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pack0808
10-03-2005, 08:59 AM
My sister sent this one to me and i figured some of you Longhorn fans would love it. :D Read Below.



City officials just announced the Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:


Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio


Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette


Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas


Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC


Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston


Longhorns use 290 West to Austin


Aggies use 610 Loop :D :D
jtk1519
10-03-2005, 08:40 PM
I've heard that before, but it still makes me laugh. It is so easy to invison aggy in his car, driving around 610 trying to outrun the hurricane.
Dragon2Aggie
10-03-2005, 10:12 PM
too bad that joke was already posted on here like last week.. still not funny
ThEgReAtOnE
10-03-2005, 10:19 PM
too bad that joke was already posted on here like last week.. still not funny

I actually posted a "non-racial" version of that joke a month ago. It was kinda funny!
AllenEagle06
10-03-2005, 10:59 PM
too bad that joke was already posted on here like last week.. still not funny

Of course it's not funny to you because you go to A&M. :p
Dragon2Aggie
10-03-2005, 11:12 PM
too bad its not funny because it's just not funny...hey guess what southlake carroll beats ya'll in football
LeanderLions3033
10-03-2005, 11:16 PM
too bad its not funny because it's just not funny...hey guess what southlake carroll beats ya'll in football

Not only do htey beat everyone, but as of right now they could probably beat A&M. Greg McElroy would throw for 300+ yards on that A&M secondary and Renfro and Jacobsen would have a field day.
mtbray
10-04-2005, 01:13 AM
too bad its not funny because it's just not funny...hey guess what southlake carroll beats ya'll in football

heeeey guess what TU beats M&A in football!!!


(again)
GoOwls
10-04-2005, 02:29 AM
too bad that joke was already posted on here like last week.. still not funny

Well, how about this one:

Two aggy went duck hunting, they'd been there a long time and hadn't gotten any ducks.
The first aggy said, "I wonder why we ain't killed no ducks yet"?
The second aggy says, "Maybe we ain't throwin' the dawg up high enough".

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

How about this one:

What's gross ignorance?
144 aggy.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

How about this one: (it's an aggy and OU joke)

Did you hear about the aggy that moved from Texas to Oklahoma and raised the average IQ of both states?

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

How about this one:

Why doesn't aggy like to play Texas Tech?
Because they have TT on their helmets.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!.....................
wide-e-wide
10-04-2005, 07:19 AM
ooh...ooh...I wanna play...

What about this one...

Remember that one time when aggy buried a bunch of dead dogs outside the stadium...and then made a special scoreboard so that the dead dogs could watch the score...and then they went to overtime.....WITH FREAKIN' BAYLOR!!!

That one was classic...
pack0808
10-04-2005, 10:54 AM
too bad its not funny because it's just not funny...hey guess what southlake carroll beats ya'll in football


Lord relax man it was just an innocent joke?? I did not know somebody used it in a different way last month or i would not have posted it. sorry :rolleyes?? LOL
garlandowl08
10-04-2005, 01:34 PM
if the "my team beats your team" comment wasn't enough, I think he was being a bit sarcastic...
GTown02
10-04-2005, 03:31 PM
Did you hear there aren't any cold drinks at College Station any more?

They lost their recipe for ice. :D

**edit** found this one too... kind of long, but funny :D

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction, and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look
Michael, see what I have made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"what is it?" "It's a planet" replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to
different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of
great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor, the
Middle East over there, will be a Hot Spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The
Archangel, impressed by Gods' work, then pointed to a particularly fine
place. "What's that?" "Ah," said God, "Austin, Texas. The most glorious
place on Earth. There are beautiful women and an exquisite campus, and it is
called 'The University of Texas at Austin'. The people from Austin are going
to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found
traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and
high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them winning athletic teams who
will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in
wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You
said there would be balance." God replied, "Wait until you see the
loud-mouth a** holes I'm putting next to them in College Station."
garlandowl08
10-04-2005, 07:20 PM
uhh...that was wholly innaccurate minus about half of the sports thing...
GTown02
10-04-2005, 07:39 PM
uhh...that was wholly innaccurate minus about half of the sports thing...
If your talking about mine... its a JOKE... not supposed to be realistic... if not; carry on and disregard.
GoOwls
10-04-2005, 08:13 PM
aggy doesn't get humor cause aggy is humor. :D
Dragon2Aggie
10-04-2005, 10:26 PM
ya'll are really funny! have you ever thought of a career as a comedian?
jtk1519
10-04-2005, 10:57 PM
I had a good talk with my great-grandfather the other night. He's a proud aggy grad from 1955 (he was attending earlier, but he left to fight in WWII). We got to laughing about all the aggy jokes (he takes them in stride), but he told me that aggy has been laughed at for years. I was interested to learn from him that aggy has been the butt of jokings longer than most of us have been alive. He had heard the above mentioned joke about aggy on 610, but when I mentioned it, he bisted out in laughter again.
TheProphet
10-09-2005, 12:52 AM
hey guess what not only is A&M pathetic...but katy but yall in football and will do it again
sltnusmc
10-09-2005, 11:12 AM
How can you tell if an aggy has been in your back yard?

The trash can has been licked clean and the dog is pregnant.
dragonfootballfan
10-09-2005, 11:28 AM
too bad its not funny because it's just not funny...hey guess what southlake carroll beats ya'll in football
It is funny.........hey guess what almost everyone beats ya'll in football
TheProphet
10-09-2005, 01:00 PM
dragon -
are you saying almost everyone beats katy in football?
dragonfootballfan
10-09-2005, 01:46 PM
dragon -
are you saying almost everyone beats katy in football?
no I am saying that almost everyone beats aggy in football
TheProphet
10-09-2005, 09:42 PM
o lol my bad man, my bad, im a hornsfan just so you know