Name The Best Endzone Dance!!!!

[ThEgReAtOnE]

In your memory lies a visual of some of the more entertaining dances you've ever seen....it just so happens the dancing was done by a 6'4 218 pound receiver or a 6'3 255 pound linebacker...

....so name YOUR most entertaining endzone dances!

Here's a few to start us off...

The Deion Skip
The Dirty Bird
The Terrell Owens Sit-Ups
The Ray Lewis Pre-Game Dance
The Chad Johnson Water Dance
The Terrell Owens Pin/Ball Signing Fiasco
The Terrell Owens Pom-Pom Dance

There's plenty of others...

[wide-e-wide]

Butch Johnson doing the "California Quake" in San Francisco.
The Playmaker doing First Down (the original...everybody soon copied him)
Emmitt taking his helmet off and shaking it at the crowd
Tony Gonzalez dunking the ball
Alvin Harper dunking the ball
Shaun Alexander hugging the fat girl
John Randle crawling like a dog and peeing on the field (or acting like he did)
There are too many to name...

[GTown02]

One of the funniest ones was TO acting like he was skating on ice during last seasons MNF game between Dallas and Philly. I thought it was hilarious at the time ;).

[ThEgReAtOnE]

Butch Johnson doing the "California Quake" in San Francisco.
The Playmaker doing First Down (the original...everybody soon copied him)
Emmitt taking his helmet off and shaking it at the crowd
Tony Gonzalez dunking the ball
Alvin Harper dunking the ball
Shaun Alexander hugging the fat girl
John Randle crawling like a dog and peeing on the field (or acting like he did)
There are too many to name...

Ya....Randle was crazy! Hilarious!

[dragonfootballfan]

Ya....Randle was crazy! Hilarious!
that was so funny. I think instead of fining him they should have given him $500, in hope that he comes up with something funnier the next week.

How about Chad Johnson with the poster that said NFL please don't fine me.

One that I did not like was the Joe Horn Cell Phone.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

that was so funny. I think instead of fining him they should have given him $500, in hope that he comes up with something funnier the next week.

How about Chad Johnson with the poster that said NFL please don't fine me.

One that I did not like was the Joe Horn Cell Phone.


Ya...Joe was a little Korny!!

[wide-e-wide]

John Randle was an abosolute madman...
An opposing lineman once said to him (as Randle came to the line barking)
"Dude ...what's wrong with you...Are you on something?"
Randle's response...."I'm 'bout to be on your *** white boy"
Bwahahahahahahaha
That's funny.

[Hdshrinker]

Iggy Shuffle in Bengal Land

[ThEgReAtOnE]

John Randle was an abosolute madman...
An opposing lineman once said to him (as Randle came to the line barking)
"Dude ...what's wrong with you...Are you on something?"
Randle's response...."I'm 'bout to be on your *** white boy"
Bwahahahahahahaha
That's funny.

Ya...that's because Randle represents The Valley!!! Only those who are from The Valley would have that freakin' mentality!! I love it!!

I played with a guy, in the league, that would put sulfate and bleach on his tongue, before a game.....he said it made him feel like a wild animal!

That's just how guys played....they were crazy! I won't speak on things I did, but I know there were seriously damaged individuals in the league!! Heh, Heh, Heh!!

Besides the fact that guys bench 700 pounds, or run 4.1/4.2 40's or weigh 355 pounds or as quick as cats.....the biggest difference between the league and college ball was the mentality! The aggression!

It was called Psycho Ball, by many!!! Oh man.....I truly loved it!! :D

[dada]

Iggy Shuffle in Bengal Land
The Earnest Givens Shake!

[slcsportsfan]

Walter Payton - just act like you've been there before and plan on coming back.

[wide-e-wide]

Also known as the Ickey Shuffle by real football fans.
Ickey Woods is now a preacher.

[wide-e-wide]

Walter Payton - just act like you've been there before and plan on coming back.


Earl Campbell- "I was too tired to dance when I got in there"

[dragons08]

David Terrel a few years back, when he did the "punt" that was funny..i was at that game, also when he did his "truck driver" thing, got in the car turned it on, and "drove off" that was good

[dragonfootballfan]

How about the Lambeau Leap. I remember they asked Favre if he ever would do it and he replied that he would if they put a trampoline or springboard next to the wall

[dragons08]

speaking of GB...Randy Moss mooning the packer fans, i loved that one, HATE THE PACKERS!!

[ThEgReAtOnE]

I like the Michael Strahan bicep-flex!
And the Zeus Thunder-Bolt...lots of
players do it! (< Pulls a fake arrow
over your back and shoot it into the
stands!)

[Slim-Rob]

speaking of GB...Randy Moss mooning the packer fans, i loved that one, HATE THE PACKERS!!

Yeah, I liked that Randy Moss fake mooning. The commentater about had a heart attack. I think it was all good because the fans were booing him all day, so why not "boo" them back.

[pack0808]

John Randle was an abosolute madman...
An opposing lineman once said to him (as Randle came to the line barking)
"Dude ...what's wrong with you...Are you on something?"
Randle's response...."I'm 'bout to be on your *** white boy"
Bwahahahahahahaha
That's funny.


If that statement was the other way around and documented, they would have called the white lineman a giant racist and demand he be kicked out of the league ASAP. Am i lying?? Look at Rocker!! Huge double standard these days. Just like black comedians constantly make fun of white people in their routine. If it was the other way around that guy would be banned on every major comedian tour on earth. It is called hypocrisy and i hate hypocrisy. Do not get me wrong i hate racisim in a big way no matter which way it is being used!! i just think there is a GIGANTIC double standard in the liberal wacky pc world we live in now. It just does not make sense??

[southlake thug]

Jeremiah Trotter's wood chopping impression is deffinetly one of the best. Plus, he is reppin tx

[ThEgReAtOnE]

If that statement was the other way around and documented, they would have called the white lineman a giant racist and demand he be kicked out of the league ASAP. Am i lying?? Look at Rocker!! Huge double standard these days. Just like black comedians constantly make fun of white people in their routine. If it was the other way around that guy would be banned on every major comedian tour on earth. It is called hypocrisy and i hate hypocrisy. Do not get me wrong i hate racisim in a big way no matter which way it is being used!! i just think there is a GIGANTIC double standard in the liberal wacky pc world we live in now. It just does not make sense??

wow! wish you'd been around the ENTIRE last 400 years! alot of that "hypocrisy" and "racism" was going on then!

just imagine if you would of been the commissioner of major league baseball back in the early part of the 20th century, josh gibson's record of over 800 homeruns would be acknowledged in the league, today!

too bad he was "african-american"...and wasn't allowed to play!




but i do get your point, in todays times! personally i think it's america's way of trying to "balance the universe". you know?....we stole land and systematically enslaved an entire race of human beings for hundreds of years so....why not allow a couple of jokes, here and there! ;)

ultimately...i'm with you.....it's not right!

[pack0808]

I did not live in those times and i sure do not approve of those times at all. I am going by today's times and i noticed you agreed with me on the double standard. It is just funny how that is. Almost all land has been conquered though that is just part of history. Call it stealing if you choose but that is how the world worked back then. The strong survived and if you could not defend yourself or did not have help you would lose your country.

[wide-e-wide]

The strong survived and if you could not defend yourself or did not have help you would lose your country.

Except for the really crappy areas....we left them those...and forced them to live with Stoops..that was just wrong.

[dragonfootballfan]

Except for the really crappy areas....we left them those...and forced them to live with Stoops..that was just wrong.
Ya but he did not go to Oklahoma until their per capita visor ratio was over 50%. He could never live in a state were half the people do not where visors. I mean what would people do when they get mad if they don't have a visor to throw.

[wide-e-wide]

Ya but he did not go to Oklahoma until their per capita visor ratio was over 50%. He could never live in a state were half the people do not where visors. I mean what would people do when they get mad if they don't have a visor to throw.


They try to carry guns on planes like Switzer...

[lonny23]

In your memory lies a visual of some of the more entertaining dances you've ever seen....it just so happens the dancing was done by a 6'4 218 pound receiver or a 6'3 255 pound linebacker...

....so name YOUR most entertaining endzone dances!

Here's a few to start us off...

The Deion Skip
The Dirty Bird
The Terrell Owens Sit-Ups
The Ray Lewis Pre-Game Dance
The Chad Johnson Water Dance
The Terrell Owens Pin/Ball Signing Fiasco
The Terrell Owens Pom-Pom Dance

There's plenty of others...
I liked Deion's deal.
I liked T.O.'s sharpie, but the pom-pom was better.
I can deal with Ray.

The Dirty Bird was dumb, but the Ickey Shuffle was cool.

[lonny23]

Butch Johnson doing the "California Quake" in San Francisco.
The Playmaker doing First Down (the original...everybody soon copied him)
Emmitt taking his helmet off and shaking it at the crowd
Tony Gonzalez dunking the ball
Alvin Harper dunking the ball
Shaun Alexander hugging the fat girl
John Randle crawling like a dog and peeing on the field (or acting like he did)
There are too many to name...
The Quake and First Down were good one's!

[lonny23]

One of the funniest ones was TO acting like he was skating on ice during last seasons MNF game between Dallas and Philly. I thought it was hilarious at the time ;).
I remember that one. He also stood on the small star in the end zone! :D

[lonny23]

Ya...that's because Randle represents The Valley!!! Only those who are from The Valley would have that freakin' mentality!! I love it!!

I played with a guy, in the league, that would put sulfate and bleach on his tongue, before a game.....he said it made him feel like a wild animal!

That's just how guys played....they were crazy! I won't speak on things I did, but I know there were seriously damaged individuals in the league!! Heh, Heh, Heh!!

Besides the fact that guys bench 700 pounds, or run 4.1/4.2 40's or weigh 355 pounds or as quick as cats.....the biggest difference between the league and college ball was the mentality! The aggression!

It was called Psycho Ball, by many!!! Oh man.....I truly loved it!! :D You have to be crazy to like the organized chaos.

[lonny23]

Earl Campbell- "I was too tired to dance when I got in there"
That's because he had to run over everybody to get there. He never ran around anybody.

[lonny23]

Yeah, I liked that Randy Moss fake mooning. The commentater about had a heart attack. I think it was all good because the fans were booing him all day, so why not "boo" them back.
The commentator was also a hypocrite puke who's fake. His dad ought to be turning over in his grave.

[lonny23]

If that statement was the other way around and documented, they would have called the white lineman a giant racist and demand he be kicked out of the league ASAP. Am i lying?? Look at Rocker!! Huge double standard these days. Just like black comedians constantly make fun of white people in their routine. If it was the other way around that guy would be banned on every major comedian tour on earth. It is called hypocrisy and i hate hypocrisy. Do not get me wrong i hate racisim in a big way no matter which way it is being used!! i just think there is a GIGANTIC double standard in the liberal wacky pc world we live in now. It just does not make sense??
I hate it Pack, but we did it to ourselves. We've done a lot of things wrong in the last 40 years.

[lonny23]

Except for the really crappy areas....we left them those...and forced them to live with Stoops..that was just wrong.
Isn't that like double jeopardy? I see a Supreme Court case here, boys! :p

[lonny23]

Ya but he did not go to Oklahoma until their per capita visor ratio was over 50%. He could never live in a state were half the people do not where visors. I mean what would people do when they get mad if they don't have a visor to throw.
I still like Spurrier's nickname--Darth Visor! :D

[lonny23]

They try to carry guns on planes like Switzer...
I saw him in the booth at the OU game on Saturday. That boy always knew how to have a good time!

[dragonfootballfan]

I saw him in the booth at the OU game on Saturday. That boy always knew how to have a good time!
I hate to say this as a true Texas fan and Wide may try to kill me now, but I will say it anyway. After Switzer has left both the Sooners and the Cowboys he has gone from one of the people that I hate to someone that I just don't like. I mean everytime he used to talk I really wanted to hurt someone or something and now I sometimes laugh at some of his comments.

[wide-e-wide]

I hate to say this as a true Texas fan and Wide may try to kill me now, but I will say it anyway. After Switzer has left both the Sooners and the Cowboys he has gone from one of the people that I hate to someone that I just don't like. I mean everytime he used to talk I really wanted to hurt someone or something and now I sometimes laugh at some of his comments.

Switzer is still a tremendous asshat. His years with the Cowboys were among the most painful recent history. What a *******...

Hey it's 3rd and 1...Let's run Emmitt to the left for no gain...

Hey it's 4th and 1...Lets'run Emmitt to the left for no gain again...

[lonny23]

I hate to say this as a true Texas fan and Wide may try to kill me now, but I will say it anyway. After Switzer has left both the Sooners and the Cowboys he has gone from one of the people that I hate to someone that I just don't like. I mean everytime he used to talk I really wanted to hurt someone or something and now I sometimes laugh at some of his comments.
I like some things about ol' Barry.

[lonny23]

Switzer is still a tremendous asshat. His years with the Cowboys were among the most painful recent history. What a *******...

Hey it's 3rd and 1...Let's run Emmitt to the left for no gain...

Hey it's 4th and 1...Lets'run Emmitt to the left for no gain again...
I'm so glad I didn't use my ticket for that game!

[HOOKEM]

I vote for Billy 'white shoes" Johnson from the ole oilers.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

You have to be crazy to like the organized chaos.

It's that "Crazy Love"! ;)

[BuffFan2005]

TO comes up with some ridiculous dances but I personally like the Deion Skip. All original!

[thestud]

Ya...that's because Randle represents The Valley!!! Only those who are from The Valley would have that freakin' mentality!! I love it!!

I played with a guy, in the league, that would put sulfate and bleach on his tongue, before a game.....he said it made him feel like a wild animal!

That's just how guys played....they were crazy! I won't speak on things I did, but I know there were seriously damaged individuals in the league!! Heh, Heh, Heh!!

Besides the fact that guys bench 700 pounds, or run 4.1/4.2 40's or weigh 355 pounds or as quick as cats.....the biggest difference between the league and college ball was the mentality! The aggression!

It was called Psycho Ball, by many!!! Oh man.....I truly loved it!! :D

So, who did you play with in the league that put sulfate on their tounge?
Why is the mentality in the pros different than say college? How psycho were you?