again, I'm asking for all my posts since 2003. I don't want to start over for the 3rd time. I already lost about 500 and then 2600, and I sure don't want to lose 6900! That's 10K right there.

I don't think you realize that the counter is like an old car odometer, when it hits 9999 it rolls over to 0000. 'better slow down or you'll be zero before the championship game.

[ktCarl]

Am I missing something here? Is there some kind of prize for having the most posts? I remember KT2000 telling me Lonny23 was in the running for a box of #2 pencils with 5A Texas Football.com engraved on the sides. :D I wonder what dragons08 is in the running for?

[lonny23]

I don't think you realize that the counter is like an old car odometer, when it hits 9999 it rolls over to 0000. 'better slow down or you'll be zero before the championship game.
This is a new odometer and it goes to 100K. That's good enough for next year's title game!:D

[lonny23]

Am I missing something here? Is there some kind of prize for having the most posts? I remember KT2000 telling me Lonny23 was in the running for a box of #2 pencils with 5A Texas Football.com engraved on the sides. :D I wonder what dragons08 is in the running for?
He gets the erasers because the KT's were too cheap to give us both!:p

In all seriousness, I like to have fun on here. I go back and forth with Dragons saying stuff. There's no amount of posts in the world that would satisfy me if I didn't have a blast talking on here. Sure, I like to be the #1 poster and all that, but it's really about having fun.

[Alamo_Mojo]

He gets the erasers because the KT's were too cheap to give us both!:p

In all seriousness, I like to have fun on here. I go back and forth with Dragons saying stuff. There's no amount of posts in the world that would satisfy me if I didn't have a blast talking on here. Sure, I like to be the #1 poster and all that, but it's really about having fun.


dude ...I enjoy reading your post because your SO passionate about your team, and thats the way it should be! I use to go to Rocket games to watch them lose, but that doesn't happen to often!

I usually sat with the Rocket fans and before I know it I'm HIGH FIVING everyone around me when the Rockets make a good play! Their (The Rocket Fans) force has pulled me in unKnow-ing-ly!! In general I'm just a HIGH FOOTBALL watching young men compete and play to the best of their ability.

[lonny23]

dude ...I enjoy reading your post because your SO passionate about your team, and thats the way it should be! I use to go to Rocket games to watch them lose, but that doesn't happen to often!

I usually sat with the Rocket fans and before I know it I'm HIGH FIVING everyone around me when the Rockets make a good play! Their (The Rocket Fans) force has pulled me in unKnow-ing-ly!! In general I'm just a HIGH FOOTBALL watching young men compete and play to the best of their ability.
Thanks, I don't do anything halfway. If I die at 50, you can rest assured I lived the life of a 100 year old!

I just don't believe in being fake. I'm no different in real life than I am on here. Scooter can tell you that I come in his office sometimes to crack jokes about other people in the building. I told him one woman sounded like she was Tone Loc's sister and another guy in finance has a dark tan and long hair. The first time I saw his picture, I said "I didn't know Fabio was employee of the quarter!":D

I think it's very hard for a person with good values to not like the top teams in Texas. You respect the programs, players, and coaches and start to root for them. That's why I don't hate Katy, SLC, or some of the other top teams.

[Red Raiders]

Thanks, I don't do anything halfway. If I die at 50, you can rest assured I lived the life of a 100 year old!

I just don't believe in being fake. I'm no different in real life than I am on here. Scooter can tell you that I come in his office sometimes to crack jokes about other people in the building. I told him one woman sounded like she was Tone Loc's sister and another guy in finance has a dark tan and long hair. The first time I saw his picture, I said "I didn't know Fabio was employee of the quarter!":D

I think it's very hard for a person with good values to not like the top teams in Texas. You respect the programs, players, and coaches and start to root for them. That's why I don't hate Katy, SLC, or some of the other top teams.

If you die when your fifty... your thinking that your fat right? lol

[dragons08]

He gets the erasers because the KT's were too cheap to give us both!:p

In all seriousness, I like to have fun on here. I go back and forth with Dragons saying stuff. There's no amount of posts in the world that would satisfy me if I didn't have a blast talking on here. Sure, I like to be the #1 poster and all that, but it's really about having fun.
woah woah, the erasers? i never erase, just scribble out, even if i have pencil!

that line in bold, is a great statement, thats what my thoughts are as well

[dragons08]

Am I missing something here? Is there some kind of prize for having the most posts? I remember KT2000 telling me Lonny23 was in the running for a box of #2 pencils with 5A Texas Football.com engraved on the sides. :D I wonder what dragons08 is in the running for?
coolest person on the board!:cool:

oh snap i already one that! :D

[lonny23]

coolest person on the board!:cool:

oh snap i already one that! :D
I'd like for you to have a post without one spelling error one time!:p

If you could do that, you'd really feel like you won something!:D

[lonny23]

woah woah, the erasers? i never erase, just scribble out, even if i have pencil!

that line in bold, is a great statement, thats what my thoughts are as well
I always scribbled stuff when I was a kid. I would start to write down the side of a page, too!:D

[lonny23]

If you die when your fifty... your thinking that your fat right? lol
Nah, I'm not fat. I doubt I ever will be.

[dragons08]

I'd like for you to have a post without one spelling error one time!:p

If you could do that, you'd really feel like you won something!:D
Lonny has is a loser!


that sentance had no spelling errors!

[lonny23]

coolest person on the board!:cool:

oh snap i already one that! :D
The correct spelling and punctuation is:

Oh snap, I already won that!

You did 4 things wrong if you want to get technical. I was just making fun of you using one.

[lonny23]

Lonny has is a loser!


that sentance had no spelling errors!
No, but the sentence did!:p

[ktCarl]

He gets the erasers because the KT's were too cheap to give us both!:p

In all seriousness, I like to have fun on here. I go back and forth with Dragons saying stuff. There's no amount of posts in the world that would satisfy me if I didn't have a blast talking on here. Sure, I like to be the #1 poster and all that, but it's really about having fun.

I know you're just having a good time and so am I. I'm careful whose chain I pull on this forum. I usually go for the ones I think can handle some good natured ribbing. The SLC Dads and a lot of the Pack are fun to rattle.

[lonny23]

I know you're just having a good time and so am I. I'm careful whose chain I pull on this forum. I usually go for the ones I think can handle some good natured ribbing. The SLC Dads and a lot of the Pack are fun to rattle.
You're guaranteed to get a laugh out of SLC, Lufkin, and Longview if you don't get mad at what they say back to you!:D

I'm the last person that should get mad at what somebody says since I'm usually saying stuff!:D

[dragons08]

No, but the sentence did!:p
whoops i meant to put Has no friends, then i put is a loser, forgot delete the has

[lonny23]

whoops i meant to put Has no friends, then i put is a loser, forgot delete the has
You also spelled sentence wrong! I'm usually talking about a different error than you spot yourself!:D