Why mad_fan is voting Democrat...

[CoveMom]

mad_fan asked me to convey the following to ya'll:

Why I'm voting Democrat. And if any of this doesn't apply to you, GO AHEAD........VOTE REPUBLICAN !!!!!



1. I'm voting Democrat because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.

2. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

6. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).

8. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

10. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me.. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.

11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

12. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

13. This was offensive, I left it out.

14. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


15. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?)

16. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

17. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my TV.

18. I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.


:p:D

[Shokkin da wrld]

why is anyone voting democrat

[Favpack]

Please talk mad down off the edge.

[CoveMom]

Please talk mad down off the edge.

I gave up. He doesn't listen to me. In fact, we hate each other.

[drgnbkr]

mad_fan asked me to convey the following to ya'll:

Why I'm voting Democrat. And if any of this doesn't apply to you, GO AHEAD........VOTE REPUBLICAN !!!!!



1. I'm voting Democrat because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.

2. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

6. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).

8. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

10. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me.. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.

11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

12. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

13. This was offensive, I left it out.

14. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


15. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?)

16. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

17. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my TV.

18. I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.


:p:D

Is that what they call reverse logic?:cool::notworthy

[AE 8008]

mad_fan asked me to convey the following to ya'll:

Why I'm voting Democrat. And if any of this doesn't apply to you, GO AHEAD........VOTE REPUBLICAN !!!!!



1. I'm voting Democrat because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.

2. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

6. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).

8. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

10. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me.. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.

11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

12. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

13. This was offensive, I left it out.

14. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


15. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world (China) is the most polluted?)

16. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

17. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my TV.

18. I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.


:p:D




:notworthy epic! :notworthy

[mojotrain]

epic, truth and post of the year. Who gets credit Mad Fan or Cove Mom?

[mad_fan]

I gave up. He doesn't listen to me. In fact, we hate each other.

:p...
signed...
mad_hussein_fan...:)

[mad_fan]

:notworthy epic! :notworthy

The epic proportion of Moms post has yet to be exposed...

[chhspantherfan]

The epic proportion of Moms post has yet to be exposed...

#13 ?

[mad_fan]

epic, truth and post of the year. Who gets credit Mad Fan or Cove Mom?

The answer would be obvious...if you put MY username amongst the choices...:p

[mad_fan]

#13 ?

Can't speak to her triskaidekaphobia...
But I know #12 scares her...:D
(see sig)

[Plano West Wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

[AE 8008]

The epic proportion of Moms post has yet to be exposed...

what kind of proportions are we talking about?

[t-long20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

:notworthy:notworthy

[CoveMom]

what kind of proportions are we talking about?

epic.


perhaps you need to re-read the thread? :p;)

[mad_fan]

epic.


perhaps you need to re-read the thread? :p;)

:notworthy...

[mad_fan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMs-p5y6cvo

[AE 8008]

epic.


perhaps you need to re-read the thread? :p;)

ha. perhaps

[okt0ber]

blah blah blah yada yada yada sick of hearing about it on here.

[EagleDude73]

I'm voting for the 'Flip-Flopper'.

[katyfan52]

I'm voting for the 'Flip-Flopper'.
Which one??? :D :laugh :D

[mad_fan]

mad_fan asked me to convey the following to ya'll:

Why i'm voting democrat. And if any of this doesn't apply to you, go ahead........vote republican !!!!!



1. I'm voting democrat because an inexperienced us senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.

2. I'm voting democrat because i believe the government will do a better job of spending the money i earn than i would.

3. I'm voting democrat because i believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

4. I'm voting democrat because i believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise never get their agendas past the voters.

5. I'm voting democrat because i don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

6. I'm voting democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I'm voting democrat because i believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).

8. I'm voting democrat because i'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I'm voting democrat because i believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

10. I'm voting democrat because i don't want doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me.. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.

11. I'm voting democrat because i believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in this country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

12. I'm voting democrat because when we pull out of iraq, i trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

13. This was offensive, i left it out.

14. I'm voting democrat because i believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here i don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


15. I'm voting democrat because i don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know republicans love that stuff. (ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world (china) is the most polluted?)

16. I'm voting democrat because i believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if i don't start driving a prius.

17. I'm voting democrat because i love the fact that i can now marry whatever i want. I'm going to marry my tv.

18. I'm voting democrat because i really believe there is no bias in the media.


:p:d




:d...

[drgnbkr]

Still accurate after all this time....:yes:

[CoveMom]

Still crazy after all these years....:yes:

fify

;)

[stevefoxsc]

someone didn't read the patriot act.

[dragonsdaddy]

blah blah blah yada yada yada sick of hearing about it on here.
last time i checked, there was no one forcing you to read any particular post. pretty simple fix, and no government assistance needed.

[twcpfan1]

last time i checked, there was no one forcing you to read any particular post. pretty simple fix, and no government assistance needed.

It took you 2 years to reply to his post and after waiting all that time, you still didn't bother to capitalize? :D

[Favpack]

It took you 2 years to reply to his post and after waiting all that time, you still didn't bother to capitalize? :D

He's probably like me. The posts are so timeless you forget to look at the date.