Make up a Funny Name

[Red Raiders]

Make up any names that is funny... for Male and Female

I got one which is Peter Ripken and Abigail Blankenship.

[garlandowl08]

Chesty Laroo
Busty St. Claire

courtesy, The Simpsons

[Red Raiders]

Chesty Laroo
Busty St. Claire

courtesy, The Simpsons

haha thats a good one.

[dragons08]

Ben Dover

[GoOwls]

Ben Dover

I don't have to make names up. These are all people I've delivered mail to over the last 22 years.

Lula B. Sugg
Richard Dick
Golden Hwang
H.A. Chu (ha chu, a sneeze)
Peter Wang

No kidding, real people.

[wide-e-wide]

I don't have to make names up. These are all people I've delivered mail to over the last 22 years.

Lula B. Sugg
Richard Dick
Golden Hwang
H.A. Chu (ha chu, a sneeze)
Peter Wang

No kidding, real people.

I.P. Frehley wasn't on your route?

[GoOwls]

I.P. Frehley wasn't on your route?

Didn't he write the book "Yellow River"? :D

[ThEgReAtOnE]

Funny fake names...

Dikbah Morherrie vs Cary Whusgood
Peion Johnson vs Allison Krakead

Real names...

James Floze Toothe ( middle name is pronounced "flossy")
Peter Fagg
Raymond Soop (< weird! :D )

[Red Raiders]

I know 1 guy name Fagg Sanford. Hilerious! some italion name?

[wide-e-wide]

Knew a guy named Matt Samples when I was in the Navy...

So until he made E-4...every morning during muster (roll call)
he answered to Seaman Samples....
and no matter how many times I heard it....I had to bite my lip to
keep from laughing.

[Red Raiders]

Knew a guy named Matt Samples when I was in the Navy...

So until he made E-4...every morning during muster (roll call)
he answered to Seaman Samples....
and no matter how many times I heard it....I had to bite my lip to
keep from laughing.

LOL, thats really funny, you can call me that I have very much of sense of humor that you can't imagine, I laugh like forever. If I was there, I would have done that and it would be hard for me to bite my lips, I would have rub my mouth. Really really funny what you said.

[wide-e-wide]

LOL, thats really funny, you can call me that I have very much of sense of humor that you can't imagine, I laugh like forever. If I was there, I would have done that and it would be hard for me to bite my lips, I would have rub my mouth. Really really funny what you said.


We were standing at attention...so I couldn't rub my mouth...hahaha
I would just cough...or try to think about something else...never worked though...

[dragons08]

Hoo Flung Pooh

[garlandowl08]

There is acutally a kid at my school named Phat Ho

[dragons08]

There is acutally a kid at my school named Phat Ho
hahahahahahahah thats a good one

Fuk Yu

Fuk mi

courtesy of Austin Powers..

[garlandowl08]

hahahahahahahah thats a good one

Fuk Yu

Fuk mi

courtesy of Austin Powers..

CLASSIC

[CLFalcon2006]

Anita Bongit

Courtesy of the Simpsons

[dragonfootballfan]

There are a lot of funny names that can be made with the first name

Ima

[Red Raiders]

We were standing at attention...so I couldn't rub my mouth...hahaha
I would just cough...or try to think about something else...never worked though...

omg....... thats so hilerious! Its hard for me think something else. Its so funny!

[wide-e-wide]

There is acutally a kid at my school named Phat Ho


I was also in boot camp with a guy named Fathardon....OMG...break that name down...and imagine what they called him...ahahahahaha
True story I swear....

[dragons08]

funny name

wideman

break it down hahaha sorry that was mean, my bad, im in a jokingish mode right now

[wide-e-wide]

funny name

wideman

break it down hahaha sorry that was mean, my bad, im in a jokingish mode right now


oh...I've never heard that one before...

wide#@$
wide*&#*&
wide*&^&

I've heard them all bro.

[dragons08]

oh...I've never heard that one before...

wide#@$
wide*&#*&
wide*&^&

I've heard them all bro.
i know, i was just messing with you

[Red Raiders]

There is a guy name Dick Wolf from "Law and Order" Director... haha funny name. I do not know how to call this guy name because saying that word seems wierd but I know he won't think of that. I guess I will have to say Mr. Wolferien.

[Red Raiders]

Real Guy who is a doctor...

Fagg Sanford <I would like to say "***" to him even if I get mad and he won't because thats his name!

[mad_fan]

There is a guy name Dick Wolf from "Law and Order" Director... haha funny name. I do not know how to call this guy name because saying that word seems wierd but I know he won't think of that. I guess I will have to say Mr. Wolferien.

Wolf, Dick

[dragons08]

Wolf, Dick
lmao!!!

saw some author with the last name momaday....i dont know i thought it was funny..well it was funny when i was bored to death in la..

[Redneckn]

Ok.. I am gonna end this thing right here.. Right now.. This is THE name. And nobody better steal it because I use it from time to time.
Seriously, this is it. There'll be no more after this one..
Here goes..


C.A.Jones

[KT2000]

Chon Wang- "That's a terrible cowboy name!"

Lloyd Christmas- "They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident."

[lonny23]

We had an Air Force shipment one time that was marked for TSgt (Technical Sergeant) Dick Hair. I saw the paperwork and said, "I have to keep this!" :D

[dragons08]

Ok.. I am gonna end this thing right here.. Right now.. This is THE name. And nobody better steal it because I use it from time to time.
Seriously, this is it. There'll be no more after this one..
Here goes..


C.A.Jones
kt and lonny missed that memo..

[Redneckn]

I know.. I am not appreciated around here at all. Not by anybody.

[mad_fan]

Crak, Harry

[dragons08]

I know.. I am not appreciated around here at all. Not by anybody.
makes 2 of us! all they do is mock my spelling

[Redneckn]

makes 2 of us! all they do is mock my spelling


Why they gotta be that way?

Ya know what's funny? No, you don't. But I'm gonna tell ya.
If me and you were to start talking about what we were talking about on here the other nite, the whole sodium type thing, and I took a call while that was on my screen, I would lose my job..
Odd that it works like that...hahaha..

[dragons08]

Why they gotta be that way?

Ya know what's funny? No, you don't. But I'm gonna tell ya.
If me and you were to start talking about what we were talking about on here the other nite, the whole sodium type thing, and I took a call while that was on my screen, I would lose my job..
Odd that it works like that...hahaha..
so your like completly opposite when your at work vs out of work

[Redneckn]

so your like completly opposite when your at work vs out of work


No, not at all.. I just have to be more selective about what I say and when I say it.. on here...

[Lufkin_Class_Of_08]

B O'Problem

curtesy of the simpsons

hugh jass...my mom got mail one day and it had that name on a package and turns out my bro and his friends had sent for it under that name

the simpsons had a lot back on the old ones when bart would prank call moe...but now they dont do that anymore...i miss the prank calls

[dragons08]

me 2, they were so funny! i cant even remember them though :(

[Red Raiders]

Wolf, Dick

I was going to say that but I thought KT2000 will suspend for I don't know how long for being that way. Good one but seems like you copy me, lol.

[Red Raiders]

We had an Air Force shipment one time that was marked for TSgt (Technical Sergeant) Dick Hair. I saw the paperwork and said, "I have to keep this!" :D

OMG, thats hilerious. I would have cried if I hear that in real life.

[mad_fan]

I was going to say that but I thought KT2000 will suspend for I don't know how long for being that way. Good one but seems like you copy me, lol.

10-4, good buddy...I copy you .:eek:

[Red Raiders]

10-4, good buddy...I copy you .:eek:

10-4?

[lonny23]

10-4?
That means he agrees. It's another way of saying yes. I'll let somebody else make fun of you.

[Red Raiders]

That means he agrees. It's another way of saying yes. I'll let somebody else make fun of you.

haha ok!

[mad_fan]

That means he agrees. It's another way of saying yes. I'll let somebody else make fun of you.


Ever notice how it's not as funny when you have to explain it?:D

[mad_fan]

haha ok!



JK, RR. You probably don't know what an 8-track is either...it was always mounted by the CB!

[lonny23]

JK, RR. You probably don't know what an 8-track is either...it was always mounted by the CB!
You got your ears on, good buddy?

[AZTiger]

My dad went to HS with a guy named Richard Haffa, or Haffa, Dick

There was a guy playing for Arkansas yesterday who's first name was Matterral :confused:

The commish of the International Doping Committee's name is Dick Pound.....Dick freakin' Pound...game over, thats the funniest name.

[AZTiger]

Oh I fogot one, this name is real, ktchamp97 can attest to this. Northbrook HS used to have a FS named Falero Falero....yeah, you read that right.

Also, Memorial HS had a DL named Jon Dough.

[lonny23]

My dad went to HS with a guy named Richard Haffa, or Haffa, Dick

There was a guy playing for Arkansas yesterday who's first name was Matterral :confused:

The commish of the International Doping Committee's name is Dick Pound.....Dick freakin' Pound...game over, thats the funniest name.
And now playing QB for your Arkansas Razorbacks hailing from Allen, TX...
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=170906

[Red Raiders]

And now playing QB for your Arkansas Razorbacks hailing from Allen, TX...
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=170906

Not that really funny though, I heard someone like that before but the last name is.

I thought one of the funniest first name is Fagg? Would anyone say that to this doctor??? I doubt it but I know he won't think of that because hes so used to it. I just can't say the first word to him because it would be saying to best friend a "Fagg" but they don't noticed that. Wierd Wierd...

[KHSTigerFBVBLover]

Make up any names that is funny... for Male and Female

I got one which is Peter Ripken and Abigail Blankenship.

Soso Sola

Ambibola Agbabiaka

[dragons08]

My dad went to HS with a guy named Richard Haffa, or Haffa, Dick

There was a guy playing for Arkansas yesterday who's first name was Matterral :confused:

The commish of the International Doping Committee's name is Dick Pound.....Dick freakin' Pound...game over, thats the funniest name.
hahahahaha holy crap hahahaaha

[Slim-Rob]

Ivana Humpalot (Austin Powers)

[Red Raiders]

Ivana Humpalot (Austin Powers)

lol, good one!

[JackHandey_98]

Bucky McPhearson

[TigerTrusty]

I don't have to make names up. These are all people I've delivered mail to over the last 22 years.

Lula B. Sugg
Richard Dick
Golden Hwang
H.A. Chu (ha chu, a sneeze)
Peter Wang

No kidding, real people.


Went to school in Midland with a guy named Chip Glass and another named Dusty Rhodes. The Rhodes kid felt right at home in west Texas