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lonny23
11-08-2005, 07:40 PM
Well, the season's finally here and the players hit the field and every man feels like a boy and every wife could kill. He's been buying soda since August. Running hot and running cold and thirty friends are on alert; that's all the den will hold!

He's the Armchair Quarterback. He's full of soda and full of snacks. The all-american man with a Dr Pepper in his hand. The Armchair Quarterback; he's kind of fun and kind of fat. The all-american man, with a Dr Pepper in his hand.

Now if you stand and block the screen, you may just lose your life and that goes for all thirty friends and the thirty friends' wives. Then the den falls silent; we just need a yard or two. They wouldn't change that channel now if the Rockettes came on nude. The announcer agrees with the referee, but the den does not at all. Thirty fists are clinched in hate and pound upon the wall. Why even Lonny in K-stan could see he made that first down when he dived! If Howard Cosell came in now he'd never get out alive.

'Cause he's the Armchair Quarterback. He's full of soda and full of snacks. The all-american man with a Dr Pepper in his hand.

The wives are all disgusted and they're meeting in the yard on their way to wear the numbers off our credit cards (shop, shop, shop).

He's got his six year old son, Billy, sittin' on the floor watching college wrap-up and writing down the scores. There stands uncle Andy bending empty cans. "Andy, get that cool one out of Billy's hand!". Well, what do you know it's halftime where's the bathroom? Tell me please. Don't go outside 'cause the neighbor's dog bites everything he sees.

Well, if they make it through the Super Bowl she'll be happy then 'cause she'll get back her TV and he'll give up the den. He'll be tired and incoherent and will not know his name, but he'll lift one eyelid just to say, "Wake me up for the ol' game" with a Dr Pepper in his hand!

With broken pretzels in the rug, the soda cans could be worse. She'll clean it up tomorrow and dread Summer!

dragons08
11-08-2005, 10:26 PM
is this personal expeirence?

Redneckn
11-08-2005, 11:36 PM
I have to say, after reading that, I question the good that can really come of Lonny being in Kryczeckpsiflowbypisnwindishand.stan.
I just don't think Lonny has enough to do over there..

lonny23
11-09-2005, 12:56 AM
is this personal expeirence?
Actually, it's my edited version of a song that I thought was appropriate as football season really gears up.

lonny23
11-09-2005, 12:57 AM
I have to say, after reading that, I question the good that can really come of Lonny being in Kryczeckpsiflowbypisnwindishand.stan.
I just don't think Lonny has enough to do over there..
I do a lot of this stuff on off-duty time.

What are you doing in Laredo? Scouting great football teams? :D

dragons08
11-09-2005, 03:26 PM
Actually, it's my edited version of a song that I thought was appropriate as football season really gears up.
what song?

Redneckn
11-09-2005, 03:32 PM
Lonny.. I'm not actually in Laredo.. I'm just being a fan for them right now.. I am pretty sure they are a little down on themselves right now. Figured I'd help 'em out for a little while...

I still in Austin...
Baby will be moving over here in 1 month... That means I just have a few months left of being legally single...I'm actually starting to panic a little bit.. I have harassed this poor girl since 1997 to marry me and now I'm the one getting cold feet... She's never look for me in Laredo, she doesnt even know where it is.. Hell, I dont even know where it is...

wide-e-wide
11-09-2005, 04:02 PM
She's never look for me in Laredo, she doesnt even know where it is.. Hell, I dont even know where it is...

Just north of Mexico...and South of Houston...does that help?

Redneckn
11-09-2005, 06:34 PM
Just north of Mexico...and South of Houston...does that help?


*ICK* I think I'll pass...I actually got my map out after I posted that earlier and looked.. But, she really wouldnt ever think to look for me there.. I hate Mexico and she knows it...
I won't run.. After all those years, she's gonna marry me even if she doesnt want to.. I just have cold feet.. And she told me if I started laughing during the wedding, she'd kick me in front of everyone.. I won't be able to help i now.. I'll have to see if she lied or not.. I won't be able to help myself...

Last time I got married I laughed because I thought my X would say "we can't do this" before she would say "I do"... You'll notice I refer to her as X, so you know what she didn't day...