I have a confession

[jtk1519]

For the majority of my pre and post pubescent life, I have had a serious crush on Madonna. I suppose it started with Dick Tracey (which I'm watching right now, hence this thread). I was 8 or so when it came out and I've pretty well liked to look at her since. Don't get me wrong, I think she's pretentious, probably unbearably arrogant, Webster's defines "tramp" with her picture and I think most of her music sucks, but she's easy on the eyes and she's older than my Mother. She's aged about as well as you can.

http://www.thehimalayantimes.com/Aeon/News/2007/04/21/images/200704210212082.jpghttp://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/madonna.jpg

Definitely a MILF. Now, flame away.

[mad_fan]

She'll just poke your eye out...

[slorch]

you are definitely wrong on this one. First of all, she's pretty much braindead. granted, that may not be a prerequisite for some folks, but it matters to me.

secondly she's been ridden more times than the little horsey rides in front of WalMart.

thirdly( in a HOF discussion context) she wasn't even the best player at her position in her era. Whitney Houston- better singer, Paula Abdul- better performer/ dancer, and Shania Twain- waaaay sexier!

[SLC93]

It's all good jtk but you're forgetting one of the most important rules for a healthy, long lasting life. Please see below.

#1 - Though shall not go where Dennis Rodman has been..............EVER! This includes, but is not limited to, Madonna & Carmen Electra.

[SLC93]

you are definitely wrong on this one. First of all, she's pretty much braindead. granted, that may not be a prerequisite for some folks, but it matters to me.

secondly she's been ridden more times than the little horsey rides in front of WalMart.
thirdly( in a HOF discussion context) she wasn't even the best player at her position in her era. Whitney Houston- better singer, Paula Abdul- better performer/ dancer, and Shania Twain- waaaay sexier!

:eek: :D LMFAO :D :eek:

[toddg]

the london version-with the british accent....or the american version with the jersey accent?

[lonny23]

you are definitely wrong on this one. First of all, she's pretty much braindead. granted, that may not be a prerequisite for some folks, but it matters to me.

secondly she's been ridden more times than the little horsey rides in front of WalMart.

thirdly( in a HOF discussion context) she wasn't even the best player at her position in her era. Whitney Houston- better singer, Paula Abdul- better performer/ dancer, and Shania Twain- waaaay sexier!
NM.

[lonny23]

you are definitely wrong on this one. First of all, she's pretty much braindead. granted, that may not be a prerequisite for some folks, but it matters to me.

secondly she's been ridden more times than the little horsey rides in front of WalMart.

thirdly( in a HOF discussion context) she wasn't even the best player at her position in her era. Whitney Houston- better singer, Paula Abdul- better performer/ dancer, and Shania Twain- waaaay sexier!
This is for any of you guys to answer.

Between Madonna, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul, and Shania Twain, which one did I have a poster of?

[toddg]

This is for any of you guys to answer.

Between Madonna, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul, and Shania Twain, which one did I have a poster of?

thats my guess..., but in the mid 80s everybody had that poster of madonna in that black sweater that showed "just enough":D

[jtk1519]

Hey, I'm not looking for a relationship here. If I want that, I'll be proposing to Shania who's hot as hell herself and probably as nice as a Canadian can be. If I want to party, I'm probably hanging out with Paula (though she is still hot too). If I want to get high, lose a ton of weight and romance Kevin Costner, I'm calling up Whitney. Madonna would serve a different purpose. :cool:

[slorch]

This is for any of you guys to answer.

Between Madonna, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul, and Shania Twain, which one did I have a poster of?

ru paul?

[slorch]

Hey, I'm not looking for a relationship here. If I want that, I'll be proposing to Shania who's hot as hell herself and probably as nice as a Canadian can be. If I want to party, I'm probably hanging out with Paula (though she is still hot too). If I want to get high, lose a ton of weight and romance Kevin Costner, I'm calling up Whitney. Madonna would serve a different purpose. :cool:

It's Janet...if you're nasty.

That line alone puts her ahead of the hype mongerer. modonna is to the MTV generation what USC is to Mark May. I bet janet is/ was more fun.

[78 Spartan]

I liked early Madonna when it was pure sex appeal, but like most superstars in the entertainment field, she lost me when she started confusing herself with a philosopher.

But yeah, for a 50 something, she's still pretty hot, in a slutty kind of way.

Hey I have a question for you young guys: who looked at Jessica Alba and decided she should be the invisible woman? What a wasted concept.

[SLC93]

I liked early Madonna when it was pure sex appeal, but like most superstars in the entertainment field, she lost me when she started confusing herself with a philosopher.

But yeah, for a 50 something, she's still pretty hot, in a slutty kind of way.

Hey I have a question for you young guys: who looked at Jessica Alba and decided she should be the invisible woman? What a wasted concept.

:D :D Amen Spartan, amen. :D :D

[mad_fan]

This is for any of you guys to answer.

Between Madonna, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul, and Shania Twain, which one did I have a poster of?

Farrah Fawcett...:eek:

[SLC93]

This is for any of you guys to answer.

Between Madonna, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul, and Shania Twain, which one did I have a poster of?

None of the above. I have you pegged for a Heather Locklear guy.:D

[jtk1519]

Lonny had a poster of Spike Dykes in a bikini on his wall.

[MidLineOption73]

I am with you. I have been crushing on Madonna since '84 with her Like a Virgin" VDO and then her performance on the '84 MTV VDO Music Awards. :cool:

[SLC93]

Lonny had a poster of Spike Dykes in a bikini on his wall.

:puke :puke :puke :puke :puke

[lonny23]

Lonny had a poster of Spike Dykes in a bikini on his wall.
With an answer like that, i want to see what some more people have to say!:D

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

secondly she's been ridden more times than the little horsey rides in front of WalMart

LMAO!!!

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Lonny had a poster of Spike Dykes in a bikini on his wall.

With dried-up ***** stains next to the poster!

[lonny23]

None of the above. I have you pegged for a Heather Locklear guy.:D
Hey, I liked her. I'll tell you somebody that still impresses me and that's Christie Brinkley. We're talking about somebody that was hot before I reached puberty and she still looks good with me on the backside of 30!

[slorch]

With dried-up ***** stains next to the poster!

spit, as in tobacco


Hey don't believe for a minute Lonny is classy enough to have ole Spike on his wall. he probably has David McWilliams...or even R.C.:D

They don't make 'em like Spike any more, and we're all lesser for it. Spike is one of the good guys, no matter what school you rooted for.

[jtk1519]

With an answer like that, i want to see what some more people have to say!:D

So you don't deny it. Interesting.

[lonny23]

So you don't deny it. Interesting.
I just want to see how creative people are.

[jtk1519]

I just want to see how creative people are.

We got you as a kid in a room with an image of a half naked Spike Dykes surrounded by questionable stains. Does it get any more creative?

[lonny23]

We got you as a kid in a room with an image of a half naked Spike Dykes surrounded by questionable stains. Does it get any more creative?
That's about as creative as you can get.

[lonny23]

The answer to the question was Whitney Houston.

The posters of other women to hang on my walls in the past have been:

Tyra Banks
Toni Braxton
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey

That might be the whole list, too. The amazing thing is there haven't been any blondes to hang on my wall.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

The answer to the question was Whitney Houston.

The posters of other women to hang on my walls in the past have been:

Tyra Banks
Toni Braxton
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey

That might be the whole list, too. The amazing thing is there haven't been any blondes to hang on my wall.

Lonny, my man! You have great taste!

[78 Spartan]

The answer to the question was Whitney Houston.

The posters of other women to hang on my walls in the past have been:

Tyra Banks
Toni Braxton
Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey

That might be the whole list, too. The amazing thing is there haven't been any blondes to hang on my wall.

Toni Braxton was seriously hot. What happened to her? Haven't seen or heard anything out of her since she was dating those two Dallas Mavericks.

[Bobcat81]

Jaclyn Smith & Rachel Mclish... My two hotties of the century. 20th that is ;)

Doesn't get any better than that!

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Toni Braxton was seriously hot. What happened to her? Haven't seen or heard anything out of her since she was dating those two Dallas Mavericks.

Don't know where she is right now, but, after she made Jason Kidd and Jim Jackson look like a@@es, she started dating former Patriot/Jet running back Curtis Martin.

[SLC93]

Don't know where she is right now, but, after she made Jason Kidd and Jim Jackson look like a@@es, she started dating former Patriot/Jet running back Curtis Martin.

I never forgave her for splitting up the three J's. Because of the laughable state of the franchise at the time, we ended up losing all three of those guys. We didn't even have the good sense to know a Hall of Fame point guard when we had one back then. Damn you Hottie Braxton!:D

[ktCarl]

Hey, I liked her. I'll tell you somebody that still impresses me and that's Christie Brinkley. We're talking about somebody that was hot before I reached puberty and she still looks good with me on the backside of 30!

Heather be thy name!

I thought you liked Hasslehoff? :D

[ktCarl]

Jaclyn Smith & Rachel Mclish... My two hotties of the century. 20th that is ;)

Doesn't get any better than that!

BINGO DUDE!!! You have my eyes for women!!! I met Rachel McLish, got her autograph on a HOT photo of hers and she gave me a KISS also!!!!!!!!

You may now bow before me!!!

[Bobcat81]

BINGO DUDE!!! You have my eyes for women!!! I met Rachel McLish, got her autograph on a HOT photo of hers and she gave me a KISS also!!!!!!!!

You may now bow before me!!!

Oh..the envy!!

Where'd ya meet my woman at?

[Mac Is Back]

#1 - Though shall not go where Dennis Rodman has been..............EVER! This includes, but is not limited to, Madonna & Carmen Electra.

Man Law.

[dada]

I had Madonna first, I had a crush on her since "Get into the groove" "Lucky Star" and "Like a Virgin"

[SLC93]

Man Law.

;) :D

[GoOwls]

That's about as creative as you can get.

How about a poster of Spike Dykes and Norman Schwartzkopf in bikinis, hugging, with "The Pirate" in the corner watching them wringing his hands in delight? Questionable stains on the wall?????:eek: :D

Lonny's dream poster. :D

[ktCarl]

Oh..the envy!!

Where'd ya meet my woman at?

It was a Fitness Expose off of I-10 back in the early 80's. My knees buckled when she kissed me. My wife didn't think it was too cool but heck....it was Rachel McLish!!!!!

[lonny23]

Toni Braxton was seriously hot. What happened to her? Haven't seen or heard anything out of her since she was dating those two Dallas Mavericks.
Speaking of her, I never would've gone to her concert with Kenny G if I'd known she was going to destroy the Mavs!:D

[lonny23]

Don't know where she is right now, but, after she made Jason Kidd and Jim Jackson look like a@@es, she started dating former Patriot/Jet running back Curtis Martin.That went by the wayside, too. I think she got married awhile back. She got into money trouble and tried a comeback.

[lonny23]

I never forgave her for splitting up the three J's. Because of the laughable state of the franchise at the time, we ended up losing all three of those guys. We didn't even have the good sense to know a Hall of Fame point guard when we had one back then. Damn you Hottie Braxton!:D
You can blame the head coach of the Warriors for most of it. He traded 2/3 of the team in his first 10 days on the job as GM.

[lonny23]

Heather be thy name!

I thought you liked Hasslehoff? :D
That's Dirk's boy!:p

[slorch]

Speaking of her, I never would've gone to her concert with Kenny G if I'd known she was going to destroy the Mavs!:D

you went with Kenny G to a concert. It's all becoming clearer, and I'm scared for Spike, if his image is in fact on your wall...:rolleyes:

[jtk1519]

I have a feeling that Spike poster has been violated... many times.

[lonny23]

you went with Kenny G to a concert. It's all becoming clearer, and I'm scared for Spike, if his image is in fact on your wall...:rolleyes:
Nice try!:D It was a Toni Braxton/Kenny G concert in DC.

[SLC93]

You can blame the head coach of the Warriors for most of it. He traded 2/3 of the team in his first 10 days on the job as GM.

;)

[pack0808]

I have to admit that when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought jtk was going to admit his true sexual orientation and finally come out of the closet. I thought he was going to finally admit that he prefers livestock over humans. :eek: ;)

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

I never forgave her for splitting up the three J's. Because of the laughable state of the franchise at the time, we ended up losing all three of those guys. We didn't even have the good sense to know a Hall of Fame point guard when we had one back then. Damn you Hottie Braxton!:D

Tell me about it!:D

[jtk1519]

I have to admit that when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought jtk was going to admit his true sexual orientation and finally come out of the closet. I thought he was going to finally admit that he prefers livestock over humans. :eek: ;)

Is this your way of hitting on me? :confused:

[SLC93]

Is this your way of hitting on me? :confused:

:puke :puke :D :D

[ktCarl]

I have to admit that when I first saw the title of this thread, I thought jtk was going to admit his true sexual orientation and finally come out of the closet. I thought he was going to finally admit that he prefers livestock over humans. :eek: ;)

Do you think livestock would hit on a human that looks like Michael Moore? :puke

[jtk1519]

Do you think livestock would hit on a human that looks like Michael Moore? :puke

Something tells me that I'm going to regret ever having said that.

[ktCarl]

Something tells me that I'm going to regret ever having said that.

You can't look like MM since he's older than you and has probably spent many more years of intense workouts at Baskin Robbins than you.

[pack0808]

Is this your way of hitting on me? :confused:

awww that is sweet but no. I think I will stick with my beautiful wife.

[jtk1519]

You can't look like MM since he's older than you and has probably spent many more years of intense workouts at Baskin Robbins than you.

I don't really like ice cream.

[slorch]

I don't really like ice cream.

communist pinko!

[jtk1519]

communist pinko!

Aggie! :eek:

[slorch]

Aggie! :eek:

ok, maybe I was too harsh...:D

Blue Bell is about the closest thing I get to aggy...:p

[jtk1519]

ok, maybe I was too harsh...:D

Blue Bell is about the closest thing I get to aggy...:p

It's getting harder and harder to let you slide. ;)