CyFair'86
08-13-2007, 10:36 PM
A priest and rabbi were talking one day and their personal lives came into the discussion.
The priest asks the rabbi, "You know you aren't supposed to eat pork but I was wondering if you ever slipped up and ate it?"
The rabbi hangs his head and says, " Sadly I have. I ate a ham sandwhich once."
The priest says, "You should be ashamed."
The rabbi then asks the priest, "You know you guys are supposed to be celebate. Have you ever slipped?"
The priest responds, "Yes, I know it's wrong but I did have a woman."
The rabbi says, "How do you feel about that?"
The priest says, "Well I'll tell you one thing. It beats the heck out of a ham sandwhich."
The priest asks the rabbi, "You know you aren't supposed to eat pork but I was wondering if you ever slipped up and ate it?"
The rabbi hangs his head and says, " Sadly I have. I ate a ham sandwhich once."
The priest says, "You should be ashamed."
The rabbi then asks the priest, "You know you guys are supposed to be celebate. Have you ever slipped?"
The priest responds, "Yes, I know it's wrong but I did have a woman."
The rabbi says, "How do you feel about that?"
The priest says, "Well I'll tell you one thing. It beats the heck out of a ham sandwhich."