Golden Oreo's

[dada]

I'm convinced that they have crack in them.

[LUFPAN]

Golden Oreo's are an abomination. A desecration of the true king of all cookies. The same goes for the orange Oreos at Halloween, the red ones at Christmas and the green ones in the spring. There is only one true Oreo....the Double Stuff.

[hunterbunter]

that's probably what they say in the hood now. ay yo lemme get a piece of that golden oreo son

[stevefoxsc]

that's probably what they say in the hood now. ay yo lemme get a piece of that golden oreo son

it be more like let me brush up ignorance and ebonics real quick...


Yo son what it do what it do holla atcha boy:Censor: let me get piece of dat oreo son :Censor: stuff be off da chain krunk mayne cmon man hook a brotha up just keepin real mayne *chunks the deuce*

[RedRage00]

What is a Golden Oreo? :confused:

[mad_fan]

I've not heard of them...
And I'm afraid to Google that...:eek:

[dada]

What is a Golden Oreo? :confused:

A cookie!....duh......I'm from the old school....an cookie is a COOKIE....knowing kids today, it's probably slang for some new drug.
http://www.phoood.com/weblog/archives/000026.html

[HUM398]

Golden Oreo's....what the hell...Please tell me you haven't been eating the White mans cookie? ;):D:p

[RedRage00]

A cookie!....duh......I'm from the old school....an cookie is a COOKIE....knowing kids today, it's probably slang for some new drug.
http://www.phoood.com/weblog/archives/000026.html


My problem could be that I really don't eat cookies.

RR

[dada]

Golden Oreo's....what the hell...Please tell me you haven't been eating the White mans cookie? ;):D:p

I was being PC...."Oreo" is a word we used growing up and I was trying to stay away from it. And you're right....White Man invented the cookie so that the blacks would eat them and add on calories which leads to more pounds which will make them slow and evenutally the NFL will be full of White Running Backs and Wide Recivers, the goal is to have an all white Olympic 4x100 relay team that breaks the World Record by.08 seconds.

GOD DAMN AMERICA!!!!!!!!

[HUM398]

I was being PC...."Oreo" is a word we used growing up and I was trying to stay away from it.

well im dragging you in. :D

[dada]

well im dragging you in. :D

see above

[HUM398]

see above

I think you may be fit to lead TUCC....;) :D

But, thank the cookies for the extra meat on the thighs....

[jakerz]

This is how the drug deal would go down:

"Ay ni&&& you got that good? I know you got that good!!! Lemme hop on a 8 of dat golden orea, fa sho!"

[TXFOOSBALL]

My problem could be that I really don't eat cookies.

RR

I only like the pink ones.

[HUM398]

This is how the drug deal would go down:

"Ay ni&&& you got that good? I know you got that good!!! Lemme hop on a 8 of dat golden orea, fa sho!"

wow, either you don't spend to much time in the hood....or Waco is weak.

or both.

[hunterbunter]

wow, either you don't spend to much time in the hood....or Waco is weak.

or both.

Waco has a hood? :confused:

[STJL41]

Waco has a hood? :confused:

I don't know about a 'hood' but I'm under the impression that Waco is a pretty worthless town if you take away Baylor. That being said I went to a Race Trac in Beverly Hills (its right next to waco, look it up) and that was the nastiest gas station I have ever set foot in...now that doesn't mean Waco is a bad town but thats really the only experience I have had in the town that wasn't on the Baylor campus.

Someone who grew up in Waco please correct me if I'm wrong.

[LPMOM]

Waco has a hood? :confused:

waco is hood!

[hunterbunter]

I don't know about a 'hood' but I'm under the impression that Waco is a pretty worthless town if you take away Baylor.

oooh jakerz dem some fightin wordz

[LPMOM]

Golden Oreo's are an abomination. A desecration of the true king of all cookies. The same goes for the orange Oreos at Halloween, the red ones at Christmas and the green ones in the spring. There is only one true Oreo....the Double Stuff.

i love the golden oreos!!! i dunk them in my coffe!

[LPMOM]

A cookie!....duh......I'm from the old school....an cookie is a COOKIE....knowing kids today, it's probably slang for some new drug.
http://www.phoood.com/weblog/archives/000026.html

hey dada, how much does a "cookie" go for in h-town these days?:D

[dada]

hey dada, how much does a "cookie" go for in h-town these days?:D

LMAO.......I'll get back with ya;)

[EagleDude73]

hey dada, how much does a "cookie" go for in h-town these days?:D

In elementary school or junior high?

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

I only like the pink ones.

And, I bet I'm the only one that knows what you're talking about. But hey, I like pink cookies too!:notworthy

[TXFOOSBALL]

And, I bet I'm the only one that knows what you're talking about. But hey, I like pink cookies too!:notworthy

I am glad someone is on the same page:D

[RedRage00]

And, I bet I'm the only one that knows what you're talking about. But hey, I like pink cookies too!:notworthy

I knew what he meant too...Just didnt say anything LOL

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

I am glad someone is on the same page:D

:D

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

I knew what he meant too...Just didnt say anything LOL

You must like "hot links".:eek:

[dada]

Yall talking about....Pink Cookies.....in a plastic bag?.......being crushed by a building?

[RedRage00]

Ok, I still don't get it...what is a "cookie"

[dada]

Ok, I still don't get it...what is a "cookie"

Freshly cooked circle of crack cocaine..before it's cut up into rocks......saw that on ummmm...Discovery Channel or something

[EagleDude73]

And, I bet I'm the only one that knows what you're talking about. But hey, I like pink cookies too!:notworthy

pink cookies and golden oreos go well together. :D

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Yall talking about....Pink Cookies.....in a plastic bag?.......being crushed by a building?

Ever since my daughter was born, I make sure I put my building in a plastic bag before I crush the pink cookies.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

pink cookies and golden oreos go well together. :D

I hear ya, but the word on the street is that the pink cookies are more attracted to the "original" Oreo. You know...the black Oreos.:D

[dada]

I hear ya, but the word on the street is that the pink cookies are more attracted to the "original" Oreo. You know...the black Oreos.:D

Them Double Stuff ones pretty popular too

[TXFOOSBALL]

LMAO.......I'll get back with ya;)

I thought cookie was slang for crack.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Them Double Stuff ones pretty popular too

YEP!

[dada]

I thought cookie was slang for crack.

You sir would be correct. Bonus points for the first person who can tell me the most you can make off of a cookie!:D
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/crack_rock.jpg

[TXFOOSBALL]

Freshly cooked circle of crack cocaine..before it's cut up into rocks......saw that on ummmm...Discovery Channel or something

ok gotcha...Jeezy always sings about his cookies

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

I thought cookie was slang for crack.

It is! But, as you pointed out earlier, it's also slang for...uh...a word that rhymes with cookie, but replace the "c" with an "n".

[TXFOOSBALL]

You sir would be correct. Bonus points for the first person who can tell me the most you can make off of a cookie!:D
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/crack_rock.jpg

Thanks for the visual. Although I prefer the hands-on style of learning:) JK

[dada]

Thanks for the visual. Although I prefer the hands-on style of learning:) JK

Saw that on TV........lol

[TXFOOSBALL]

Saw that on TV........lol

Yea right....Is that why you got all those pyrex dishes laying around the house?

[dada]

Yea right....Is that why you got all those pyrex dishes laying around the house?

I was making a Volcano for my sons science project....we even got a Bunson Burner.....and we sell....uhhh.........TEA-CAKES....so we need lots of baggies....and uhhh......i shave with straight razors....cuts down on bumbs.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Saw that on TV........lol

Dada, you might be able to fool everybody else, but not me!:D

[dada]

Seriously I lost two friends who decided to "Eat" Cookies when the cops showed up.......killed them both:cry

[TXFOOSBALL]

I was making a Volcano for my sons science project....we even got a Bunson Burner.....and we sell....uhhh.........TEA-CAKES....so we need lots of baggies....and uhhh......i shave with straight razors....cuts down on bumbs.

BWAHAHA!! Sounds like you need to invest in a T-beam also.

[dada]

Dada, you might be able to fool everybody else, but not me!:D

This aint 1989...I mean who sells CRACK????? Viagra is gold...lol

[dada]

BWAHAHA!! Sounds like you need to invest in a T-beam also.

Those are good for measuring.....Bird food.....don't want overweigh Parakeets you know....gotta get it down to the exact gram.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Seriously I lost two friends who decided to "Eat" Cookies when the cops showed up.......killed them both:cry

Welcome to the club! Had a friend who ate one while driving because, he thought the cops were going to pull him over. Instead, the cops ended up making a turn at the next light, and he ended up dead of an overdose. The really sad part about it, is that we were just in high school.

[TXFOOSBALL]

Seriously I lost two friends who decided to "Eat" Cookies when the cops showed up.......killed them both:cry

damn...can't imagin what that would be like

[dada]

Welcome to the club! Had a friend who ate one while driving because, he thought the cops were going to pull him over. Instead, the cops ended up making a turn at the next light, and he ended up dead of an overdose. The really sad part about it, is that we were just in high school.

When it happend..I think I was more pissed off at them, rather than sad....because they KNEW....

[dada]

damn...can't imagin what that would be like

heart pretty much explodes

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

This aint 1989...I mean who sells CRACK????? Viagra is gold...lol

True story! I took a viagra pill my senior year one morning during breakfast, just to see if it really worked. Long story short, I walked around school for over 3 hours with my shirt un-tucked, and my books in front of me.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

When it happend..I think I was more pissed off at them, rather than sad....because they KNEW....

Yeah, it hurt pretty bad! I didn't do the things that he did, but, we grew up together. Whenever I was getting picked on growing up, he always had my back, and he never let anything happen to me.

[dada]

True story! I took a viagra pill my senior year one morning during breakfast, just to see if it really worked. Long story short, I walked around school for over 3 hours with my shirt un-tucked, and my books in front of me.

Curiousity got you too huh? LMAO...I can't lie...I tried it once......and I had to fake One....lol


I was riding with a friend of mine to pick up a girl from the airport....he waits to pop it when she gets in the truck....she looked at him and said "Was that a Viagra???.....He said "You trippin, that's a vitamin".....I couldn't hold it in after that..I laughed until I cried....

[TXFOOSBALL]

True story! I took a viagra pill my senior year one morning during breakfast, just to see if it really worked. Long story short, I walked around school for over 3 hours with my shirt un-tucked, and my books in front of me.

that made me laugh considering the story...haha

[HUM398]

Curiousity got you too huh? LMAO...I can't lie...I tried it once......and I had to fake One....lol


I was riding with a friend of mine to pick up a girl from the airport....he waits to pop it when she gets in the truck....she looked at him and said "Was that a Viagra???.....He said "You trippin, that's a vitamin".....I couldn't hold it in after that..I laughed until I cried....

bro, thats the funniest thing i have heard in a while.

[jakerz]

I don't know about a 'hood' but I'm under the impression that Waco is a pretty worthless town if you take away Baylor. That being said I went to a Race Trac in Beverly Hills (its right next to waco, look it up) and that was the nastiest gas station I have ever set foot in...now that doesn't mean Waco is a bad town but thats really the only experience I have had in the town that wasn't on the Baylor campus.

Someone who grew up in Waco please correct me if I'm wrong.

Nope...you're pretty much correct. The place you went...well let's just say there's been a lot of meth labs busted in that area. If you know what I'm saying. :rolleyes:

[SLC93]

I've not heard of them...
And I'm afraid to Google that...:eek:

:laugh:laugh:laugh

[SLC93]

I'm convinced that they have crack in them.

False. I've been trying to get this cookie to spark for hours now. Must be somethin' in the cut.:puke;):D

[Dawg Fan]

I don't know about a 'hood' but I'm under the impression that Waco is a pretty worthless town if you take away Baylor. That being said I went to a Race Trac in Beverly Hills (its right next to waco, look it up) and that was the nastiest gas station I have ever set foot in...now that doesn't mean Waco is a bad town but thats really the only experience I have had in the town that wasn't on the Baylor campus.

Someone who grew up in Waco please correct me if I'm wrong.

Well I grew up in Waco and it is a wonderful and beautiful place. You need to actually go through a town before calling it worthless. I have been through some areas of both Houston and Dallas that would give me the impression they were worthless also.

[slorch]

Golden Oreo's are an abomination. A desecration of the true king of all cookies. The same goes for the orange Oreos at Halloween, the red ones at Christmas and the green ones in the spring. There is only one true Oreo....the Double Stuff.

I concur.

I don't like mint ones, dipped ones, white ones, green ones, or Spring or Fall ones.

Give me the double stuff. Yum!

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Curiousity got you too huh? LMAO...I can't lie...I tried it once......and I had to fake One....lol


I was riding with a friend of mine to pick up a girl from the airport....he waits to pop it when she gets in the truck....she looked at him and said "Was that a Viagra???.....He said "You trippin, that's a vitamin".....I couldn't hold it in after that..I laughed until I cried....

STOP!

Hell yeah, curiosity got me too!

[CoveMom]

I was being PC...."Oreo" is a word we used growing up and I was trying to stay away from it. And you're right....White Man invented the cookie so that the blacks would eat them and add on calories which leads to more pounds which will make them slow and evenutally the NFL will be full of White Running Backs and Wide Recivers, the goal is to have an all white Olympic 4x100 relay team that breaks the World Record by.08 seconds.

GOD DAMN AMERICA!!!!!!!!



This post belongs next to the "KT keeping his promise" post in the classics.

:notworthy:notworthy:notworthy

[LPMOM]

You sir would be correct. Bonus points for the first person who can tell me the most you can make off of a cookie!:D
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/crack_rock.jpg

there would be a lot of factors involved in that.
1) price of cookie can range from $400 to $700
2)size of cookie
3)is it being cut into halves, quarters, eights, 20's, ect...
4)are you selling weight or dubs, or straight
5)what time of day. early morning hours dimes go for twenty
6)how soft hearted are you when it come to giving credit?
7)do i need to go on or do I GET MY BONUS POINTS!!!?:D

[TXFOOSBALL]

there would be a lot of factors involved in that.
1) price of cookie can range from $400 to $700
2)size of cookie
3)is it being cut into halves, quarters, eights, 20's, ect...
4)are you selling weight or dubs, or straight
5)what time of day. early morning hours dimes go for twenty
6)how soft hearted are you when it come to giving credit?
7)do i need to go on or do I GET MY BONUS POINTS!!!?:D

I bet you can make a dollar out of 15 cents.

[LPMOM]

I bet you can make a dollar out of 15 cents.

Happy Birthday! even if i'm 2 days late in telling you.:D

[TXFOOSBALL]

Happy Birthday! even if i'm 2 days late in telling you.:D

Thank you very much! You're the only one who said something:cry My bday was yesterday...turned 25. I am so freakin old...I still act like a child though

[CoveMom]

I'm convinced that they have crack in them.

Not anymore. The crack has been redistributed to the Hot Pockets people for their Hot Pockets Calzones.

CoveMom's new bad habit.

http://www.hotpockets.com/calzones/products/products.asp?ID=412#10765

[mad_fan]

Not anymore. The crack has been redistributed to the Hot Pockets people for their Hot Pockets Calzones.

CoveMom's new bad habit.

http://www.hotpockets.com/calzones/products/products.asp?ID=412#10765

Hmmmm...
I've often looked a 'hot pockets' and thought...CoveMom...;)

[CoveMom]

Hmmmm...
I've often looked a 'hot pockets' and thought...CoveMom...;)

You a lie! :p

[ktCarl]

Lemon creme cookies are better than Oreos.

[okt0ber]

Lemon creme cookies are better than Oreos.

Bull.

[Miss Kitty]

This thread confuses me but let me see if I get it?

Dada thinks golden oreos make you nuts.
LUFPAN discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones.
Stevefox types in a foreign language.
RedRage is confused (about allot of things) :p
Mad-fan has looked up questionable things on the internet before and knows what can happen.
Dada reads "Welcome to my Black Panther Party" to write some of his posts. :D
Hum398 is into Drag.
TXFOOSBALL likes the Pink Sugar cookies.
STJL41 doesn't like Waco.
Niether does LPMOM.
LPMOM dunks her golden oreos but does not know how much they cost. :confused:
Cookies have different prices between Elementary and Jr. High although I thought they took all junk food out of the vending machines in schools now.
Matthew2000 likes pink sugar cookies too but he likes to put them in a plastic bag and crush them.
Dada wants us to believe he watches the Discovery Channel.
EagleDude likes to combine his cookies.
Matthew2000 likes rhyming words and should probably go on Million Dollar Password.
TXFOOSBALL likes to touch cookies.
Dada touches his cookies while watching T.V.
Cookies make your heart explode.
Dada doesn't like fat birds.
Matthew2000 takes viagra.
Dada takes viagra but it doesn't work for him so he has to fake it.
Dada has a stupid friend and that friend has a stupid girlfriend if she believed him.
DawgFan likes Waco.
Slorch discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones like LUFPAN.
LPMOM is the financial analyst of cookies.
We ALL missed TXFOOSBALL's birthday.
CoveMom is hooked on Hot Pockets.
Mad_fan has a hot pocket fettish.
KtCarl likes lemon creams.
October disagrees.

Is that close?

Happy Birthday TXFOOSBALL. :)

[dada]

This thread confuses me but let me see if I get it?

Dada thinks golden oreos make you nuts.
LUFPAN discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones.
Stevefox types in a foreign language.
RedRage is confused (about allot of things) :p
Mad-fan has looked up questionable things on the internet before and knows what can happen.
Dada reads "Welcome to my Black Panther Party" to write some of his posts. :D
Hum398 is into Drag.
TXFOOSBALL likes the Pink Sugar cookies.
STJL41 doesn't like Waco.
Nieth does LPMOM.
LPMOM dunks her golden oreos but does not know how much they cost. :confused:
Cookies have different prices between Elementary and Jr. High although I thought they took all junk food out of the vending machines in schools now.
Matthew2000 likes pink sugar cookies too but he likes to put them in a plastic bag and crush them.
Dada wants us to believe he watches the Discovery Channel.
EagleDude likes to combine his cookies.
Matthew2000 likes rhyming words and should probably go on Million Dollar Password.
TXFOOSBALL likes to touch cookies.
Dada touches his cookies while watching T.V.
Cookies make you heart explode.
Dada doesn't like fat birds.
Matthew2000 takes viagra.
Dada takes viagra but it doesn't work for him so he has to fake it.
Dada has a stupid friend and that friend has a stupid girlfriend if she believed him.
DawgFan likes Waco.
Slorch discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones like LUFPAN.
LPMOM is the financial analyst of cookies.
We ALL missed TXFOOSBALL's birthday.
CoveMom is hooked on Hot Pockets.
Mad_fan has a hot pocket fettish.
KtCarl likes lemon creams.
October disagrees.

Is that close?

Happy Birthday TXFOOSBALL. :)

LMAO.....no comment.

[okt0ber]

This thread confuses me but let me see if I get it?

Dada thinks golden oreos make you nuts.
LUFPAN discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones.
Stevefox types in a foreign language.
RedRage is confused (about allot of things) :p
Mad-fan has looked up questionable things on the internet before and knows what can happen.
Dada reads "Welcome to my Black Panther Party" to write some of his posts. :D
Hum398 is into Drag.
TXFOOSBALL likes the Pink Sugar cookies.
STJL41 doesn't like Waco.
Niether does LPMOM.
LPMOM dunks her golden oreos but does not know how much they cost. :confused:
Cookies have different prices between Elementary and Jr. High although I thought they took all junk food out of the vending machines in schools now.
Matthew2000 likes pink sugar cookies too but he likes to put them in a plastic bag and crush them.
Dada wants us to believe he watches the Discovery Channel.
EagleDude likes to combine his cookies.
Matthew2000 likes rhyming words and should probably go on Million Dollar Password.
TXFOOSBALL likes to touch cookies.
Dada touches his cookies while watching T.V.
Cookies make your heart explode.
Dada doesn't like fat birds.
Matthew2000 takes viagra.
Dada takes viagra but it doesn't work for him so he has to fake it.
Dada has a stupid friend and that friend has a stupid girlfriend if she believed him.
DawgFan likes Waco.
Slorch discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones like LUFPAN.
LPMOM is the financial analyst of cookies.
We ALL missed TXFOOSBALL's birthday.
CoveMom is hooked on Hot Pockets.
Mad_fan has a hot pocket fettish.
KtCarl likes lemon creams.
October disagrees.

Is that close?

Happy Birthday TXFOOSBALL. :)

I disagree

[Miss Kitty]

I disagree

Well at least I had that one right. :eek:

[mad_fan]

This thread confuses me but let me see if I get it?

Dada thinks golden oreos make you nuts.
LUFPAN discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones.
Stevefox types in a foreign language.
RedRage is confused (about allot of things) :p
Mad-fan has looked up questionable things on the internet before and knows what can happen.
Dada reads "Welcome to my Black Panther Party" to write some of his posts. :D
Hum398 is into Drag.
TXFOOSBALL likes the Pink Sugar cookies.
STJL41 doesn't like Waco.
Niether does LPMOM.
LPMOM dunks her golden oreos but does not know how much they cost. :confused:
Cookies have different prices between Elementary and Jr. High although I thought they took all junk food out of the vending machines in schools now.
Matthew2000 likes pink sugar cookies too but he likes to put them in a plastic bag and crush them.
Dada wants us to believe he watches the Discovery Channel.
EagleDude likes to combine his cookies.
Matthew2000 likes rhyming words and should probably go on Million Dollar Password.
TXFOOSBALL likes to touch cookies.
Dada touches his cookies while watching T.V.
Cookies make your heart explode.
Dada doesn't like fat birds.
Matthew2000 takes viagra.
Dada takes viagra but it doesn't work for him so he has to fake it.
Dada has a stupid friend and that friend has a stupid girlfriend if she believed him.
DawgFan likes Waco.
Slorch discriminates against all oreos but the white fluffy ones like LUFPAN.
LPMOM is the financial analyst of cookies.
We ALL missed TXFOOSBALL's birthday.
CoveMom is hooked on Hot Pockets.
Mad_fan has a hot pocket fettish.
KtCarl likes lemon creams.
October disagrees.

Is that close?

Happy Birthday TXFOOSBALL. :)



Google 'Hot Pockets'...I double dare you...:D

[Miss Kitty]

Google 'Hot Pockets'...I double dare you...:D

no way.....I don't want to see your picture on there :D

[mad_fan]

no way.....I don't want to see your picture on there :D

A really bad Ryan O'Neil movie comes to mind...
But I can't remember the name of it...:o

[ktCarl]

Google 'Hot Pockets'...I double dare you...:D


I took on your dare and nothing happened. :confused:

[Miss Kitty]

I took on your dare and nothing happened. :confused:

Were you expecting KTFiend to pop up? :D

[mad_fan]

I took on your dare and nothing happened. :confused:

You aren't doing it right...:p

[mad_fan]

Were you expecting KTFiend to pop up? :D

:eek:...
Link???:D