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mad_fan
10-13-2008, 09:44 PM
because to many posters can't keep up...
and this will help the newbies...
Heck...it should be a sticky in The Yard...
Post addtional info at will...


mad_fan...white...
Irish...proper Irish...Catholic...Pope and all...

BDB
10-13-2008, 09:46 PM
kryptochronoconalite

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 09:46 PM
CoveMom

WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant)

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 09:46 PM
kryptochronoconalite

Is that Chinese for Texan before it was Texas?

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 09:47 PM
kryptochronoconalite

Now I understand the weakness of your posts...:D

DrEdward
10-13-2008, 09:47 PM
I'm partial to Formula 1 races. :rolleyes::cool:

BDB
10-13-2008, 09:47 PM
CoveMom

WASP (stinger cocked and ready, and always buzzing in someones ear)


fify

BDB
10-13-2008, 09:48 PM
Is that Chinese for Texan before it was Texas?

now i dont feel bad about my last post.....

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 09:48 PM
CoveMom

WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant)

If your people would give my people a break...we'd have an enitre island...:D

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 09:50 PM
I'm partial to Formula 1 races. :rolleyes::cool:

So you are a Redneck Gap-toothed White Boy from Appalachia??? Nope, that would be NASCAR....



(just wanted to confuse the new people on the board ;))

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 09:51 PM
If your people would give my people a break...we'd have an enitre island...:D

If your people would just leave my people alone, they might decide there's no challenge anymore and leave...

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 09:52 PM
now i dont feel bad about my last post.....


Except for the Chinese part, it was a compliment. I had forgotten the running joke/jab until you posted this.


:o

twcpfan1
10-13-2008, 09:53 PM
I'm partial to Formula 1 races. :rolleyes::cool:

Ferrari fan?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2634524863_92a654416f.jpg?v=0

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 09:56 PM
If your people would just leave my people alone, they might decide there's no challenge anymore and leave...

I've always thought that if I quit fighting...others will back down...:rolleyes:

DrEdward
10-13-2008, 09:59 PM
Ferrari fan?

More of a Mercedes fan. Ferrari already has enough fans in the FIA. :rolleyes:

DrEdward
10-13-2008, 10:01 PM
So you are a Redneck Gap-toothed White Boy from Appalachia??? Nope, that would be NASCAR....



(just wanted to confuse the new people on the board ;))

I like NASCAR too, but prefer the lack of fenders. Besides F1 takes me back to my slot car racing days. Other than that, yep, it's a pretty accurate description.

twcpfan1
10-13-2008, 10:01 PM
More of a Mercedes fan. Ferrari already has enough fans in the FIA. :rolleyes:

Which is understandable. I believe they have the better looking groupies.

ACM Dad
10-13-2008, 10:01 PM
ACM Dad.... Indy 500

DrEdward
10-13-2008, 10:03 PM
Which is understandable. I believe they have the better looking groupies.

Ferrari babes are hot!

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 10:04 PM
ACM Dad.... Indy 500

White Beer Belly City Boy....

jtk1519
10-13-2008, 10:05 PM
I'm a Bigdick American.

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 10:07 PM
I'm a Bigdick American.

uhhhh, nevermind. Don't bogart the joint, man....

twcpfan1
10-13-2008, 10:09 PM
Ferrari babes are hot!

Yes they are.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2768154015_a64e8d87b8.jpg?v=0

Fleeman93
10-13-2008, 10:26 PM
Bristol night race by far.

Slim-Rob
10-13-2008, 10:31 PM
I'm an Italian Native American Frenchman who's also part German.

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 10:33 PM
Wow, do I feel stoopid!


I just got it! Post your "race"


Great play DrE!


:notworthy:o:notworthy

Fleeman93
10-13-2008, 10:33 PM
I'm an Italian Native American Frenchman who's also part German.

Damn mutt!

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 10:37 PM
Wow, do I feel stoopid!


I just got it! Post your "race"


Great play DrE!


:notworthy:o:notworthy

It was over while you waited for a white flag...:p

CoveMom
10-13-2008, 10:39 PM
It was over while you waited for a white flag...:p

I promise I am smarter than the average 5th grader. Damn, that was embarrassing. It just came to me. Stoopid CoveMom. :o

Slim-Rob
10-13-2008, 10:39 PM
Damn mutt!


Agreed :D

stevefoxsc
10-13-2008, 10:40 PM
African , Mexican, with a splish splash of French. Always American first though.

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 10:45 PM
I promise I am smarter than the average 5th grader. Damn, that was embarrassing. It just came to me. Stoopid CoveMom. :o

I almost posted 'Coors Light or Bud Lite" in reply to DrE...
Glad I didn't...:p

chunky79
10-13-2008, 10:49 PM
Swiss-ican

JMSFan
10-13-2008, 10:55 PM
Im from the slapaho tribe.

LP-79
10-13-2008, 10:55 PM
I am a mutt! part indian, part Irish, part German. Mostly just a redneck from East texas where we still waiting to get new fangled things like the innernet . Grew up hauling pulpwood if you know what that is. NHRA is better, don't like going in circles!

hunterbunter
10-13-2008, 11:02 PM
Im a MexiCAN...not a MexiCANT

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 11:05 PM
I am a mutt! part indian, part Irish, part German. Mostly just a redneck from East texas where we still waiting to get new fangled things like the innernet . Grew up hauling pulpwood if you know what that is. NHRA is better, don't like going in circles!

Haha...I hate turning left...can't imagine doing it for a living...

mad_fan
10-13-2008, 11:06 PM
Im a MexiCAN...not a MexiCANT

No you aren't...

stevefoxsc
10-13-2008, 11:09 PM
No you aren't...

hahaha

hunterbunter
10-13-2008, 11:14 PM
No you aren't...

what do you mean no i arent. its on my drivers license

yankee
10-13-2008, 11:30 PM
i'm 3/4 white and 1/4 caucasian...

SLC
10-13-2008, 11:55 PM
I'm white and American... It's football and Nascar.. And sex... And music.... I dont drink.. Well only a couple times a month maybe... 2 kids.. My wife is Mexican... UT Alum... I guess thats it..

tayb
10-13-2008, 11:56 PM
3/4 White. 3/4 Native America. 1/2 Asian. 5/8 African American. 1/4 Hispanic.

SLC
10-14-2008, 12:02 AM
3/4 White. 3/4 Native America. 1/2 Asian. 5/8 African American. 1/4 Hispanic.

So you're a Heinz 57... Or a Dr. Pepper..

hunterbunter
10-14-2008, 12:10 AM
So you're a Heinz 57... Or a Dr. Pepper..

He's a 7-11

LP-79
10-14-2008, 12:17 AM
I'm a Bigdick American.

JTK the master of reverse phsycology:eek:

the_phoenix612
10-14-2008, 12:35 AM
1/2 Ukrainian
1/4 German
1/4 Irish

svhorns
10-14-2008, 12:56 AM
1/4 Cuban, 1/4 Nicaraguan, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 German... all european blood no native american blood... so im light skinned

AE 8008
10-14-2008, 01:06 AM
Italia!

Miss Kitty
10-14-2008, 09:10 AM
My race is blonde. :D

dada
10-14-2008, 09:15 AM
I was always good at the 100m.

chhspantherfan
10-14-2008, 09:15 AM
My rinse is blonde. :D

FIFY:D

CKE
10-14-2008, 09:20 AM
I'm partial to Formula 1 races. :rolleyes::cool:

Your a gay Frenchman??
http://slackertimes.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/rickybobby_alig.jpg

CKE
10-14-2008, 09:22 AM
1/4 Cuban, 1/4 Nicaraguan, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 German... all european blood no native american blood... so im light skinned

I remember joking with you calling you a Mexican in baseball one day....you looked like you wanted to swing a bat at me :laugh

dada
10-14-2008, 09:26 AM
Your a gay Frenchman??
http://slackertimes.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/rickybobby_alig.jpg

I will defeat chu Rickey Boobie

Firebird
10-14-2008, 09:34 AM
Micronesian, 100%.

CKE
10-14-2008, 09:37 AM
Mandalorian 100%

Miss Kitty
10-14-2008, 10:21 AM
FIFY:D

nope, no color jobs here. :D

HUM398
10-14-2008, 10:28 AM
Micronesian, 100%.

a face to go with the words.

http://www.worldteach.org/images/country/pohnmanfish.jpg

J-Rock Mom
10-14-2008, 10:51 AM
Blonde, green eyed 1/2 Irish & 1/2 Scottish.

stevefoxsc
10-14-2008, 10:55 AM
Blonde, green eyed 1/2 Irish & 1/2 Scottish.

green eyes, oh you won my heart over.

Miss Kitty
10-14-2008, 11:07 AM
green eyes, oh you won my heart over.

I agree. Green eyes are beautiful. My youngest daughter has green eyes and red (copper) hair. Lovely combo.

stevefoxsc
10-14-2008, 11:10 AM
I agree. Green eyes are beautiful. My youngest daughter has green eyes and red (copper) hair. Lovely combo.

indeed something about them that makes me drop down in my spot.

J-Rock Mom
10-14-2008, 11:37 AM
green eyes, oh you won my heart over.

LOL

J-Rock Mom
10-14-2008, 11:39 AM
I agree. Green eyes are beautiful. My youngest daughter has green eyes and red (copper) hair. Lovely combo.

You know not one of my kids have eye color like my dad or me. My dad has blue eyes like sea blue. All three of them have brown, my middle son has beatiful brown kind of like a weak coffee color.

Lights Out
10-14-2008, 11:42 AM
I'm black below the waist.

stevefoxsc
10-14-2008, 11:43 AM
You know not one of my kids have eye color like my dad or me. My dad has blue eyes like sea blue. All three of them have brown, my middle son has beatiful brown kind of like a weak coffee color.

light brown? i have the same eye color lovely eye color if you really notice them

Miss Kitty
10-14-2008, 11:53 AM
You know not one of my kids have eye color like my dad or me. My dad has blue eyes like sea blue. All three of them have brown, my middle son has beatiful brown kind of like a weak coffee color.

My girls, one has VERY blue eyes and brown hair, one has green eyes and red hair and I have blue eyes and blonde hair. We are all mixed up. LOL

Miss Kitty
10-14-2008, 11:54 AM
I'm black below the waist.

You may need to see a doctor about that. :eek: I think an antibiotic may help. ;)

J-Rock Mom
10-14-2008, 11:55 AM
You may need to see a doctor about that. :eek: I think an antibiotic may help. ;)

That or surgery!!!!

CKE
10-14-2008, 12:15 PM
My girls, one has VERY blue eyes and brown hair, one has green eyes and red hair and I have blue eyes and blonde hair. We are all mixed up. LOL

No brown eyes that's how I know im not any of those babies daddy :D

BDB
10-14-2008, 12:19 PM
No brown eyes that's how I know im not any of those babies daddy's :D

i think i heard kitty's car screach out of drive way from here!!! someone better put a road block in SV so CKE doesn't become DOA. <<< that was the cheesiest sentence ive ever typed.

dada
10-14-2008, 12:21 PM
i think i heard kitty's car screach out of drive way from here!!! someone better put a road block in SV so CKE doesn't become DOA. <<< that was the cheesiest sentence ive ever typed.

FAIL.....Miss Kitty only drives trucks.;)

Miss Kitty
10-14-2008, 12:35 PM
No brown eyes that's how I know im not any of those babies daddy :D

That's not proof of anything.

dragons08
10-14-2008, 12:38 PM
100% Awesome + 100% Cool = Dragons08 = God

CKE
10-14-2008, 12:39 PM
That's not proof of anything.

:notworthy

CKE
10-14-2008, 12:39 PM
100% Awesome + 100% Cool = Dragons08 = Gay

fify

DrEdward
10-14-2008, 12:40 PM
Your a gay Frenchman??
http://slackertimes.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/rickybobby_alig.jpg

Much more Germanic than that are my preferences in automobiles. Also more old school:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:b_uCygZ3tMJehM:http://media.canada.com/canwest/22/071307lewis.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.canada.com/canwest/22/071307lewis.jpg&imgrefurl=http://autos.canada.com/motorsport/story.html%3Fid%3D219b7263-66f5-4cb7-a7cd-f333abad54b6&h=375&w=375&sz=49&hl=en&start=210&um=1&usg=__xXmBw7J4XGwwA2O1pg7jmF_kLhw=&tbnid=b_uCygZ3tMJehM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=122&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dformula%2B1%2Bdrivers%2Bchampions%26s tart%3D189%26ndsp%3D21%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D 1T4HPIA_en___US225%26sa%3DN)

Plus my other preferences:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04NU7PY3Zs7Jt/340x.jpg

Lots to be said for Formula 1 over the years.

dragons08
10-14-2008, 12:41 PM
fify

Wrong.

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 12:50 PM
im part of the human RACE!!!:D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 01:03 PM
Blonde, green eyed 1/2 Irish & 1/2 Scottish.

They clash with your Rockets jersey...:D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 01:05 PM
im part of the human RACE!!!:D

Really???:rolleyes:;)

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 01:08 PM
Really???:rolleyes:;)

yep thats what i put on my jury duty INVITE:rolleyes: its said race i put human:D then it asked SEX i put YES! :p

SLC
10-14-2008, 01:12 PM
yep thats what i put on my jury duty INVITE:rolleyes: its said race i put human:D then it asked SEX i put YES! :p


And with the tongue out... Love it...:D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 01:15 PM
And with the tongue out... Love it...:D

Usually she's like...:eek:...
:D...

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 01:17 PM
Usually she's like...:eek:...
:D...

STHU! mad:eek::D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 01:18 PM
STHU! mad:eek::D

Then I'm like...:p...

:rolleyes:...

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 01:19 PM
Then I'm like...:p...

:rolleyes:...

than im going...:rolleyes::rolleyes::mad:

SLC
10-14-2008, 01:20 PM
STHU! mad:eek::D

Mmmmhhhmmmm....:p:D

the_phoenix612
10-14-2008, 01:38 PM
this thread suddenly became much more interesting.

SLC
10-14-2008, 01:48 PM
this thread suddenly became much more interesting.

I know right...

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 02:00 PM
this thread suddenly became much more interesting.

i made it interesting!:D

J-Rock Mom
10-14-2008, 02:20 PM
They clash with your Rockets jersey...:D

No actually it brings out my eyes more. A Rocket jersey will make anyone look GOOD!!!!

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 02:21 PM
No actually it brings out my eyes more. A Rocket jersey will make anyone look GOOD!!!!

most definately!:notworthy

slorch
10-14-2008, 02:37 PM
Other
(Texan not listed)

I have a huge issue with even discussing race as a charactersistic. it requires no level of effort, input, or even thought in order to be one race or another. You are how you are. It is the single most superficial way of differentiating people that I know of that is recognized both in business and by the gov't. IMO, it is simply a way for the shallow people to start rating people without asking a question or getting to know someone.

In Slorchy world, I wouldn't even ask, because it doesn't matter.

SLC
10-14-2008, 02:47 PM
i made it interesting!:D


As you always do...;):D

the_phoenix612
10-14-2008, 02:49 PM
Other
(Texan not listed)

I have a huge issue with even discussing race as a charactersistic. it requires no level of effort, input, or even thought in order to be one race or another. You are how you are. It is the single most superficial way of differentiating people that I know of that is recognized both in business and by the gov't. IMO, it is simply a way for the shallow people to start raring people without asking a question or getting to know someone.

In Slorchy world, I wouldn't even ask, because it doesn't matter.

You need to stop taking this board so seriously.

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 03:20 PM
As you always do...;):D

THANK YOU!:D;)

slorch
10-14-2008, 06:15 PM
You need to stop taking this board so seriously.

people need to stop taking race so seriously...:rolleyes:

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 07:03 PM
Other
(Texan not listed)

I have a huge issue with even discussing race as a charactersistic. it requires no level of effort, input, or even thought in order to be one race or another. You are how you are. It is the single most superficial way of differentiating people that I know of that is recognized both in business and by the gov't. IMO, it is simply a way for the shallow people to start raring people without asking a question or getting to know someone.

In Slorchy world, I wouldn't even ask, because it doesn't matter.

You have a better (read 'right') moral grounding than most everybody I've ever conversed with...and on most every topic...:)

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 07:04 PM
No actually it brings out my eyes more. A Rocket jersey will make anyone look GOOD!!!!

I do love Christmas...:D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 07:08 PM
You need to stop taking this board so seriously.

The great thing about a thread...is you can take it (or leave it) anyway you want...
I could pick out dozens of threads every week that I'd like to see locked and/or deleted...
I choose to participate or leave them alone...
Simply enough...

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 07:12 PM
i made it interesting!:D

Actually I made it interesting...
You just laid around...:D

slorch
10-14-2008, 07:12 PM
You have a better (read 'right') moral grounding than most everybody I've ever conversed with...and on most every topic...:)

thank you.

That's also one of my "take it or leave it" philosophies, but it is truly how I approach that subject.

rocketgrl94
10-14-2008, 07:13 PM
Actually I made it interesting...
You just laid around...:D

HAHAHA...not funny mad!:eek::rolleyes::D

TheBigPeach
10-14-2008, 07:18 PM
White, All Italian, Methodist

Pinion
10-14-2008, 07:23 PM
1/4 mile drag racing. 1/8 mile is for sissies.

Personally, I'm a standard southern white guy. Dads side is English and Moms side is French. I've traced my family history on both sides back over 400 years. We've always been redneck farmers and such on dads side and moms side has always been uppity politician types. How dad suckered mom into the family I'll never know. :D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 07:31 PM
1/4 mile drag racing. 1/8 mile is for sissies.

Personally, I'm a standard southern white guy. Dads side is English and Moms side is French. I've traced my family history on both sides back over 400 years. We've always been redneck farmers and such on dads side and moms side has always been uppity politician types. How dad suckered mom into the family I'll never know. :D

Those 1/4 are getting harder to find in West Texas...:mad:

Politics makes strange bed-fellows...
...
...
...
And pinion...:D

Pinion
10-14-2008, 07:35 PM
Those 1/4 are getting harder to find in West Texas...:mad:



That's such a shame. The track back in Louisiana (gillam) is still running most stuff 1/4. but I read the other day they are doing the Outlaw King of the Street stuff as 1/8. What a bloody rip off.

On the streets though, most everyone still runs a 1/4. I know I got my arse handed to me by a mustang 3 weeks ago running 1/4. I had him at the 1/8. That wouldnt have felt right to me though. I just need to shed some more weight from my car and my fat arse and up the nitrous a little bit. :notworthy Nitrous :notworthy

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 07:42 PM
:notworthy Nitrous :notworthy

:notworthy scotch :notworthy
But I digress...

Imagine ROCKETS doing a 1/8 on the high speed taxiway of a regional airport...:mad:

slorch
10-14-2008, 08:02 PM
Those 1/4 are getting harder to find in West Texas...:mad:

Politics makes strange bed-fellows...
...
...
...
And pinion...:D

1/4 miles in West Texas? are you kidding?

Some strecthes go for 44 miles with nary a curve or bump in the road.

BTW- watch out for tumbleweeds.:D

CoveMom
10-14-2008, 08:11 PM
btw, I have always heard that there are only 5 races:

Caucasoid, Capoid, Congoid, Mongoloid, and Australoid


All the others are ethnic identities.



Guess that still makes me a WASP! :D

Pinion
10-14-2008, 08:19 PM
btw, I have always heard that there are only 5 races:

Caucasoid, Capoid, Congoid, Mongoloid, and Australoid


All the others are ethnic identities.



Guess that still makes me a WASP! :D

:notworthy great post. :notworthy

slorch
10-14-2008, 08:21 PM
btw, I have always heard that there are only 5 races:

Caucasoid, Capoid, Congoid, Mongoloid, and Australoid


All the others are ethnic identities.



Guess that still makes me a WASP! :D

There are also plenty of Assteroids.:rolleyes::D

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 08:22 PM
btw, I have always heard that there are only 5 races:

Caucasoid, Capoid, Congoid, Mongoloid, and Australoid


All the others are ethnic identities.



Guess that still makes me a WASP! :D

Too bad we can't get one of those to run for office...
I've had it with Democrats and Republicans...

CoveMom
10-14-2008, 08:24 PM
There are also plenty of Assteroids.:rolleyes::D


Wouldn't that be Assholoid?

:ninja:

mad_fan
10-14-2008, 08:26 PM
Wouldn't that be Assholoid?

:ninja:

You called???:D

CoveMom
10-14-2008, 09:38 PM
You called???:D

If the er, uhm, shoe fits.....:rolleyes:

BandidoNB
10-14-2008, 10:02 PM
mexican of course :p

svhorns
10-14-2008, 11:23 PM
I remember joking with you calling you a Mexican in baseball one day....you looked like you wanted to swing a bat at me :laugh

LOL... :D probably because Joe was hitting me 100 mph bullets while taking some fungo practice... hitting the ball 2 seconds apart from each other...