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[the_phoenix612]

Dallas TX (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Texas Rangers, whom the boy firmly believes is not
capable of beating anyone.

[RocklandDragon]

Especially true if the child is wearing Red Sox!

Ouch!

[GoOwls]

Dallas TX (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Texas Rangers, whom the boy firmly believes is not
capable of beating anyone.

Old Cowboy joke from the 80's before you were born...nothing new...:rolleyes:

[slorch]

Old Cowboy joke from the 80's before you were born...nothing new...:rolleyes:

live and let live...;)

are y'all brothers or something???

[drgnbkr]

Old Cowboy joke from the 80's before you were born...nothing new...:rolleyes:

I think it's funny and had never heard that one before..

[DragonBand06]

Dallas TX (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Texas Rangers, whom the boy firmly believes is not
capable of beating anyone.#2 in the AL West baby! :D
Seriously, the Rangers aren't a great team this year, but they're not horrible. Just stuck at mediocre.

[SV61]

Old Cowboy joke from the 80's before you were born...nothing new...:rolleyes:


Just like the sign outside Texas Stadium during those dry times in the 80's:

Loop 12

Cowboys 0


:D

[SLC]

Dallas TX (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Texas Rangers, whom the boy firmly believes is not
capable of beating anyone.


That's pretty funny.... But who are the Texas Rangers?:D

[slorch]

Just like the sign outside Texas Stadium during those dry times in the 80's:

Loop 12

Cowboys 0


:D

and Loop only plays 6-man...:D