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lonny23
10-28-2005, 02:33 AM
I hate brooms! Every time I walk by one, I think of the Astros! :mad:

Rerun
10-28-2005, 03:40 AM
really cuz i have diff thought loooooneey

wide-e-wide
10-28-2005, 07:25 AM
Most of us think of ex-wives when we see brooms.

lonny23
10-28-2005, 07:31 AM
really cuz i have diff thought loooooneey
You know I never care about getting teased, so I've got a story for you guys. You're going to get your punchline, anyway! :D

I went to Technical School at Sheppard AFB, TX in Wichita Falls in 1991 and I'm back as permanent party now. Anyway, I was friends with 2 guys in my career field and one of them was my roommate in the dorm that's right across from the Mini-BX that all the students hang out in. We were over in James Strain's room and I was lying on his bed. I guess he's the type to be mean just to do something like the guy who shot me in the foot with a BB gun when I was in high school. James took a broom and jabbed me in the rear end. I was mad, but wasn't going to fight him since I didn't want to get in trouble. Needless to say, it hurt and made me wonder why some males choose that type of lifestyle and endure the pain!

wide-e-wide
10-28-2005, 07:34 AM
You know I never care about getting teased, so I've got a story for you guys. You're going to get your punchline, anyway! :D

I went to Technical School at Sheppard AFB, TX in Wichita Falls in 1991 and I'm back as permanent party now. Anyway, I was friends with 2 guys in my career field and one of them was my roommate in the dorm that's right across from the Mini-BX that all the students hang out in. We were over in James Strain's room and I was lying on his bed. I guess he's the type to be mean just to do something like the guy who shot me in the foot with a BB gun when I was in high school. James took a broom and jabbed me in the rear end. I was mad, but wasn't going to fight him since I didn't want to get in trouble. Needless to say, it hurt and made me wonder why some males choose that type of lifestyle and endure the pain!


Not cool...You are a better man than me Lonny. Homeboy would have been making a trip to medical immediately following that. Exit only bro...exit only.

lonny23
10-28-2005, 07:36 AM
Most of us think of ex-wives when we see brooms.
Hey, the story has a part 2. The 3 guys in Tech School hung out with a girl and she had a thing with Strain. I became stationed with her in 1994 and she gave me the dirtiest look ever one time when I told her she forgot her broom as a joke. I still think about using that joke sometimes!

wide-e-wide
10-28-2005, 07:40 AM
For some reason they never find humor in that broom joke.

pack0808
10-28-2005, 09:10 AM
You know I never care about getting teased, so I've got a story for you guys. You're going to get your punchline, anyway! :D

I went to Technical School at Sheppard AFB, TX in Wichita Falls in 1991 and I'm back as permanent party now. Anyway, I was friends with 2 guys in my career field and one of them was my roommate in the dorm that's right across from the Mini-BX that all the students hang out in. We were over in James Strain's room and I was lying on his bed. I guess he's the type to be mean just to do something like the guy who shot me in the foot with a BB gun when I was in high school. James took a broom and jabbed me in the rear end. I was mad, but wasn't going to fight him since I didn't want to get in trouble. Needless to say, it hurt and made me wonder why some males choose that type of lifestyle and endure the pain!


After that experience Lonny finally came out of the closet just like Sheryl Swoope's did the other day. :D ;) quiz?? Houston does have one sweep in a championship vs somebody else but that was in the NBA. Orlando Magic!! Shaq and Penny felt the broom that year.

lonny23
10-28-2005, 09:37 AM
After that experience Lonny finally came out of the closet just like Sheryl Swoope's did the other day. :D ;) quiz?? Houston does have one sweep in a championship vs somebody else but that was in the NBA. Orlando Magic!! Shaq and Penny felt the broom that year.
Tis' a shame about ol' Sheryl. She's a Texas girl, won a title at Tech, and 4 for the Comets. I've been following her for 12 years.

GoOwls
10-29-2005, 02:14 AM
Most of us think of ex-wives when we see brooms.

My old lady had a kick starter on hers. :D

wide-e-wide
10-29-2005, 03:02 AM
After that experience Lonny finally came out of the closet just like Sheryl Swoope's did the other day. :D ;) quiz?? Houston does have one sweep in a championship vs somebody else but that was in the NBA. Orlando Magic!! Shaq and Penny felt the broom that year.


trivia Pack...who went 0 for 4 from the line...in the last minutes of the game for Orlando?

wide-e-wide
10-29-2005, 03:03 AM
My old lady had a kick starter on hers. :D


That is f'n classic....too funny man.

lonny23
10-29-2005, 03:20 AM
trivia Pack...who went 0 for 4 from the line...in the last minutes of the game for Orlando?
Nick Anderson in Game 1. He shot about 77-78% for the year.

They pretty much blew Game 2 at home, too.

Games 3 and 4 were easier. I still have Game 1 on tape.

lonny23
10-31-2005, 03:00 PM
Nick Anderson in Game 1. He shot about 77-78% for the year.

They pretty much blew Game 2 at home, too.

Games 3 and 4 were easier. I still have Game 1 on tape.
Hopefully, that's the last Rockets title for a while.

mad_fan
10-31-2005, 05:36 PM
Hopefully, that's the last Rockets title for a while.


Man I cut that quote!!!! I'll be using it out of context at many points in the future!!!! :p

KT2000
10-31-2005, 05:44 PM
Rockets are going to do big things this year in my opinion. I really like the rookie we picked in the first round from Illinois, Luther Head. He has done well in the pre-season games. He does a little bit of everything.

lonny23
10-31-2005, 07:28 PM
Man I cut that quote!!!! I'll be using it out of context at many points in the future!!!! :p
I'm sure you will! :D

lonny23
10-31-2005, 07:29 PM
Rockets are going to do big things this year in my opinion. I really like the rookie we picked in the first round from Illinois, Luther Head. He has done well in the pre-season games. He does a little bit of everything.
Make sure he adds in turnovers, bonehead plays, and getting mad! :p

dragons08
10-31-2005, 08:15 PM
Rockets are going to do big things this year in my opinion. I really like the rookie we picked in the first round from Illinois, Luther Head. He has done well in the pre-season games. He does a little bit of everything.
Luther Head, hes done great things for Illinois, hes a great player to have