If you were an animal

[jakerz]

What would you be?

Brohma Bull all the way :cool:

[t-long20]

Wow ive never heard of a brohma bull, is that a new type of bull?

[jakerz]

Wow ive never heard of a brohma bull, is that a new type of bull?

n00b. Are you sure you live in Texas?

[t-long20]

n00b. Are you sure you live in Texas?

its called a BRAHMA BULL idiot not a brohma bull

[AHS06]

n00b. Are you sure you live in Texas?

are you sure you live in texas? it might be a brAhma, not brOhma.

[AHS06]

manbearpig

http://pic30.picturetrail.com/VOL1552/6903121/17214617/292336844.jpg

[jakerz]

are you sure you live in texas? it might be a brAhma, not brOhma.

oh no you didnt

[Reaganrattler07]

oh no you didnt

HAHAHAHAHA.

I opened this thread and was like "Wtf is a brohma....Does he mean Brahma?"

[jtk1519]

jtk = shaggy Bevo

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/883267/2/istockphoto_883267_cow.jpg

[BDB]

http://living.onstable.com/wp-images/rhino.jpg

rhino pwns noobs

[AHS06]

but manbearpig gets the pooty

[BDB]

but manbearpig gets the pooty

rhino takes the trim

[Favpack]

I'd probably be a Panda bear. Don't mess with the Panda.

[KT2000]

Falcon.

[okt0ber]

its called a BRAHMA BULL idiot not a brohma bull

Brohma isnt even the right way of saying it, LOL....

It's Brahma, like you say the word pray.

[jakerz]

Brohma isnt even the right way of saying it, LOL....

It's Brahma, like you say the word pray.

I'm gonna pick ahead for oct0ber...

*Fairy*

[BDB]

fairy? that's not an animal...... try unicorn

[jakerz]

fairy? that's not an animal...... try unicorn

b*tch who says a fairy is not an animal? I think the gay guy would know...0ct0b3r...who you got?

[AHS06]

or a liger

[jakerz]

or a liger

mexican panda bear

[AHS06]

mexican panda bear


you mean prez?

[BDB]

you mean prez?

i am not black and white.

[jakerz]

i am not black and white.

Thats what they all say

[BDB]

Thats what they all say

......... how the hell do you respond to that?

[okt0ber]

or a liger

you stole mine, :Censor:!

[okt0ber]

i am not black and white.


Yeah but you're a mixture of the two, so same thing.

[LP-79]

I would be a Hound Dog! Chase MissKitty around the block:cool:

[TheBigPeach]

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/bulldog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/bulldog-0287.jpg

hell ya.

[jakerz]

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/bulldog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/bulldog-0287.jpg

hell ya.

OSU fans these days...

[jtk1519]

i am not black and white.

You're peanut butter.

[TheBigPeach]

OSU fans these days...

I dont get it?

On another note, Bulldogs are fricken awsome.

[BoomerSooner]

http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2007/03/knut_bear_cub.jpg

[Reaganrattler07]

http://www.ccwater.com/losvaqueros/images/Rattler2.gif

[slorch]

Wow ive never heard of a brohma bull, is that a new type of bull?

yeah, they're from Louisville, though...:rolleyes::D

[t-long20]

I would be a white siberian tiger, I would be king of the jungle
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Ron-Kimball/White-Tiger-Sitting-Print-C10001346.jpeg

[BDB]

You're peanut butter.

it does the body good ;)

[BDB]

I would be a white siberian tiger
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Ron-Kimball/White-Tiger-Sitting-Print-C10001346.jpeg

is that because you have a man-crush on zigfried or roy?

[yankee]

http://i10.tinypic.com/73afyow.jpg


i'd be an ***.

[stevefoxsc]

http://www.dragbike.com/news/features/hayabusa_bird.jpg

[t-long20]

is that because you have a man-crush on zigfried or roy?

Are those the names of your imaginary friends?

[BDB]

Are those the names of your imaginary friends?

actually their names are Castor, and Wanda.

[t-long20]

actually their names are Castor, and Wanda.

close enough..

[BDB]

close enough..

lies! YOU WILL NOT MESS WITH CASTOR OR WANDA!

[t-long20]

lies! YOU WILL NOT MESS WITH CASTOR OR WANDA!

thats what she said

[BDB]

thats what she said

she knows what's going, that's why ;)

[slorch]

http://www.mmc.gov/species/images/killerwhale.jpg

[Firebird]

http://www.godzillatemple.com/photos/godzilla78.jpg

[coriv]

I would be a shark with a laser on my head.

[RATTLERS316]

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

[okt0ber]

http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2007/03/knut_bear_cub.jpg

There are no women here for you to pick up. Cut the mushy stuff.

[okt0ber]

http://www.ccwater.com/losvaqueros/images/Rattler2.gif

:rolleyes:

[Miss Kitty]

I would be a Hound Dog! Chase MissKitty around the block:cool:

:)

[dada]

Orca all the way.....but I would be able to fly and walk on land too.

[Mhs06]

Dolphin ftw.

[dada]

Dolphin ftw.

A little Dolphin triva...Humans and Dolphins are the only mamamals that have sex for plesure.....everyone else has to be "in season"....good pick.

[TXFOOSBALL]

A little Dolphin triva...Humans and Dolphins are the only mamamals that have sex for plesure.....everyone else has to be "in season"....good pick.

Yea...have you seen that guy who has sex with dolphins. i heard him on howard...he is a nasty man

[dada]

Yea...have you seen that guy who has sex with dolphins. i heard him on howard...he is a nasty man

LOL...no...I havent heard about it....what was his reasoning? LMAO

[Miss Kitty]

I think I would be a cat.

[TXFOOSBALL]

LOL...no...I havent heard about it....what was his reasoning? LMAO


He is crazy...read this nutty stuff

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

[dada]

He is crazy...read this nutty stuff

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

That's SICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXFOOSBALL]

That's SICK!!!!!!!!!!!

I was a little jealous of one aspect of the dolphin......'Dolphin males have a prehensile *****. They can wrap it around objects and carry them'

[LUFPAN]

http://www.home.no/pittpull/pittpull/panther.jpg

[BDB]

I was a little jealous of one aspect of the dolphin......'Dolphin males have a prehensile *****. They can wrap it around objects and carry them'

it's their version of an arm

[dada]

I was a little jealous of one aspect of the dolphin......'Dolphin males have a prehensile *****. They can wrap it around objects and carry them'

You mean....everyone CAN'T do that??? :D

[BDB]

You mean....everyone CAN'T do that??? :D

you SOB dada.... i told you not to make other feel inferior :D

[TXFOOSBALL]

You mean....everyone CAN'T do that??? :D

LMFAO!!! :notworthy

[dada]

LMFAO!!! :notworthy

LMAO......:notworthy Wow...learn something new everyday.....I thought it was a man thing....lol

[Miss Kitty]

You mean....everyone CAN'T do that??? :D

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[slorch]

LUFPAN, this is supposed to be "what if," not "what are you?:D"

LP!!! LP!!! LP!!!

[EagleDude73]

So I shouldn't let my kids watch reruns of 'Flipper' anymore?

[BDB]

So I shouldn't let my kids watch reruns of 'Flipper' anymore?

his name is flipper flipper flipper sexy as lightnin

[dada]

So I shouldn't let my kids watch reruns of 'Flipper' anymore?

Flipper is a FREAK!....His real name is James:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSkAOU8vvA

[Reaganrattler07]

You mean....everyone CAN'T do that??? :D

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

...uh oh.

I wonder how many pms dada may have gotten after saying this :laugh

[dada]

...uh oh.

I wonder how many pms dada may have gotten after saying this :laugh

Have you eva been to Bangkok?

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/3178686400.jpg

[Miss Kitty]

...uh oh.

I wonder how many pms dada may have gotten after saying this :laugh

I haven't sent him any. I am afraid of what he would type a return PM with. :eek:

[Reaganrattler07]

Have you eva been to Bangkok?

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/dada4w/3178686400.jpg

....*scared* I don't wanna answer that!!!!

[Reaganrattler07]

I'm listening to "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang...and I think some of the lyrics would be appropriate here.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0&feature=related

[SV61]

Chupacabra:

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t58/rpattersonII/chupacabra2.gif

AaaaaWHOOOAAAA.

Well, that or a Big ol Bull.

[J-Rock Mom]

Chupacabra:

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t58/rpattersonII/chupacabra2.gif

AaaaaWHOOOAAAA.

Well, that or a Big ol Bull.

Now that is Flipping Ugly!!!!

[SV61]

Now that is Flipping Ugly!!!!

You ought to see me BEFORE I comb my hair!!!

:eek:

:D

[J-Rock Mom]

You ought to see me BEFORE I comb my hair!!!

:eek:

:D

:eek:

:laugh

[jakerz]

oh my god


The Male:

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

[jrock210]

http://teacherlink.ed.usu.edu/tlnasa/pictures/litho/BlankBrant/image003.jpg

[BDB]

oh my god

:eek::puke

[BDB]

rocket

DUDE..... thats not even an animal

[jrock210]

DUDE..... thats not even an animal

I know a Mexican aint an animal either lol

[jakerz]

I know a Mexican aint an animal either lol

Sorry but I'm gonna have to say NEXT ------->>>>>>>>

[jrock210]

Sorry but I'm gonna have to say NEXT ------->>>>>>>>

haha I know I'd be a rocket if I could be an animal though

[Reaganrattler07]

haha I know I'd be a rocket if I could be an animal though

A rocket = an animal huh?

Wow, Judson high really devotes a lot to academics....

[BoomerSooner]

There are no women here for you to pick up. Cut the mushy stuff.

It was worth a shot. But still, I'll grow to be a huge *** bear, that'd be awesome.

[mad_fan]

DUDE..... thats not even an animal

He's the monkey 'driving' the rocket...:D

[BDB]

I know a Mexican aint an animal either lol

if you will read the first page you will clearly see that i said rhino.....not "mexican".

[J-Rock Mom]

http://www.fairfieldtours.com/pics/user/cheetas%20-%20fftg005.jpg

I would be a cheeta....

[jakerz]

I change my mind... I would be a worm

[eingedikid]

Mountain Lion. They are highly adaptable to practically anywhere in the western hemisphere; hence you get the Patagonia Puma, the Florida Panther, and the Cougar/Mountain Lion just about anywhere else. They are even starting to show up once again in places that were thought to no longer have them, such as Minnesota and West Virginia (I think).