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maverick#23
11-20-2005, 04:55 PM
"Score or you're done!"
- Ron Rittamin (SA Madison Offensive Coordinator)
Last words spoken to his offense before sending them on to the field with 2:12 on the clock in the 4th quarter with his team down 38-34 to SA Clark. Of course they drove 71 yards for the game winner!
sv ranger
11-20-2005, 05:44 PM
"momentum is what you say it is"
larry hill
lonny23
11-20-2005, 07:37 PM
Courtesy of EagleIke today.
"I'll put on a sombrero and run the riverwalk naked if the Rockets beat Westfield in two weeks!"
BHS0005
11-20-2005, 07:46 PM
"It's a great time to be a Ram"
- Jim Ledford , head coach of Berkner
BAMF cowboy
11-20-2005, 07:49 PM
"I won't lose sleep this week worrying if these kids can play."
SLC head coach Todd Dodge
WILDCAT27
11-20-2005, 07:50 PM
"Well Crap Man... They are fast.."
Coach Brence
maverick#23
11-20-2005, 07:51 PM
"It's a great time to be a Ram"
- Jim Ledford , head coach of Berkner
I'm sure all of the four legged creatures with heavy heads agree with that statement! :D
JackHandey_98
11-20-2005, 07:53 PM
“Thanksgiving with the Rangers — that’s the way it’s supposed to be.”
-Larry Hill
PantherStang84
11-20-2005, 07:55 PM
"Hey. Some of these teams out here want a piece of Lufkin!"
-John Outlaw after Lufkin won against Harker Heights in overtime.
dragonfootballfan
11-20-2005, 08:03 PM
Dog funerals are tradition?
Well ...in my family we have a tradition too...We slap the sh.t out of stupid people that have funerals for dogs...
From Friday night
rellufnalla
11-20-2005, 08:18 PM
"You need to stop thinking about winnin' state and worry about this weeks game!" - my wife (a coach's daughter).
salsashark
11-20-2005, 08:22 PM
CY-Creek coach being interviewed by Courier Reporter after loss to Katy:
"We brought a knife to a gunfight."
htownfootball
11-20-2005, 08:26 PM
"These are THE cardiac kids."
-strake jesuit head coach ron counter after win over FB Marshall.
yall know what happened and why he said that. no explanation needed.
westfieldfan23
11-20-2005, 10:23 PM
"Iraq may not have weapons of mass destruction, but Westfield sure does..."
North Shore Radio Play-By-Play
Announcer
maverick#23
11-20-2005, 11:08 PM
" ...our boys were a little down this year, this team just wasn't as tall as we've had in years past."
-Coach Tom Foolery
On why his team didn't make the playoffs one year
JackHandey_98
11-20-2005, 11:14 PM
Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.
-Jack Handey
maverick#23
11-20-2005, 11:18 PM
That's one way to put it.
LMAO
JackHandey_98
11-20-2005, 11:29 PM
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
- Jack Handey
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