Mo' Hummer Mo' Bummer

[svhorns]

so I was just watching the news here in Austin and somehow a story out of southlake made it here about a 72 year old serial hummer key-er... talk about sour grapes... any of ya'll know this infamous serial key-er

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa0809022_mo_hummers.a0ce3f9c.html

[jtk1519]

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Huhuhuh. You said "hummer". Huhuh.

[svhorns]

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Huhuhuh. You said "hummer". Huhuh.

suck my dock

[jtk1519]

suck my dock

$20

[GoOwls]

so I was just watching the news here in Austin and somehow a story out of southlake made it here about a 72 year old serial hummer key-er... talk about sour grapes... any of ya'll know this infamous serial key-er

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa0809022_mo_hummers.a0ce3f9c.html

The total freakin' irony in this story is that the old mans car only gets about 1 or 2 miles per gallon more than a Hummer does.....God knows I hope I don't get that dodgy in 22 more years.....:eek:

[stevefoxsc]

The total freakin' irony in this story is that the old mans car only gets about 1 or 2 miles per gallon more than a Hummer does.....God knows I hope I don't get that dodgy in 22 more years.....:eek:

its rather obvious you know what some guy you never met in your life drives.

[GoOwls]

its rather obvious you know what some guy you never met in your life drives.

FAIL

That info was on the news last night.....knuckle-head.....:D :D :D

EPIC FAIL

[SLC]

so I was just watching the news here in Austin and somehow a story out of southlake made it here about a 72 year old serial hummer key-er... talk about sour grapes... any of ya'll know this infamous serial key-er

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa0809022_mo_hummers.a0ce3f9c.html

And to think... I thought it was Arlington fans..:D

[tayb]

Good for him. So he keys some kids car now they have to drive two separate vehicles 20 miles to get it painted. Well all the painting supplies have to be shipped from several hundred miles away. Then the kid drives back home 20 miles with two separate vehicles

Very effective at curbing carbon emissions.

[GoOwls]

Good for him. So he keys some kids car now they have to drive two separate vehicles 20 miles to get it painted. Well all the painting supplies have to be shipped from several hundred miles away. Then the kid drives back home 20 miles with two separate vehicles

Very effective at curbing carbon emissions.


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[GoOwls]

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Cancel that....I re-read it and I gotcha now....;)

[SLC]

Good for him. So he keys some kids car now they have to drive two separate vehicles 20 miles to get it painted. Well all the painting supplies have to be shipped from several hundred miles away. Then the kid drives back home 20 miles with two separate vehicles

Very effective at curbing carbon emissions.



I know right... I really shake my head when they Burn down Hummer dealerships and all the smoke from the fires... Makes you say...BRILLIANT!!!

[dragons08]

Apparently this guy lives in southlake too...

What a bozo.

[ScottS]

They were talking about this on the radio today. Appearently the guy doesn't like hummers because of their "carbon footprint", however his wife drives an SUV Lexus, so my guess is that probably has a carbon footprint of its own.

[the_phoenix612]

I know him...

[gtowndrumma]

i hate ****** like this.... Take your anger out on ME not my car!

[ScottS]

I know him...

I wonder if he wishes he could have a do-over on this whole thing?

[the_phoenix612]

I wonder if he wishes he could have a do-over on this whole thing?

apparently they only had proof of one keying, but he waived his Miranda Rights and the police wormed a confession to the rest out of him.

5 felonies, max. sentence of 5 years each, to a 72 year old man, 25 years is a life sentence :eek:

[Pinion]

apparently they only had proof of one keying, but he waived his Miranda Rights and the police wormed a confession to the rest out of him.

5 felonies, max. sentence of 5 years each, to a 72 year old man, 25 years is a life sentence :eek:

They should just execute him. 25yrs = life for this old fart. That means that we get to pay for all his medical expenses and stuff until he finally keels over. We should help him along. Besides, he just proved he's mental. So he's useless to society on top of being a criminal.

The more reasonable side of me says that they should make him pay for the damages and perform community service.

[the_phoenix612]

They should just execute him. 25yrs = life for this old fart. That means that we get to pay for all his medical expenses and stuff until he finally keels over. We should help him along. Besides, he just proved he's mental. So he's useless to society on top of being a criminal.

The more reasonable side of me says that they should make him pay for the damages and perform community service.

yeah, one of my relatives is on a homeowner's association committee with him, and apparently the irony is that he is a huge stickler for following the letter of the law in the committee.

[ScottS]

They talked about this on 660AM and 1310AM yesterday, mentioning his name and the whole story.

[dragons08]

The kid's 3k security camera system caught it...

[the_phoenix612]

They talked about this on 660AM and 1310AM yesterday, mentioning his name and the whole story.

oh, I'm sure.


crotchety old farts stealing teenager's jobs of vandlism - HUGE news :D

[the_phoenix612]

The kid's 3k security camera system caught it...

you know who the kid was, right?

[farmerfan]

Who wants a hummer anyways?
I'm a Ford guy personally but I've always driven a truck and not a SUV, if I was driving an SUV, I would either drive a 4 Runner or a freaking Yukon. Much nicer than Hummers.

[dragons08]

you know who the kid was, right?

Indeed. The kid had it coming IMO. I was driving an Infiniti SUV and thus filled up majority of the spot i was in, ****** bag decide to park next to me, opened the door and put a nick in my door and i'm sitting right there he didn't say sorry or nothing. He deserved it. Granted it was last year, but still, the kid should use his brain.

[dragons08]

Who wants a hummer anyways?
I'm a Ford guy personally but I've always driven a truck and not a SUV, if I was driving an SUV, I would either drive a 4 Runner or a freaking Yukon. Much nicer than Hummers.

I personally like the interior of an infiniti qx56 but the exterior of an cadilac escalade

[farmerfan]

I personally like the interior of an infiniti qx56 but the exterior of an cadilac escalade

If I drove a car I would definitely be driving an infiniti. That is one awesome vehicle.
It seems everyone in my profession drives an infiniti. Well the guys do at least. Those things have some power and are freaking sweet.

[dragons08]

If I drove a car I would definitely be driving an infiniti. That is one awesome vehicle.
It seems everyone in my profession drives an infiniti. Well the guys do at least. Those things have some power and are freaking sweet.

That new g37 s.

man that is a beauty, nothing wrong with the g35 either.

[farmerfan]

That new g37 s.

man that is a beauty, nothing wrong with the g35 either.

Absolutely not. It seems every guy in my profession has a G35, then I come rolling on in, in my single cab F-150 :cool:

[dragons08]

Absolutely not. It seems every guy in my profession has a G35, then I come rolling on in, in my single cab F-150 :cool:

I vote you get a VW Bug.

[farmerfan]

I vote you get a VW Bug.

I vote you STFU.
A VW bug is so Melrose's and not Dawson's. I would never do that.:cool:

[dragons08]

I vote you STFU.
A VW bug is so Melrose's and not Dawson's. I would never do that.:cool:

You could get a convertible one! Jtk would be SOOO jealous!

[farmerfan]

You could get a convertible one! Jtk would be SOOO jealous!

jtk is already jealous of my greatness.

[yankee]

Indeed. The kid had it coming IMO. I was driving an Infiniti SUV and thus filled up majority of the spot i was in, ****** bag decide to park next to me, opened the door and put a nick in my door and i'm sitting right there he didn't say sorry or nothing. He deserved it. Granted it was last year, but still, the kid should use his brain.

LOL at irony here. :D

[dragons08]

LOL at irony here. :D

the kid still hit my door.

[ScottS]

I drive an SUV, but I keyed it myself so I wouldn't give a liberal loon the pleasure of doing it.

[dragons08]

I drive an SUV, but I keyed it myself so I wouldn't give a liberal loon the pleasure of doing it.

Hahahaha please tell me you're kidding

[ScottS]

oh, I'm sure.


crotchety old farts stealing teenager's jobs of vandlism - HUGE news :D

You have that, plus that the guy was worried about the carbon footprint of Hummer's but he has a 14 year old car that probably has worse emissions than a new Hummer. And, his wife has a Lexus SUV that has a carbon footprint. And, he said he did it because of "financial stress", but owns a house in SL and was going on a European trip in a couple of weeks. Something tells me there are many others that could complain about financial stress before him.

[GoOwls]

yeah, one of my relatives is on a homeowner's association committee with him, and apparently the irony is that he is a huge stickler for following the letter of the law in the committee.

Maybe he can set up an HOA or a crime watch in Cell Block D.