Your last meal

[jakerz]

Say you're being sentenced to death by lethal inject and it's time for your "last meal." What are you gonna order?

[BoomerSooner]

Say you're being sentenced to death by lethal inject and it's time for your "last meal." What are you gonna order?

Parole, with a side of an acquittal?

[jakerz]

A main dish consisting over perfectly cooked steaks, 3 chicken tenders, 2 grilled cheese sandwiches (with ranch for dip), a bowl of Meatballs with spaghetti sauce on them, 1 chicken salad, and 3 slices of catfish.

Sides would include...chocolate covered strawberries, mini BBQ sausages, deviled eggs, green beans, gravy, ketchup, mashed potatoes, corn and Hot Cheetos.

Desert would be one 45 inch cookie cake from HEB with icing that reads, "Life's a bi*** and then you die." With a :) next to it.

[EagleDude73]

... and Hot Cheetos.

micro-waved or in the oven.

[jakerz]

micro-waved or in the oven.

I present to you...one of the top 10 inventions in the history of the world...


http://media.npr.org/blog/may/09/cheetos200.jpg
Hot Cheetos

[EagleDude73]

I present to you...one of the top 10 inventions in the history of the world...


http://media.npr.org/blog/may/09/cheetos200.jpg
Hot Cheetos


and spicy hot porkrinds and chili chese fritos

http://www.fritolay.com/images/cm/fritos-chilicheese.gif

[jakerz]

Oh yeah, I forgot to drink

2 gallons of Tropical Red Juice, 1 glass of orange juice, 1 glass of chocolate milk, 3 bottles of A&W Original Classic Rootbeer and 1 glass of Bush's tea.

[Hoodleboy80]

All you can eat buffet

[Cy-Fair07]

LAI LAI'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/GYOUNG07/LAI.jpg

[RedRage00]

Damn jakerz....how can you eat all that LOL

[TexasRed6x]

Damn jakerz....how can you eat all that LOL

Well he did say your last meal. :D

[jakerz]

Damn jakerz....how can you eat all that LOL

Oh yeah, hopefully I would have the munchies. I couldn't finish it if not

[JMSFan]

My last meal would be a huge platter of fried catfish. I eat it all the time, but I love it.

[EagleDude73]

seafood gumbo, oysters on the half shell, greek salad, grilled lamb chops, stuffed lobster with drawn butter, filet mignon (medium rare), red snapper pontchartrain, tiger eye sushi with fresh ginger and wasabi, creme brulee topped with fresh strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries, and ben and jerry's chunky monkey ice cream, 12 s-o-s of ----- ------- with lime and salt, one bottle of ---------, and 3 bottles of chilean ca------ s--------.

[t-long20]

Fettuccine Alfredo

I'll edit this post later..

[Firebird]

I've thought a lot about this. Most all the quantities would be small so I could finish. I'll go from start to finish:

Course 1: Fresh fruit, including Texas oranges and Pecos Canteloupe
Course 2: Oysters on the half shell with horseradish and lemon. Fried shrimp. Both flown in from Diry Al's on SPI. A light ale to wash it down.
Course 3: Smoked salmon, black Russian bread, and a cold shot of Cristall vodka.
Course 4: Link of sausage from Novosad's Meat Market in Halletsville, slice of brisket from Kruez Market in Lockhart, German potato salad, and a Dr. Pepper.
Course 5: Ceaser salad with homemade croutons and dressing and Italian parmagiano, crusty brown grilled calf sweetbreads with lime juice and chile sauce, prime ribeye (medium rare) simply grilled, baked potato, sauteed asparagus, a rich Cabernet.
Course 6: A dessert medley. Grandma's banana pudding, mom's peach cobbler, wife's apple cake, and the best Key Lime pie I can find in the Southern U.S.
Exit: A glass of chilled Dom Peringon 1998, which I had on my wedding night. Upon finishing, I will break the Waterford champagne flute and exit this world to the closing strains of Stravinksy's The Firebird.

[Reaganrattler07]

I'm pretty sure Texas doesn't allow a 'last meal'.

...just kinda misc. fyi there.

[Firebird]

I'm pretty sure Texas doesn't allow a 'last meal'.

...just kinda misc. fyi there.

Texas does do a last meal but you can only request things that the prison kitchen already has on hand. I remember reading a big article my hometown paper about the Huntsville cook who does last meals. Kind of a downer job.

Here's a 2004 article from the former cook:

http://www.legalaffairs.org/issues/March-April-2004/feature_price_marapr04.msp

[EagleDude73]

I'm pretty sure Texas doesn't allow a 'last meal'.

...just kinda misc. fyi there.

Confessions of a death row chef


For 11 years, Brian Price was the man responsible for preparing the last meal requests in Texas. Now he has written a book - complete with recipes including Old Sparky's convict chilli. So were there any inmates he refused to cook for? Only one, he tells Alex Hannaford

Sunday March 14, 2004
The Observer


Not many chefs can claim to have cooked a person's last meal before they die, but Brian Price has cooked 300 of them. He was the 'last meal' chef for Texas death row for 11 years and has just released a book called Meals to Die For.
A death-row inmate's last meal has traditionally been prepared by prisoners serving lesser sentences at a nearby jail and was usually the responsibility of whoever was on duty at the time, but Price's ability in the kitchen meant he kept the job for more than a decade. When Price was first admitted to the Walls Unit in Huntsville he was asked what job he'd done outside the prison. His supervisor said there wasn't much call for a photographer and musician and told him he had to learn to cook.

[Reaganrattler07]

Texas does do a last meal but you can only request things that the prison kitchen already has on hand. I remember reading a big article my hometown paper about the Huntsville cook who does last meals. Kind of a downer job.

Gotcha.

[EagleDude73]

"Old Sparky's Genuine Convict Chili" "Hangman's Hamburger Steak" and "Uh-Oh, I'm Dead Meat-Loaf."

Postmortem Potato Soup, Posthumous Potato Salad

Gallows Gravy, Rice Rigor Mortis

just to name afew

[TrojanHorse03]

LAI LAI'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/GYOUNG07/LAI.jpg

Personally that doesn't look the most appealing to me to put it mildly. Maybe the picture doesn't do it justice, out of curiousity what is it????

[BDB]

never ending soup and salad.

[DragonBand06]

never ending soup and salad.only if it has those olive garden breadsticks. ;)

[mad_fan]

I can't be caught...
Much less convicted...

[hunterbunter]

4 Mcrib sandwiches with fries. preferably delivered by ronald mcdonald himself if possible...oh yea and eggrolls


MUST... HAVE... EGGROLLS...

a coke to drink please

[Mean DT]

Say you're being sentenced to death by lethal inject and it's time for your "last meal." What are you gonna order?It will
never happen, because am not a thug like you.:D

[STJL41]

I can't be caught...
Much less convicted...

My last meal would probably be whatever I ate before robbing the bank...Any other scenario would require them taking me alive :outlaw and thats not happening.

[BDB]

only if it has those olive garden breadsticks. ;)


nah, i just dont wanna die.

[TrojanHorse03]

My last meal would probably be whatever I ate before robbing the bank...

LMAO ok Desperado!

[Favpack]

McRib for Rcktgrl.

[Hoodleboy80]

I want to add 5 Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwiches from Whataburger.

[Cy-Fair07]

Personally that doesn't look the most appealing to me to put it mildly. Maybe the picture doesn't do it justice, out of curiousity what is it????

No, the picture doesn't do much justice, but it looks A LOT better in person. Its General Tso's chicken and egg fried rice. If I want chinese food I always go there (Lai Lai's Dumpling House). Its in chinatown really close to Strake Jesuit. Its also really cheap! 1 plate of each will feed two people easily and it will only cost you $12

[rocketgrl94]

McRib for Rcktgrl.

:D thank u Fav

[Hoodleboy80]

No, the picture doesn't do much justice, but it looks A LOT better in person. Its General Tso's chicken and egg fried rice. If I want chinese food I always go there (Lai Lai's Dumpling House). Its in chinatown really close to Strake Jesuit. Its also really cheap! 1 plate of each will feed two people easily and it will only cost you $12

I've heard very good things. My friends said that they give you a ton of food, and that it's pretty good.

[ktCarl]

I've thought a lot about this. Most all the quantities would be small so I could finish. I'll go from start to finish:

Course 1: Fresh fruit, including Texas oranges and Pecos Canteloupe
Course 2: Oysters on the half shell with horseradish and lemon. Fried shrimp. Both flown in from Diry Al's on SPI. A light ale to wash it down.
Course 3: Smoked salmon, black Russian bread, and a cold shot of Cristall vodka.
Course 4: Link of sausage from Novosad's Meat Market in Halletsville, slice of brisket from Kruez Market in Lockhart, German potato salad, and a Dr. Pepper.
Course 5: Ceaser salad with homemade croutons and dressing and Italian parmagiano, crusty brown grilled calf sweetbreads with lime juice and chile sauce, prime ribeye (medium rare) simply grilled, baked potato, sauteed asparagus, a rich Cabernet.
Course 6: A dessert medley. Grandma's banana pudding, mom's peach cobbler, wife's apple cake, and the best Key Lime pie I can find in the Southern U.S.
Exit: A glass of chilled Dom Peringon 1998, which I had on my wedding night. Upon finishing, I will break the Waterford champagne flute and exit this world to the closing strains of Stravinksy's The Firebird.

You had me at 'oysters on the half shell' and then lost me with 'Dr. Pepper'.

Anyone notice the little rodent at the bottom of the page wants to 'EARM' a degree?

[Firebird]

You had me at 'oysters on the half shell' and then lost me with 'Dr. Pepper'.

Anyone notice the little rodent at the bottom of the page wants to 'EARM' a degree?

BBQ with Dr. Pepper is one of my greatest pleasures in life. It would have to be on any last menu.

[TheBigPeach]

Prime Rib with a loaded baked potato <--- meal
A Ceasar salad
and a big slice of strawberry cheesecake

[jrock210]

Yo momma with a side of Dr Pepper.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......cannibalism

[Cy-Fair07]

I've heard very good things. My friends said that they give you a ton of food, and that it's pretty good.

Yeah they give you a ton of food. I would highly recommend trying it out. If you go at the right time usually around 6-9pm they'll give free soup/bread or something. Oh, and and the tea is amazing. This coming from a person who drinks absolutely, no tea. Except for Lai Lai's

[GoOwls]

Since my gastric bypass, my diet has diminished and gotten less important.

I'd keep it simple.

Double Mushroom Swiss burger from "Jakes" on Skillman in Dallas.

Chili Cheese Fries from "The Burger House" on Mockingbird in Dallas.

Chocolate malt made with vanilla ice cream from "Braums".

Sweet iced tea from "Whatabuger" on Broadway in Garland.

I'd die before I ever got to the table.....:D