Fictional 40 Times Thread

[Favpack]

This thread will serve as a good place to post 40 times that are either:

a) Made-up
b) Dreamed-up
c) You're not quite sure, but it sounds good.
d) Some "draft expert said it - I think".

here are some good fictional times:

4.29 for anyone in Texas hs
4.35 for almost anyone in Texas hs
4.4 for a big rb
4.6 for any non-skilled position player
4.5 for a posssession type wr
4.8 for a lineman

Good luck - and good fictional posting.

[FarmerFootballPlayer]

4.8 for linemen on both sides of the ball or just offensive?

[Pearland 06]

My first steps were a 4.4

I have only gotten faster. Or something

[mad_fan]

My first steps were a 4.4

I have only gotten faster. Or something

You slow...mine was 4.3...but mama did have me pointed at dad's beer fridge...

[Pearland 06]

You slow...mine was 4.3...but mama did have me pointed at dad's beer fridge...

Did i say 4.4? Now that you've said 4.3 I seem to remember running a 4.lessthan3 in 7 on 7 soccer...

isnt that how 40 times work? whatever you say, mine is faster?

[Favpack]

4.8 for linemen on both sides of the ball or just offensive?


Let's be reasonable and say offensive. There may be a 210 lb. DL that can scoot.

[Favpack]

Did i say 4.4? Now that you've said 4.3 I seem to remember running a 4.lessthan3 in 7 on 7 soccer...

isnt that how 40 times work? whatever you say, mine is faster?

Wind aided. On grass that hadn't been mowed in a week.

[Pearland 06]

Wind aided. On grass that hadn't been mowed in a week.

Mine was through a wheat field up a mountain in 2 feet of snow. Yeah, its a record.

[DragonBand06]

I once jogged a 4.2 40. On my off day.:cool:

[Pearland 06]

I once jogged a 4.2 40. On my off day.:cool:

Don't you mean jazz run?

[DragonFan0316]

My son is a ligitimate 5.8. Probably why as a 6'3" 285lb junior guard he won't get much varsity playing time this year. I told him if the lead ever fell out of his pants it would break both of his ankles.:D He is a good hard working kid though. But no one will ever think his 40 time is fictional.:)

[DrEdward]

Back in the day...... the hourglass posted legitimate 4.3 times in the 40 for virtually everyone on my high school team.

[Favpack]

Back in the day...... the hourglass posted legitimate 4.3 times in the 40 for virtually everyone on my high school team.


I thought it was a sundial you used. Oh, sorry, that was GrayOwl.

[hunterbunter]

I thought it was a sundial you used. Oh, sorry, that was GrayOwl.

I thought grayowl used stonehenge

[DragonBand06]

I thought grayowl used stonehengeI wasn't aware that Stonehenge was a time-keeping device... I really didn't think anyone had figured out its use yet. :confused:

[DragonBand06]

Don't you mean jazz run?
No, my jazz run is a tad faster, like a 4.18.

[hunterbunter]

I wasn't aware that Stonehenge was a time-keeping device... I really didn't think anyone had figured out its use yet. :confused:

that's what he told me he built it for...unless he lied to me

[DragonBand06]

that's what he told me he built it for...unless he lied to meIf GrayOwl built it, why haven't the FBI or CIA or whatever traced his IP and brought him in for questioning? :eek:

[GoOwls]

In HS I ran a 4.3 40........


4.3 DAYS....:D

[DrEdward]

I thought it was a sundial you used. Oh, sorry, that was GrayOwl.

Technology advances at a fearful pace. Besides, sundials are only accurate to the nearest second. It takes a finally tuned hourglass to measure accurately to the tenth of a second.