View Full Version : My fellow Americants...
mad_fan
07-10-2008, 10:57 PM
We cant time a 40…
We cant spent a stimulus check…
We cant find the baby killer…
We cant speak a foreign language…
We cant agree with the other party…
We cant agree with senior statesmen in our own…
We cant debate without ignorant name calling…
We cant stand the savings at Wal-Mart…
We cant stand the people feeding their kids by working at Wal-Mart…
We cant stand oil companies bringing us oil…
We cant stand the manufacturers of the autos we choose killing our manufacturer…
We cant kill some people fast enough…
We cant save some people fast enough…
We cant stand French nuclear power superiority…
We cant get over the way we was…
We cant not label…
We cant stand the islanders…
We cant stand people half way across the country do things differently…
We cant stand what our own no-billing a killer…
We cant stand missing Dentomn…
We cant agree on the best TV show…
We cant ‘Get Smart’…
We cant remember time without cell phones…
We cant not be bored…
We cant stand the convinience of buying gas on credit...
mad_fan
07-10-2008, 10:58 PM
We cant get enough watermelon…
We cant agree on the top sitcom of all time…
We cant stand Apple…
We cant stand Ipod…
We cant avoid stealing the ‘CHANGE’ tagline…
We cant stand a coffee shop closing…
We cant stand missing a milestone post (5000)…
We cant define ‘conservative’…
We cant stand Wal-Mart employing people…
We cant ‘do it’ without an electric fence…
We cant get what’s happening in Iraq…
We cant kick a 110 yd field goal….
We cant find a home for our old Telco…
We cant resist yelling ‘Hello’ when nobody’s here…
We cant get over our youth and wear clothing from this decade…
We cant complete a thread about nothing…
We cant understand anything that starts with RAP…
We cant stand handguns…
We cant understand assault rifle…
We cant understand copyright laws…
We cant stand globalism…
We cant price anything in gallons but gas…
We cant get a new slogan…
We cant swallow ‘foreign beer’ made here…
We cant just work on our employers computers…
We cant watch one of our own ‘raw and uncut’…
We cant reply to Wimbledon 2008…
We cant stand women getting advice on getting away from an abusive man…
We cant REALLY judge SOS until a game is played…
We cant tell the shin color of a fellow poster…
We cant fix some posters spelling…
We cant read some posters posts…
We cant take crap going to a sewer plant…
We cant have a PRO Obama thread because ther are too many Obama threads already…
We cant search as far back as we used to be able to…
But WE can get mad to 10,000...:D
rocketgrl94
07-10-2008, 10:58 PM
We Cant Stand Madfan!;)
mad_fan
07-10-2008, 11:05 PM
We Cant Stand Madfan!;)
We cant tell one poster from another...:rolleyes:
http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/member.php?u=8061
CoveMom
07-10-2008, 11:08 PM
Cute. :p
Let's make it 10,001.
Congratulations you big Post Ho! :D
rocketgrl94
07-10-2008, 11:08 PM
We cant tell one poster from another...:rolleyes:
http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/member.php?u=8061
u havent made any friends yet!?:laugh:laugh:D
CoveMom
07-10-2008, 11:09 PM
We cant tell one poster from another...:rolleyes:
http://www.5atexasfootball.com/forum/vB/member.php?u=8061
:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy
Bravo!
mad_fan
07-10-2008, 11:11 PM
u havent made any friends yet!?:laugh:laugh:D
We cant recognized when we been pwned...:D
rocketgrl94
07-10-2008, 11:12 PM
We cant recognized when we been pwned...:D
no...but i had to point that out....ok im playin' dada that went over my head tell me what u talkin' about?
hunterbunter
07-10-2008, 11:48 PM
alright Madfan!! wooOOOO! MAD FAN! MAD FAN! that's awesome, time to celebrate. what do you prefer, natty lights or milwaukees best
mad_fan
07-10-2008, 11:50 PM
alright Madfan!! wooOOOO! MAD FAN! MAD FAN! that's awesome, time to celebrate. what do you prefer, natty lights or milwaukees best
We cant drink domestic beers...
hunterbunter
07-10-2008, 11:56 PM
We cant drink domestic beers...
..........
elkfbfan
07-10-2008, 11:58 PM
George Lopez on his TV show to his TV son Max, " We're MexiCANS, not MexiCants.":)
Firebird
07-11-2008, 12:09 AM
Mad's equal opportunity....there's something on that list directed at each and every one of us.
We cant use apostrophes. :cool:
CoveMom
07-11-2008, 12:35 AM
We cant use apostrophes. :cool:
We dont need no stinkin apostrophes! We from the Yard. :cool:
We dont need no stinkin apostrophes! We from the Yard. :cool:
Alright then. Yall win.
You and mad have had a lock on the Yard for a while now. Might as well get with the regime change. :notworthy
CoveMom
07-11-2008, 12:37 AM
Alright then. Yall win.
:D as it should be. nice post. Welcome to the Yard!
mad_fan
07-11-2008, 07:50 AM
Mad's equal opportunity....there's something on that list directed at each and every one of us.
We cant exclude anyone...regardless of race, creed or color...USC Title 42...:)
mad_fan
07-11-2008, 07:55 AM
Alright then. Yall win.
You and mad have had a lock on the Yard for a while now. Might as well get with the regime change. :notworthy
We cant stand each other...;)
Miss Kitty
07-11-2008, 08:50 AM
Yeah for you. WOO! HOO! :notworthy
And I CAN drink domestic beer. :D
slorch
07-11-2008, 09:02 AM
Alright then. Yall win.
You and mad have had a lock on the Yard for a while now. Might as well get with the regime change. :notworthy
they're just peions that let a little responsibility go to their heads...;)
mad_fan
07-11-2008, 09:16 AM
they're just peions that let a little responsibility go to their heads...;)
We cant figure out some of Slorch's posts...even with dictionary.com...:eek:
slorch
07-11-2008, 09:19 AM
I was freestylin'...or freebasin'... or somethin.
dictionary and proper grammar is an at-will thing now...
Didn't you get the memmo?:rolleyes:
CoveMom
07-11-2008, 09:11 PM
I was freestylin'...or freebasin'... or somethin.
dictionary and proper grammar is an at-will thing now...
Didn't you get the memmo?:rolleyes:
I gots it. Alls of its. I gets reward now? :D
ktCarl
07-11-2008, 10:34 PM
Mad's equal opportunity....there's something on that list directed at each and every one of us.
Except me. :cool:
mad_fan
07-13-2008, 06:29 PM
Except me. :cool:
Then you need to start more ****...
Not just got in the middle of it...:D
mad_fan
07-20-2008, 10:33 AM
I'm no 'Jay Leno'...;)
But y'all do whine a lot...:D
mad_fan
09-30-2008, 07:02 PM
We couldn't legislate our way out of a brown paper bag...
Slim-Rob
09-30-2008, 08:05 PM
no...but i had to point that out....ok im playin' dada that went over my head tell me what u talkin' about?
rocketgrl, are you a blonde?
it was a different mad...
there is Mad_Fan
and MadFan
lmfao...
mad_fan
09-30-2008, 08:10 PM
rocketgrl, are you a blonde?
it was a different mad...
there is Mad_Fan
and MadFan
lmfao...
and mad_fan...
proper names are so misused here...
Where's CM???
:rolleyes:...
Slim-Rob
09-30-2008, 08:14 PM
and mad_fan...
proper names are so misused here...
Where's CM???
:rolleyes:...
I see nothing wrong except that you didn't capitalize your name just now...
CoveMom
09-30-2008, 08:14 PM
and mad_fan...
proper names are so misused here...
Where's CM???
:rolleyes:...
lost causes are not my forte....see poster wide-e-wide ;)
mad_fan
09-30-2008, 08:15 PM
I see nothing wrong except that you didn't capitalize your name just now...
or EVER...;)
mad_fan
09-30-2008, 08:15 PM
lost causes are not my forte....see poster wide-e-wide ;)
I'm honored...:notworthy
Slim-Rob
09-30-2008, 08:16 PM
or EVER...;)
watchu talkin bout willis?
your name is capitalized...
CoveMom
09-30-2008, 08:16 PM
I see nothing wrong except that you didn't capitalize your name just now...
slap yourself with your left hand and then sucker punch yourself with your right.
bad RocketTRN. bad RocketTRN.
:mad:
Slim-Rob
09-30-2008, 08:16 PM
slap yourself with your left hand and then sucker punch yourself with your right.
bad RocketTRN. bad RocketTRN.
:mad:
what did I do?
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