Should we ban dihydrogen monoxide?

[Warbird]

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

What's everyone's take on this?

[dragons08]

ahhhhhhhh?

[wide-e-wide]

ummm...ddaddy...we might need your help on this one...

[Redneckn]

I say keep it... It seems after reading the article, in a superfastsofastitwillmakethinkididntreaditallkindo ffast, that most people who would be harmed by this kind of have it coming.. MOST, not all... Sometimes we have to generalize for the betterment of the society. So, that being said, if most (that word again) are somehow coming into contact with it, they kind of know they are.. So think of it as population thinning..No, abortion of the adult.

No need to ban that.. We all have bigger things to worry about.. Like Helium. Ya know, once it's gone, it's gone.. There is no more of that.. What the heck are we gonna do for birthdays, graduations, proms, ect...? Where will society be about 5 years after we have depleted out supply of Helium? Where?
In a world of..SHIZZLE.. That's where we'll be.

[wide-e-wide]

And how am I going to make my voice squeeky...and make my kids roll on the floor laughing at me when I talk?

Good point Redneckn....

And what about that pop-paper bubble-wrap stuff...what are we gonna do when we run out of that?
huh?
Just wrap stuff up in regular paper?...I think not...
Regular paper sucks!

[Cujo]

ok folks, am I the only one here that knows Dihydrogen Monoxide is really water???




and to think, I went to John Tyler :rolleyes: lol

[Redneckn]

And how am I going to make my voice squeeky...and make my kids roll on the floor laughing at me when I talk?

Good point Redneckn....

And what about that pop-paper bubble-wrap stuff...what are we gonna do when we run out of that?
huh?
Just wrap stuff up in regular paper?...I think not...
Regular paper sucks!

Ya know Wide.. If this were the "dear penthouse" board, I could tell you a little story about bubble wrap, baby oil, Rita, and the back of the Sears Warehouse on Linwood in Shreveport.. But this ain't dear penthouse.. So some other time I guess...

When we run out of the bubble wrap stuff, I guess we'll be back to packing peanuts.. I hate those things.. What good are they??? Have you ever tried to roll around in those while covered in baby oil? It's similar to be tarred and feathered...Only it's packing peanuts and baby oil..


At work, we have 2 of those big cylinders of helium.. When I have to go down that hallway to use the little bathroom, on the way back, I stop and get some.. When I get back to my cube, I inhale it and then take a call. As my voice slowly gets back to normal during the conversation, you can hear the fellas confusion on the other end of the phone.. But theydont to say anything about it..hahaha...


Cujo.. Only somebody that went to JT would take the time to read the whole webpage.. OR.. have actually attended class enough times to hear it called by that name...Some of us were lucky enough to have a girl friend that like to skip class too.. I mean, I wasnt in that group.. I just kept really late hours and usually slept during class.
What the hell ever happend to just plain old H²O? Why people gotta try and confuse those of us that read thru something too fast to notice things? I mean, I saw the word "ban" and I was immediately against banning it.. I think we should un-ban most things that are banned.

[Cujo]

At work, we have 2 of those big cylinders of helium.. When I have to go down that hallway to use the little bathroom, on the way back, I stop and get some.. When I get back to my cube, I inhale it and then take a call. As my voice slowly gets back to normal during the conversation, you can hear the fellas confusion on the other end of the phone.. But theydont to say anything about it..hahaha...
LMAO!!!!!!! now that's funny


Cujo.. Only somebody that went to JT would take the time to read the whole webpage.. OR.. have actually attended class enough times to hear it called by that name...Some of us were lucky enough to have a girl friend that like to skip class too.. I mean, I wasnt in that group.. I just kept really late hours and usually slept during class.
What the hell ever happend to just plain old H²O? Why people gotta try and confuse those of us that read thru something too fast to notice things? I mean, I saw the word "ban" and I was immediately against banning it.. I think we should un-ban most things that are banned.
ok, I guess you apparently don't know JT's academic reputation if you assumed I did all that (unless of course you thought I was in I.B., in which case you'd be right), but anyway, I did have to read that page and this thread a couple of times to see if everyone was being sarcastic or serious. lol I'm just glad the joke's not on me :o

[lonny23]

This is awesome! They even have a fake Material Safety Data Sheet for water! :D I love how the football crowd fell for it and even wanted dragonsdaddy! :p

[ktchamp97]

Oh the hilarity...good stuff guys, I needed a laugh. :D "Heeeere's yer siiign."

By the way, I think I'm one of the few who speaks dragonsdaddy, so I'll be glad to help if needed.

[Warbird]

ok folks, am I the only one here that knows Dihydrogen Monoxide is really water???




and to think, I went to John Tyler :rolleyes: lol

Seems you caught on more quickly than people at another board I posted this on. :D

[dragons08]

Oh the hilarity...good stuff guys, I needed a laugh. :D "Heeeere's yer siiign."

By the way, I think I'm one of the few who speaks dragonsdaddy, so I'll be glad to help if needed.
is it like a language now?? hmm who speaks D08ian?

[wide-e-wide]

Finally...

I found someone with the same sense of humor as me...

Redneckn we should hang out bro...oh we would be laughing all night.



and we all speak D08ian...we just can't type in D08ian...

[dragons08]

Finally...

I found someone with the same sense of humor as me...

Redneckn we should hang out bro...oh we would be laughing all night.



and we all speak D08ian...we just can't type in D08ian...
ah ic, it takes years of practice

[Redneckn]

Finally...

I found someone with the same sense of humor as me...

Redneckn we should hang out bro...oh we would be laughing all night.


We could do that... Maybe in a few weeks when y'all have the annual Longivew game...I'll have to figure out when that will be.. Knowing my luck, I'll have to work or something stupid like that..
How far are you from Austin anyway?

I'm pretty funny most of the time.. I get really animated when I start with my stupid stories.. The bad thing is that most of my stories are true.. Or mostly true anyway.. I went thru a large part of my life wanting to be "this guy". That way when people were telling other people stories, they'd say "this guy I know did blah blah blah", and I'd be that guy...
And the kool thing is I've only been arrested twice...
The last time was because when asked "how many beers have you had tonite" I didn't lie and I answered with "none". Not my fault he asked the wrong questions...
I can't tell my stories here.. sorry.. But I plan on using them to make money one day...ok, that's a lie, they're just more fun to tell inperson...