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JMSFan
01-07-2008, 07:00 AM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the
counter and says, "Hi ... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really
rather have a job."



The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her
overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be
provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
is
$200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"



The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

LUFPAN
01-07-2008, 08:18 AM
Funny but the KT's don't like curse words since this is a family friendly site....might be a good idea to edit this one.