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10-10-2005, 07:37 PM
Call it over-stimulation...
I know you guys are wondering why I haven't chimed in on the events of this past weekend. ...................I was awe-struck,dumbfounded...and really intoxicated...
First off ...Friday night...the Pack won...what else is new?
Saturday...My beloved Longhorns absolutely manhandled the inbred trailer trash heathens from Norman. Rhett Bomar looked like Archie Manning circa 1981...Dude was on the deck more times than Mop n' Glo. I had a very intimate and detailed conversation with Bob Stoops from the 2nd Qtr. until the end of the game.....I tried to talk him into throwing his visor...he wouldn't do it...So I went on a rant about him being a punk...and the fact that his parents were never married....calling him various colorful names...and throwing various objects...errrrrrrrrrr....empty Miller Lite cans...at him...he wouldn't budge. Seems ol' Stoopy has grown quite accustomed to Wideman's rants...he just smirked and went on about his business...which was getting the brakes beaten off and thrown at him...at the hands of Superman...
Let's just say it was a fine day in the Wideman house....
Sunday...wow...where do I start...well...there was marathon game that the BETTER half and I watched from start to finish. Astros won! Milo said Holy Toledo!...and the rest in history...I love it! I missed the majority of the Cowboys game...we were flipping back and forth....but from what I saw...by the end of the game ...Andy Reid should call the Big Tuna ...Daddy.
I was exhausted by the end of this weekend... Emotions ran rampant...and every freakin' one of my teams won...!!!! 3 of them won in dramatic fashion...
and it's Monday night ...7:35 central time...and ou still sucks!!!
Hook 'em
I know you guys are wondering why I haven't chimed in on the events of this past weekend. ...................I was awe-struck,dumbfounded...and really intoxicated...
First off ...Friday night...the Pack won...what else is new?
Saturday...My beloved Longhorns absolutely manhandled the inbred trailer trash heathens from Norman. Rhett Bomar looked like Archie Manning circa 1981...Dude was on the deck more times than Mop n' Glo. I had a very intimate and detailed conversation with Bob Stoops from the 2nd Qtr. until the end of the game.....I tried to talk him into throwing his visor...he wouldn't do it...So I went on a rant about him being a punk...and the fact that his parents were never married....calling him various colorful names...and throwing various objects...errrrrrrrrrr....empty Miller Lite cans...at him...he wouldn't budge. Seems ol' Stoopy has grown quite accustomed to Wideman's rants...he just smirked and went on about his business...which was getting the brakes beaten off and thrown at him...at the hands of Superman...
Let's just say it was a fine day in the Wideman house....
Sunday...wow...where do I start...well...there was marathon game that the BETTER half and I watched from start to finish. Astros won! Milo said Holy Toledo!...and the rest in history...I love it! I missed the majority of the Cowboys game...we were flipping back and forth....but from what I saw...by the end of the game ...Andy Reid should call the Big Tuna ...Daddy.
I was exhausted by the end of this weekend... Emotions ran rampant...and every freakin' one of my teams won...!!!! 3 of them won in dramatic fashion...
and it's Monday night ...7:35 central time...and ou still sucks!!!
Hook 'em