Choose your words wisely.....

[Miss Kitty]

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do,and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses...He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HE** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

[DragonFan0316]

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do,and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses...He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HE** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

Rings familiar.

[wesaxman34]

Miss Kitty, you're awesome.

[dada]

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do,and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses...He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HE** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

For those who don't know....this is a true story.....Official B is wondering waht he's gotten himself into.

[Miss Kitty]

For those who don't know....this is a true story.....Official B is wondering waht he's gotten himself into.

Okay, I deserve that after yesterday I guess. ;)

[slorch]

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do,and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses...He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HE** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

Sounds like what I hear at my house, and that's why I married her!:D:cool:

[pied]

True story, I worked w/a guy about ten years ago. He left the company we were with shortly after getting married. He knew the lady about 6 months before they were hitched.

One night after work, he comes home and he's blowing off steam about his job etc. The next night, she's gone. He tries to get ahold of her and nothing. He has no idea what happened at all. GOes to the police everything. She's gone and her stuff is fone as well. About six months goes by and she calls him from Mexico.

He asks her what in the world happened and she said, "Well that night you said you sometimes think about just forgetting about it and moving to a deserted island and I don't want to do that so I moved back home." She was serious and the divorce was final shortly after that.

[twcpfan1]

The thread should probably be more appropriately titled ' Choose your partners wisely ' :D

[mad_fan]

Technology rules...
Recent text to ms mad...
'Gone to bar. See you at 8. Dont cook. We pick up dinner.'
:D

[slorch]

Technology rules...
Recent text to ms mad...
'Gone to bar. See you at 8. Dont cook. We pick up dinner.'
:D

undisclosed reply: 'your ^%% better be home at 7:50 or you won't be watching that ESPN and talkin with your foosball buddies on 5ATF.'

[mad_fan]

undisclosed reply: 'your ^%% better be home at 7:50 or you won't be watching that ESPN and talkin with your foosball buddies on 5ATF.'

Full disclosure...I was more hungry...than I was interested in the discussion about the return of a retired nfl qb...:(

[slorch]

Full disclosure...I was more hungry...than I was interested in the discussion about the return of a retired nfl qb...:(

so says the man with the avatar...wait there's no picture of the Prince of Cheeseheads up their anymore...

This just in: Pack fans are done with Favre.

[mad_fan]

so says the man with the avatar...wait there's no picture of the Prince of Cheeseheads up their anymore...

This just in: Pack fans are done with Favre.

NEWS FLASH...March 5, 2008....:rolleyes:

[mad_fan]

so says the man with the avatar...wait there's no picture of the Prince of Cheeseheads up their anymore...

This just in: Pack fans are done with Favre.

...still have the PJ's...

[EagleDude73]

...still have the PJ's...


she let you come home from the bar and put Packer PJ's on. OMG. I've got to see that!:notworthy

[t-long20]

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer.

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do,and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, Lollipop ... but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses...He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE HE** UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?"

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

:notworthy

[mad_fan]

she let you come home from the bar and put Packer PJ's on. OMG. I've got to see that!:notworthy

Not just any GB PJ's...they have a 4 on them...

[slorch]

Not just any GB PJ's...they have a 4 on them...

you peed a 4(yellow) into them?

[EagleDude73]

you peed a 4(yellow) into them?

after a few beverages, the p** would have been clear, so they would have to set a few days before the 'foe' was yellow

[mad_fan]

you peed a 4(yellow) into them?

Have you learned nothing???
I am THAT good...;)

[mad_fan]

after a few beverages, the p** would have been clear, so they would have to set a few days before the 'foe' was yellow

I eat too much while drinking for clear pee...I'd be more mixed nuts...

[CoveMom]

I eat too much while drinking for clear pee...I'd be more mixed nuts...

Note to self: STOP GOING TO THE LAST POST TO SEE WHAT A THREAD IS ABOUT!

resume whatever insane conversation this has become.....

[mad_fan]

Note to self: STOP GOING TO THE LAST POST TO SEE WHAT A THREAD IS ABOUT!

resume whatever insane conversation this has become.....



Nice first post...welcome to the board...:D

[CoveMom]

Nice first post...welcome to the board...:D

p:Censor: off. I just finished printing and folding 300 brochures and I'm too tired to read the posts.

[mad_fan]

p:Censor: off.


What number and color would you like???:p:D