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BigArab
11-02-2005, 11:02 PM
This reminds me of my younger years.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541#description

zippy
11-02-2005, 11:25 PM
the ad is very funny, they sold for a lot of cash, and scroll down and look at the counter at the bottom. Also, are you looking for some of these or something?



This reminds me of my younger years.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541#description

BigArab
11-02-2005, 11:46 PM
No, a friend sent it to me. That's why the thing has so many hits. Everyone has been sending it to everyone.

dragons08
11-03-2005, 07:34 PM
well this is the off topic forum..

wide-e-wide
11-03-2005, 07:43 PM
This reminds me of my younger years.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541#description


Dude...please tell me you never owned a pair of those...

dragons08
11-03-2005, 07:51 PM
Dude...please tell me you never owned a pair of those...
it reminds him of his younger years..unless he laughed at people wearing those i dont know..

BigArab
11-09-2005, 09:45 AM
Dude...please tell me you never owned a pair of those...

Heck no. Reminds me of my younger years when you would do stupid things to get a girl.

If I caught myself buying a pair of those, I would be in my grave after killing myself.

lonny23
11-09-2005, 09:48 AM
What was it? I can't get on ebay! :mad:

It's not REALLY off topic until I hijack the thread! :p

ktchamp97
11-09-2005, 09:58 AM
Lonny,

Dude's selling a pair of DKNY black leather pants! Here's his sales pitch, it's actually pretty funny.


You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. Iím stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I canít even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. Theyíre for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, Iíll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, theyíre menís pants, but theyíd probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. Itís a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I have shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They werenít worn onstage. They didnít straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. Iím hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl youíre trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.

lonny23
11-09-2005, 11:00 AM
Lonny,

Dude's selling a pair of DKNY black leather pants! Here's his sales pitch, it's actually pretty funny.
Redskins said he drives a Mercedes sports car. Maybe he'll want the pants! :p

dragons08
11-09-2005, 03:31 PM
Heck no. Reminds me of my younger years when you would do stupid things to get a girl.

If I caught myself buying a pair of those, I would be in my grave after killing myself.
yes of course.. :rolleyes:

BigArab
11-09-2005, 07:42 PM
yes of course.. :rolleyes:

Trust me. I was at Metallica and Anthrax concerts : Men who would beat a person senseless with their guitar if they showed up to the concert wearing those things.

toddg
02-03-2007, 11:11 PM
didnt elprezidente own a pair of those?