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tayb
10-28-2008, 01:44 PM
A fight between a shark and a lion if the fight took place on the moon?

drgnbkr
10-28-2008, 02:27 PM
Chuck Norris?

Slim-Rob
10-28-2008, 02:29 PM
good question. I think the real question here, however, is did we ever even go to the moon to begin with? Yes it LOOKED real, but so do some boobs...
































lion

SLC
10-28-2008, 02:35 PM
A fight between a shark and a lion if the fight took place on the moon?


I'll take the shark... Air could be like water to him... He would have wings of sort...

stevefoxsc
10-28-2008, 02:55 PM
shark no gravitiy, the shark would adapt a bit quicker. Lions are a stalker predator and don't normally kill in water that often, but do when they can get food.

tayb
10-28-2008, 02:59 PM
I don't know though. Would the shark's swimming motion translate that well into a zero gravity environment?

I'm gonna go with the lion.

CKE
10-28-2008, 03:12 PM
What kind of shark?

gtown04
10-28-2008, 03:22 PM
Lion.

Pinion
10-28-2008, 04:00 PM
Who wins?
The guy that sold you the acid.

LPack007
10-28-2008, 04:01 PM
Lion.

LUFPAN
10-28-2008, 04:15 PM
A fight between a shark and a lion if the fight took place on the moon?

No oxygen on the moon = shark and lion dead

coveaggie
10-28-2008, 04:37 PM
No oxygen on the moon = shark and lion dead

buzzkill.

If we're talkin like little aquarium tiger shark... mr. lion wins
Now if we're talkin jaws... this fight becomes interesting

yallerjacket
10-28-2008, 05:03 PM
Shark on moon = Shark on beach, except it would probably bounce a little higher while flailing around. Lion in a rout.

CKE
10-28-2008, 05:07 PM
Shark on moon = Shark on beach, except it would probably bounce a little higher while flailing around. Lion in a rout.

A shark on land is still crazy dangerous....I know first hand after the first Mako I reeled in last April....thing was going nuts and bit a gaff clean in half

BDB
10-28-2008, 06:24 PM
moonmen are the sharks natural predator.

i take lion by default.

dada
10-28-2008, 06:41 PM
If it's any shark but the nurse shark....I'll have to take the shark....sharks have to remain on the move constantly...or they will die......Stamina is tip top shape....Lione sleep 22 hours a day....eat and have sex the other 2....no stamina. No gravity on the moon is actually closer to being in water than the african jungle....so Advantage goes to the shark again.

tayb
10-29-2008, 12:11 AM
If it's any shark but the nurse shark....I'll have to take the shark....sharks have to remain on the move constantly...or they will die......Stamina is tip top shape....Lione sleep 22 hours a day....eat and have sex the other 2....no stamina. No gravity on the moon is actually closer to being in water than the african jungle....so Advantage goes to the shark again.

I hadn't thought about stamina. In a fight to the death the shark would just keep coming and coming and the Lion would probably tire out or give up due to sex deprivation. Just seems like without water the shark would have a hard time getting around and the lion could get him from behind.

stevefoxsc
10-29-2008, 12:14 AM
what kind of shark is it exactly XD

DragonBand06
10-29-2008, 12:31 AM
Moon is not a zero-gravity situation, just a much lower gravity situation. The shark would just be flailing around and bouncing all over the place. The lion would adapt quicker and take the shark down.

Now, if it were in a zero-gravity situation such as open space, neither would win because there is nothing for them to use to propel themselves toward each other. If they did, and missed, it's game over because they'd be traveling apart into infinity.

This all assumes that they have been fitted with an oxygen tank and pressurized suit of sorts. And in that case, it'd be hard for either of them to attack the other because if they broke the suit their blood would instantly boil.

SLC
10-29-2008, 12:32 AM
I hadn't thought about stamina. In a fight to the death the shark would just keep coming and coming and the Lion would probably tire out or give up due to sex deprivation. Just seems like without water the shark would have a hard time getting around and the lion could get him from behind.

So its an aggy lion... Well that changes everything...

hunterbunter
10-29-2008, 12:34 AM
shark has no hands. whats he gonna do when Mr Tiger busts his head open with two moon rocks?

SLC
10-29-2008, 12:34 AM
Moon is not a zero-gravity situation, just a much lower gravity situation. The shark would just be flailing around and bouncing all over the place. The lion would adapt quicker and take the shark down.

Now, if it were in a zero-gravity situation such as open space, neither would win because there is nothing for them to use to propel themselves toward each other. If they did, and missed, it's game over because they'd be traveling apart into infinity.

This all assumes that they have been fitted with an oxygen tank and pressurized suit of sorts. And in that case, it'd be hard for either of them to attack the other because if they broke the suit their blood would instantly boil.

This thread has no place for facts and truths... Damn... You killed my immigination...:ninja:

CKE
10-29-2008, 01:12 AM
So its an aggy lion... Well that changes everything...

:notworthy

dada
10-29-2008, 09:57 AM
shark has no hands. whats he gonna do when Mr Tiger busts his head open with two moon rocks?

How will the lion grab the rocks? The don't have thumbs.

tayb
10-29-2008, 10:58 AM
How will the lion grab the rocks? The don't have thumbs.

It could kick some moon dirt in the sharks face though.

dada
10-29-2008, 11:00 AM
It could kick some moon dirt in the sharks face though.

Sharks have transparent sheilds over their eyes to protect them during an attack.....Advantage: Shark.

tayb
10-29-2008, 11:04 AM
Sharks have transparent sheilds over their eyes to protect them during an attack.....Advantage: Shark.

Yeah but what if the transparent shields are covered in dirt? They are still protecting the eyes but the shark can't see. While he is wiggling around trying to throw off the dirt the lion pounces.

dada
10-29-2008, 11:07 AM
Yeah but what if the transparent shields are covered in dirt? They are still protecting the eyes but the shark can't see. While he is wiggling around trying to throw off the dirt the lion pounces.

More than likely...the lion will be confused....he has never seen a shark before and won't know what to think. Sharks don't care...what ever they see...the bite first....the old saying "Curiosity Killed the Cat" comes into effect here.

CKE
10-29-2008, 11:44 AM
By the way I would beat both their *****...the Shark would beat the Lion and already wreck on sharks :cool:

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