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Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 06:08 PM
This is too funny!

http://www.deathclock.com/

sorry if I keep posting funny stuff instead some serious stuff... BTW, I am going to die in Sunday, Saturday, December 21, 2075 which means I am going to miss my great grandchildren on christmas.
....... seems like I am going to live long time since I don't smoke or drink and having an optismistic life. <I changed it because I didn't know what it means until I found out so I am optismistic.

Some of you may have already died now because of some reason.

(Warning: This Death Clock is not real. Thank you!)

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 06:14 PM
This is too funny!

http://www.deathclock.com/

sorry if I keep posting funny stuff instead some serious stuff... BTW, I am going to die in Sunday, October 23, 2061 or starting right now is 1,765,169,558 and still counting....... seems like I am going to live long time since I don't smoke or drink.

Some of you may have already died now because of some reason.

(Warning: This Death Clock is not real. Thank you!)


Haha, I am set to die on Sunday, May 8, 2072.

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 06:17 PM
Haha, I am set to die on Sunday, May 8, 2072.

Are you optismistic?

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 06:19 PM
Are you optismistic?

Yep and I am 6'1 180 born in 1987. Were you not optimistic?

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 06:21 PM
Yep and I am 6'1 180 born in 1987. Were you not optimistic?

I am optismistic, I didn't know what it means or wasn't sure until I found out now so I am. I edited my first thread. I am 5'7 125 born in 88.

mad_fan
11-14-2005, 06:21 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha :D

I just died.........LMAO.........


This is way off-topic......

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 06:22 PM
:D
Hahahahahahahahaha :D

I just died.........LMAO.........


This is way off-topic......

Why? I bet your a smoker and stressful? and btw, why is it off-topic? since this is off-topic discussion..

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 06:26 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha :D

I just died.........LMAO.........


This is way off-topic......


LOL, I made a really fat smoking old guy and it said his time was up.

mad_fan
11-14-2005, 06:26 PM
:D

Why? I bet your a smoker and stressful? and btw, why is it off-topic? since this is off-topic discussion..



I kept changing my mode and date of birth....and a popup said my time expired :eek:
I'm dead, :D

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 06:27 PM
I am pretty sure I am going to live for a good while. I don't smoke or drink and I try to eat right and take care of my self. This thing just reassured me. :) Not sure I want to live to be really old though.

mad_fan
11-14-2005, 06:31 PM
A Death Clock tells you your Time Expired :eek: . I was freking rollin' on the floor...my wife came to check on me and I couldnt even tell her what happened. That's the funniest FU&*ing thing ever!!!!

ktchamp97
11-14-2005, 06:35 PM
Jeez guys...a bit morbid don't ya think?

I plan on living healthily and happily way past 73 thank you! :p

jtk1519
11-14-2005, 07:03 PM
There's no way in hell I live to be 96. I piss too many people off. :cool:

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 07:24 PM
I am pretty sure I am going to live for a good while. I don't smoke or drink and I try to eat right and take care of my self. This thing just reassured me. :) Not sure I want to live to be really old though.

I always eat right and drink water all the time, only drink soda once a week but yesturday was my first in 2 weeks. Not just because I am trying to be healthy but because I like water alot and it feels good. Also, I have never smoke or drink and I am 17 so I must be a good kid you can say, lol. I don't want to grow old and I hope not because I will start working out then to keep me young like Chuck Norris who is 65 years old or 66 years old because he works out alot. So I want to be that way.

lonny23
11-14-2005, 07:24 PM
Are you optismistic?
Yeah, he thought Seguin was going to beat Judson! :p

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 07:25 PM
Yeah, he thought Seguin was going to beat Judson! :p

Wow, Good example! haha... I thought Judson was going to beat Seguin. I laugh all the time and it is very healthy to do that. I am happy about that.

lonny23
11-14-2005, 07:27 PM
Put me down for Jul 17, 2062. Why couldn't I live 7 more days and turn 92? It's just not fair! :mad:

lonny23
11-14-2005, 07:30 PM
They keep changing the date on you even if your information stays the same. Smoking took 8 years off one time. Being pessimistic took 15 years off and being a sadist took off about 22.

dragons08
11-14-2005, 07:32 PM
i have a bmi of 20? that sounds wrong..

lonny23
11-14-2005, 07:34 PM
i have a bmi of 20? that sounds wrong..
Why, should you be less? 25 is where they say you weight too much.

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 07:37 PM
i have a bmi of 20? that sounds wrong..

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 07:38 PM
Yeah, he thought Seguin was going to beat Judson! :p

LMAO Lonny, I knew that was coming.

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 08:45 PM
i have a bmi of 20? that sounds wrong..

Hey, my bmi is 20 which is a good size but the best size probably 23. I need to increase 20 more pounds to get me really strong.

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 08:51 PM
Hey, my bmi is 20 which is a good size but the best size probably 23. I need to increase 20 more pounds to get me really strong.

My BMI is 24... I guess that means I need to lose weight?

zippy
11-14-2005, 08:53 PM
12/13//2067 Can someone that knows how, and has the time, see if this is a on a Friday!! I hope it is! My death, Friday the 13th! How ironic would that be.

ktchamp97
11-14-2005, 08:55 PM
It looks like it will be on a Tuesday zippy.

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 08:57 PM
12/13//2067 Can someone that knows how, and has the time, see if this is a on a Friday!! I hope it is! My death, Friday the 13th! How ironic would that be.

omg... thats awesome, I am sure it will be like Friday the 13th 40 (since its going to be in 2067), and I will be able to watch your movie.

BTW, I die on December 21st and my great grandchildren will miss me on christmas when I will be 87 almost 88 and my birthday is 1988 in Jan. ahh....

Red Raiders
11-14-2005, 08:58 PM
It looks like it will be on a Tuesday zippy.

Have you checked yours? haha

zippy
11-14-2005, 09:01 PM
Nice, Tuesdays are boring anyway, and I will get to see one more night of Monday night football. BTW, how did you figure that out? I had a website that would do it once, but could not find it. Is there a manual method?



It looks like it will be on a Tuesday zippy.

zippy
11-14-2005, 09:02 PM
Why are we all croaking in Dec?


omg... thats awesome, I am sure it will be like Friday the 13th 40 (since its going to be in 2067), and I will be able to watch your movie.

BTW, I die on December 21st and my great grandchildren will miss me on christmas when I will be 87 almost 88 and my birthday is 1988 in Jan. ahh....

ktchamp97
11-14-2005, 09:04 PM
I did the calculations in my head...It's pretty easy actually. You just take the year and divide it by pi and then cube it divided by 4 times the integral of the month-your last name plus 4...




Nah...like anything...I googled it.

Here's the link: Calendar for 2067 (http://www.hf.rim.or.jp/%7Ekaji/cal/cal.cgi?2067)

zippy
11-14-2005, 09:09 PM
You wish, thanks

OH YEA BMI IS CRAP!! DONT USE IT If you were to use this in the NFL, almost all the players except maybe Marvin Harrison would be considered obese. Get some body fat counts. The BMI is an estimate to the extreme.



I did the calculations in my head...It's pretty easy actually. You just take the year and divide it by pi and then cube it divided by 4 times the integral of the month-your last name plus 4...




Nah...like anything...I googled it.

Here's the link: Calendar for 2067 (http://www.hf.rim.or.jp/%7Ekaji/cal/cal.cgi?2067)

CLFalcon2006
11-14-2005, 09:24 PM
My fat smoker guy should be going down sometime in April

As for myself I'm set to go in 2061

73 aint that bad, i dont want to live to be just skin, bones, and alzheimers but I still want to be around for a while.

Lufkin_Class_Of_08
11-14-2005, 09:40 PM
im gone on sept 14 2074...sucks its 2 days before my bros bday but hes gone on sept 12 2070

dragons08
11-14-2005, 10:02 PM
How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
6ft 150lbs

it comes out at 20, ive had other ones tell me 23..i have a ton of muscle in my legs

GTown02
11-14-2005, 10:21 PM
Schedule me for January 9th, 2083! Just short of my 97th birthday...

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 10:43 PM
6ft 150lbs

it comes out at 20, ive had other ones tell me 23..i have a ton of muscle in my legs

Your still a young one and probably still growing so it is probably hard to put on mass. You could stand to put on 20 pounds though.

GTown02
11-14-2005, 10:47 PM
And i just checked the date of my death in 2083... luckily its on a Saturday, so I can see one last Garland game! ;)

wide-e-wide
11-14-2005, 10:52 PM
June 16th 2021...that ain't cool man...not cool at all.

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 10:53 PM
June 16th 2021...that ain't cool man...not cool at all.

Better start doing something diff. Wide.

zippy
11-14-2005, 10:57 PM
Thats what I was thinking, I am trying to add a few, I am the same height as him, but thought I was light at 175.


Your still a young one and probably still growing so it is probably hard to put on mass. You could stand to put on 20 pounds though.

dragons08
11-14-2005, 11:03 PM
June 16th 2021...that ain't cool man...not cool at all.
2 words...Miller Light...

dragons08
11-14-2005, 11:04 PM
Your still a young one and probably still growing so it is probably hard to put on mass. You could stand to put on 20 pounds though.
i know i can add more, i eat a crap load dont gain weight at all, high matablisim, you guys would think that me being on here so much id be fat, but i am in pretty good shape

dragons08
11-14-2005, 11:05 PM
Thats what I was thinking, I am trying to add a few, I am the same height as him, but thought I was light at 175.
well i am light at 150..its weird..i dont look 150, more of like 175 range

GTown02
11-14-2005, 11:17 PM
Whats a good weight to have if your 5ft-7? ;)

SeguinMatadors
11-14-2005, 11:21 PM
Thats what I was thinking, I am trying to add a few, I am the same height as him, but thought I was light at 175.

I would like to put on 10 lbs in my upperbody. I am only weight 182 at 6'1.

dragons08
11-14-2005, 11:22 PM
Whats a good weight to have if your 5ft-7? ;)
ahhh 135? :confused: depends on age..

wide-e-wide
11-14-2005, 11:24 PM
2 words...Miller Light...


That thing doesn't even ask if you drink...

And my Dad has been drinking Miller Lite and chasin' women since 1963...he's still alive and kickin'...

lonny23
11-14-2005, 11:51 PM
June 16th 2021...that ain't cool man...not cool at all.
Dude I'm 3 years older than you and going to live 40 something years longer!

GTown02
11-14-2005, 11:53 PM
Dude I'm 3 years older than you and going to live 40 something years longer!
Are you a smoker? I tried mine with the "smoker" thing checked and it gave me like 2035, almost 50 years shorter than with non-smoker...

mad_fan
11-15-2005, 03:48 AM
That thing doesn't even ask if you drink...

And my Dad has been drinking Miller Lite and chasin' women since 1963...he's still alive and kickin'...

:eek: I was born in '63...where was all tis chasing going on? :eek:

lonny23
11-15-2005, 04:17 AM
Are you a smoker? I tried mine with the "smoker" thing checked and it gave me like 2035, almost 50 years shorter than with non-smoker...
No, I hate that crap. I don't drink, either.

lonny23
11-15-2005, 04:37 AM
:eek: I was born in '63...where was all tis chasing going on? :eek:
Mad and Wide are brothers! :D He should have your board name, though! :p

Red Raiders
11-15-2005, 05:35 PM
Whats a good weight to have if your 5ft-7? ;)

125 to 145 is healthy for 5'7...

Red Raiders
11-15-2005, 05:37 PM
I am set to die in Dec. 21st, 2075 is the year for flying cars (or earlier) and plus I will be 87 years old due to never smoking, never drinking, drinking soda once a week (seriously), eating right food, and working out normal. I am proud of myself being optismistic also. BTW, December 21st is not good because I will miss my great grandchildren for Christmas.

dragonfootballfan
11-15-2005, 05:43 PM
what the heck? I am sorry your time has expired.

Redneckn
11-15-2005, 06:20 PM
The whole thing is pretty sadistic to me...

mad_fan
11-16-2005, 06:47 AM
Mad and Wide are brothers! :D He should have your board name, though! :p


Dude, I'm 6'4" and a hair over 200 lbs...would that make use Mad and Narrow? :D

LoneStarProud
11-17-2005, 03:24 AM
Wow! I live to be a ripe old 93 years old....Just curious though...where do you put your 40 speed in that dang thing.

lonny23
11-17-2005, 04:58 AM
Dude, I'm 6'4" and a hair over 200 lbs...would that make use Mad and Narrow? :D
I guess you can be narrow. I didn't say you needed to take his name, though.

dragons08
11-17-2005, 03:58 PM
Wow! I live to be a ripe old 93 years old....Just curious though...where do you put your 40 speed in that dang thing.
hmmm, it just looks at the IP and can tlel were from southlake! :cool: