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KT2000
11-16-2005, 04:30 PM
Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumba** coach yet?"

GTown02
11-16-2005, 04:51 PM
Haha good one KT. I love those commercials... pure genius.

Redneckn
11-16-2005, 04:56 PM
Anybody that likes those jingles can download them from Limewire.
If you dont have limewire and/or dont want the hassle of it, for a nominal fee, I can burn them to disk and mail it to you.


Thanks for the laff KT.

southlake thug
11-16-2005, 05:06 PM
I used to know a website where there was everyone of those. No download or anything. I will try and find it agian.

mad_fan
11-16-2005, 05:11 PM
Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"


SSSSAAALUTE! ***I my best Hee Haw voice***

dragons08
11-16-2005, 06:39 PM
kt write that yourself?

SeguinMatadors
11-16-2005, 06:42 PM
Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumba** coach yet?"

That was good.

dada
11-17-2005, 12:51 PM
Anybody that likes those jingles can download them from Limewire.
If you dont have limewire and/or dont want the hassle of it, for a nominal fee, I can burn them to disk and mail it to you.


Thanks for the laff KT.
Do they have the Sobe jingles on there?

Favpack
11-17-2005, 02:43 PM
My favorite was "Mr. Pickled pig feet eater"

Good stuff - and good stuff KT.

The funniest people here are the trash talkers, Wide (of course) - and Stevefoxsc. Stevie lives on a different planet I think - gotta love it though.

Redneckn
11-17-2005, 02:44 PM
Do they have the Sobe jingles on there?

I'll have to look when I get home tonite.. I don't know that I've ever heard one.

GTown02
11-17-2005, 02:54 PM
My personal favorite is the "Mr Supermarket free sampler guy!" ;)