5A TxFootball.com Forum All-star Line-up

[Favpack]

Ok, in honor of the All-star Break, let's get together and come up with a killer froum baseball roster. I have little assistance here, other than to say I'm for srue not on the team, here's my chip in for help:

Starting pitcher - Pack0808
Shortstop? - Dragonsdaddy

That's all I got and I'm guessing on DD. Feel free to nominate yourself, but let's keep it real.

[mad_fan]

Bench Warmer-Reaganrattler07

[Favpack]

Bench Warmer-Reaganrattler07

Cold, but duly noted - I'm with him although I might play right field if all other options are exhausted.

[slorch]

I think Dr Edward is at least a bench coach, if not manager.

I would put JTK up as a reliever, as in "Wild Thang" from Major League. You neevr know when you're gonna hit that last nerve.

Dada is probably CF, but would definately be the clubhouse prankster...:D

[yankee]

is this based on baseball playing ability or the ability to make educated/intriguing posts? i play baseball so the first works out ok, but not so much the second one...;)

[slorch]

is this based on baseball playing ability or the ability to make educated/intriguing posts? i play baseball so the first works out ok, but not so much the second one...;)

I was just going on tendencies and personality.

[mad_fan]

Cold, but duly noted - I'm with him although I might play right field if all other options are exhausted.

I'm get you said RIGHT...Wide's in LEFT field...

[Favpack]

is this based on baseball playing ability or the ability to make educated/intriguing posts? i play baseball so the first works out ok, but not so much the second one...;)

I guess we could take it either way, but I was going on actual baseball ability. And, the ability is a historic reference. I'm assuming Pack0808 has lost some heat off his 97 mph fastball.

[yankee]

some others up for nominations IMO...

farmer- because he's a baseball freak
tgo- well, we all know why
d08- b/c it's d08

[twcpfan1]

Everybody is assuming it's a baseball all star team. You should have picked football. At least you have 22 starters plus a kicker and a punter. Unless you're The Woodlands of course. Apparently they have 13 starters on defense.

[mad_fan]

I think Dr Edward is at least a bench coach, if not manager.

I would put JTK up as a reliever, as in "Wild Thang" from Major League. You neevr know when you're gonna hit that last nerve.

Dada is probably CF, but would definately be the clubhouse prankster...:D

No way he pitches in those heels...

[Favpack]

Everybody is assuming it's a baseball all star team. You should have picked football. At least you have 22 starters plus a kicker and a punter. Unless you're The Woodlands of course. Apparently they have 13 starters on defense.

I was just going on what sport is in season. But, I'm starting to think an actual roster may not be fielded here.

[slorch]

No way he pitches in those heels...

(Culture club in the back ground) I'll tumble for ya...

[jtk1519]

http://x24.xanga.com/82ba26360913558563109/z39258863.jpg

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

Everybody is assuming it's a baseball all star team. You should have picked football. At least you have 22 starters plus a kicker and a punter. Unless you're The Woodlands of course. Apparently they have 13 starters on defense.

The last part of that statement is cold-blooded!

[Miss Kitty]

The last part of that statement is cold-blooded!

But it was funny. :D

[BAMF cowboy]

I'll be the guy in the stands drinking beer and eating hot dogs, yelling profanity.

[svfootball45]

I'll be the designated hitter
what ever that is...i have never played baseball

[slorch]

in that case, you can be the Rover.:eek:

[twcpfan1]

I'll be the designated hitter
what ever that is...i have never played baseball

You're the fat, out of shape guy who can't field

[slorch]

You're the fat, out of shape guy who can't field

what's wrong with that?
signed,

Tony Gwynn- future HOFer

[jtk1519]

Did some twinkle-toed communist around here just take some kind of jab at Tony Gwynn?

[CoveMom]

Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!


I wanna be the batboy---er, GIRL !!!!!!!!!

Please pick me! Pick MEEEEE!!!!!


(or, if this is to be a regular season team, I WILL be the owner!)

:D

[DrEdward]

Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!


I wanna be the batboy---er, GIRL !!!!!!!!!

Please pick me! Pick MEEEEE!!!!!


(or, if this is to be a regular season team, I WILL be the owner!)

:D

If I'm the manager, I'll pick Mom.

[Mac Is Back]

I'll be the designated hitter
what ever that is...i have never played baseball

You can be the Yanks fan at Fenway Park.


Or, as it's known in Boston, Public Enemy No. 1

[Reaganrattler07]

Bench Warmer-Reaganrattler07

Lmao, and I didn't even expect my name to be mentioned!

[TheBigPeach]

Ok, in honor of the All-star Break, let's get together and come up with a killer froum baseball roster. I have little assistance here, other than to say I'm for srue not on the team, here's my chip in for help:

Starting pitcher - Pack0808
Shortstop? - Dragonsdaddy

That's all I got and I'm guessing on DD. Feel free to nominate yourself, but let's keep it real.

Can I be bat boy?

[CoveMom]

Can I be bat boy?

No. DrE picked me!

:p

[DrEdward]

No. DrE picked me!

:p

That's right and I'm a Torre style guy. I'm stickin' with my team.

[thestud]

i call centerfield

[mtbray]

I'll be General Manager or Chief Sabermetrician, if that's alright.

[slorch]

Did some twinkle-toed communist around here just take some kind of jab at Tony Gwynn?

no worse than defaming my beloved colors on rotten steer head...

[J-Rock Mom]

I'll be the catcher!!! Nothing will get by me!! LOL:p :D

[svfootball45]

I'll be the catcher!!! Nothing will get by me!! LOL:p :D

you can be left-out:p

[Owned05]

you can be left-out:p

Hahaha.

That was a pretty good one, man.

[Owned05]

i call centerfield

****'s weak, son..

[J-Rock Mom]

you can be left-out:p

Not funny!!!!!!:cry

[dragonsdaddy]

i think many of us would rather play on the right side than the left. and i prefer the outfield where i can show off my hose. i once had the great misfortune of unleashing the cannon and firing it over the backstop. the sucker just kept rising(i came right over the top with it). luckily it was a softball game with no one in attendance. i got all of it, as they say. not that it mattered since the catcher couldn't catch a cold.

[CoveMom]

you can be left-out:p

Not funny!!!!!!:cry

I shall speak to DrE. I believe that we can easily slide JRMom into the Salary and Payroll Disbursement position that just opened up.

Note to svfootball45: Your check's in the mail.................

[J-Rock Mom]

I shall speak to DrE. I believe that we can easily slide JRMom into the Salary and Payroll Disbursement position that just opened up.

Note to svfootball45: Your check's in the mail.................


NAH NAH NAH!!!!!!!!:D :p

[svfootball45]

I shall speak to DrE. I believe that we can easily slide JRMom into the Salary and Payroll Disbursement position that just opened up.

Note to svfootball45: Your check's in the mail.................

After talking to my agent he said being on yalls all star team would be a disgrace to my name. and my check better have at least 7 zeros.

[LUFPAN]

I'm gonna train the cheerleaders and be in charge of refreshments...:D

[dragonsdaddy]

farmer should be our east coast scout. them crackers plays them some ball.

[DrEdward]

I shall speak to DrE. I believe that we can easily slide JRMom into the Salary and Payroll Disbursement position that just opened up.

Note to svfootball45: Your check's in the mail.................

I go with the bat girl's advice on this one. We need someone incharge of the Yankkee-level payroll around here.

[PaulinPlano]

farmer should be our east coast scout. them crackers plays them some ball.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

:D

Where is Farmer?:confused:

[Favpack]

Ok, gang, entering the weekend here's what we got:

Starting pitcher - Pack0808 (even though he hasn't been told)
Centerfield - AHS stud
Left field - Dragonsdaddy
Right field - Dada4w (by default)

I'm taking over managerial control and putting these players in:

Catcher - jtk
Third - tooplaya (assuming he's got a cannon arm)
Second - CoveMom
Short - AZTiger
First - KT2000 (don't throw a high one)

Everyone else can fight over your own self-inflicted titles.

Oh, and check your egos at the door - we play to win, or until we get 10-runned.

[SLC93]

i think many of us would rather play on the right side than the left. and i prefer the outfield where i can show off my hose. i once had the great misfortune of unleashing the cannon and firing it over the backstop. the sucker just kept rising(i came right over the top with it). luckily it was a softball game with no one in attendance. i got all of it, as they say. not that it mattered since the catcher couldn't catch a cold.

What kind of league is this again?:confused: ;) :D

[slorch]

I'm gonna train the cheerleaders and be in charge of refreshments...:D

that's only one job!

[Owned05]

I want in, man.

[SLC93]

that's only one job!

:D :D Slacker!:D :D

[slorch]

What kind of league is this again?:confused: ;) :D

Bush... of course.:D

[Favpack]

I want in, man.

You can play short if AZTiger doesn't make it back to H-town.

[Owned05]

You can play short if AZTiger doesn't make it back to H-town.

C'mon man, be realistic. I'm too fat to be a SS. DLinemen belong as a corner IF.

[LUFPAN]

that's only one job!

It the only one job I want.....

[Sicemhorns09]

Im pretty sure I should be catch, 3b or P... strong arm

[thestud]

****'s weak, son..



i got a cannon that makes vlad guerrero look like woman.:cool:

[Favpack]

Im pretty sure I should be catch, 3b or P... strong arm

You got it - sight unseen - pick one.

[mtbray]

I go with the bat girl's advice on this one. We need someone incharge of the Yankkee-level payroll around here.

That's where I hope to come in as General Manager and Chief sabermetrician. There will be NO inefficiency in our fine organization. I'll need to guys to work with me though. Since we're a new franchise, we need to produce some before we're raking in the big money. Your pay will be sufficient.........well at least you guys ought be able to buy your damned iphones!!


Anyone have any good team name/masot ideas?

[Miss Kitty]

I either want to be in charge of beer or I will be the Ump with a moving strike zone. If you are nice to me you are on if you aren't nice, you are OUT!

[Favpack]

I either want to be in charge of beer or I will be the Ump with a moving strike zone. If you are nice to me you are on if you aren't nice, you are OUT!

I'd pay to see Miss Kitty throw out: a)dada; b)any of the KT's; c) anyone from SLC. :D

[Owned05]

That's where I hope to come in as General Manager and Chief sabermetrician. There will be NO inefficiency in our fine organization. I'll need to guys to work with me though. Since we're a new franchise, we need to produce some before we're raking in the big money. Your pay will be sufficient.........well at least you guys ought be able to buy your damned iphones!!


Anyone have any good team name/masot ideas?

If you're the GM, I'm making my own team.

[dragonsdaddy]

That's where I hope to come in as General Manager and Chief sabermetrician. There will be NO inefficiency in our fine organization. I'll need to guys to work with me though. Since we're a new franchise, we need to produce some before we're raking in the big money. Your pay will be sufficient.........well at least you guys ought be able to buy your damned iphones!!


Anyone have any good team name/masot ideas?

yard dogs

[DrEdward]

Ok, gang, entering the weekend here's what we got:

Starting pitcher - Pack0808 (even though he hasn't been told)
Centerfield - AHS stud
Left field - Dragonsdaddy
Right field - Dada4w (by default)

I'm taking over managerial control and putting these players in:

Catcher - jtk
Third - tooplaya (assuming he's got a cannon arm)
Second - CoveMom
Short - AZTiger
First - KT2000 (don't throw a high one)

Everyone else can fight over your own self-inflicted titles.

Oh, and check your egos at the door - we play to win, or until we get 10-runned.

It's a coup already!!

[dragonsdaddy]

It's a coup already!!

yeah, if anyone can make chicken salad out of chicken $$$$, i'm thinking this coop full will do just fine.

[CoveMom]

Ok, gang, entering the weekend here's what we got:

Starting pitcher - Pack0808 (even though he hasn't been told)
Centerfield - AHS stud
Left field - Dragonsdaddy
Right field - Dada4w (by default)

I'm taking over managerial control and putting these players in:

Catcher - jtk
Third - tooplaya (assuming he's got a cannon arm)
???Second - CoveMom ???
Short - AZTiger
First - KT2000 (don't throw a high one)

Everyone else can fight over your own self-inflicted titles.

Oh, and check your egos at the door - we play to win, or until we get 10-runned.

I'm flattered, but unless we plan a "building year" you might want to leave me in charge of the bats. I can hit 'em out of the park but never in my wildest dreams, have I ever been able to (1) run, (2) catch, or (3) throw. :eek:

[CoveMom]

YARD DOGS

WINNER

[farmerfan]

I would gladly take my services to the eastern US. From everything I hear the Virginia 5A boards have 5-6 great posters but htey dont have the depth that 5ATexas does ;) :D You guys should be able to take them. :cool:

[CoveMom]

I either want to be in charge of beer or I will be the Ump with a moving strike zone. If you are nice to me you are on if you aren't nice, you are OUT!

If I am going to have to bat I want MK in charge of beer. Put her in at ump and kill both those birds with one stone. I'll need a lot of "walks" if I am to make it to first.

(PM with your beer preferences)

[farmerfan]

Wide will be my assistant too and we will work on rotating basis. he will scout the other boards while drinking beer and I will scout the bars and gas stations to purchase the beer. if your scouting reports or farm reports come back in simple plain readable English then you all should be worried :D

[dragonsdaddy]

If I am going to have to bat I want MK in charge of beer. Put her in at ump and kill both those birds with one stone. I'll need a lot of "walks" if I am to make it to first.

(PM with your beer preferences)

the latest blackberry stout is surprisingly good, but the incredible ale is ....well, incredible.

[farmerfan]

If I am going to have to bat I want MK in charge of beer. Put her in at ump and kill both those birds with one stone. I'll need a lot of "walks" if I am to make it to first.

(PM with your beer preferences)

I thought I had made it clear from January on that I should be in charge of beer. I promise I will keep every last one of them ice cold and refreshed and very close to me :eek:

[CoveMom]

the latest blackberry stout is surprisingly good, but the incredible ale is ....well, incredible.

You're not Miss Kitty/Honorable Umpire. Unless you mean I will have to be nice to YOU too.....

[CoveMom]

I thought I had made it clear from January on that I should be in charge of beer. I promise I will keep every last one of them ice cold and refreshed and very close to me :eek:

Depends upon whether or not you can keep the Umpire supplied when your second base(wo)man is at bat. I will need to be "walked" and followed by a homerun hitter if I am ever to make it all the way home. Honorable Umpire needs to know who procured the beer and which batter(s) to be nice to.

[farmerfan]

Depends upon whether or not you can keep the Umpire supplied when your second base(wo)man is at bat. I will need to be "walked" and followed by a homerun hitter if I am ever to make it all the way home. Honorable Umpire needs to know who procured the beer and which batter(s) to be nice to.

Anything for MK and CMom. You will find my rate very reasonable too. For every beer I bring MK I get 2 and for every beer I bring you I receive another 2 plus a shot. You will find that kind of deal anywhere else :eek: :D ;)

[ktCarl]

I want to be the closer or in the bullpen. At first I didn't want to play with anyone from Texas that is a Yankee fan but with CoveMom I'll make an exception.

I am the best 3rd string armchair QB in Katy.

[slorch]

I figured I could at least lead the 7th inning stretch.

I promise to be better than Jeff Gordon( My fave driver BTW)

probably more like Will Farrell.:D

[SLC93]

I would like to be nominated for the postion of pinch runner. Since I'm a veteran I'll need a decent salary, let's call it 3.1 mill per. Also, since I'm not sure I ever had a prime, I must insist we play under AL rules. This should pretty well eliminate the chances of me ever taking the field.:D

[ktCarl]

I would like to be nominated for the postion of pinch runner. Since I'm a veteran I'll need a decent salary, let's call it 3.1 mill per. Also, since I'm not sure I ever had a prime, I must insist we play under AL rules. This should pretty well eliminate the chances of me ever taking the field.:D

You can be a pinch runner as long as the base paths are 50 feet!! :D

[Miss Kitty]

I like ice cold Lone Star in the bottle only please. That would make the Ump very happy. :D

[SLC93]

You can be a pinch runner as long as the base paths are 50 feet!! :D

ktCarl understands my skill set.:D

[SLC93]

I like ice cold Lone Star in the bottle only please. That would make the Ump very happy. :D

Keep the Kitty happy, that's my motto.;)

[Owned05]

Keep the Kitty happy, that's my motto.;)

Isn't that every man's motto? ;)

[SLC93]

Isn't that every man's motto? ;)

:D :D :D

[twcpfan1]

Do we need to switch the adult filter on for you two guys?? :D

[SLC93]

Do we need to switch the adult filter on for you two guys?? :D

Sorry, Dad. We'll behave now...........promise?:D

[dada]

I'd pay to see Miss Kitty throw out: a)dada; b)any of the KT's; c) anyone from SLC. :D

I'd kick dirt on her shoes

[dada]

I want to lead off....I'm black....so I'm "fast" and I can "steal" a lot of bases....and good with the "wood".:p

[TexasRed6x]

I'd kick dirt on her shoes

You would go Pinella on her? :D

[TexasRed6x]

I'd kick dirt on her shoes

I would do that plus throw the rosen bag like a grenade. :D

[ktCarl]

I want to lead off....I'm black....so I'm "fast" and I can "steal" a lot of bases....and good with the "wood".:p

You haven't been fast in quite some time now.

[AE 8008]

I want to be the closer or in the bullpen. At first I didn't want to play with anyone from Texas that is a Yankee fan but with CoveMom I'll make an exception.

I am the best 3rd string armchair QB in Katy.




closer is taken buddy:D sorry. you could be the set-up man though, theyre pretty dang important too

[Miss Kitty]

I'd kick dirt on her shoes

You are automatically suspended for that!! NO DRINKS FOR YOU! :p

[Miss Kitty]

I would do that plus throw the rosen bag like a grenade. :D

You will also be in the cage with Dada. He is a bad influence on you. :p

[ktCarl]

closer is taken buddy:D sorry. you could be the set-up man though, theyre pretty dang important too

Well, the bullpen was one of my choices. Let me throw to two batters and then sit down and collect my big paycheck. What a job!! :D

[mad_fan]

Who'd have thought the biggest fight would be over 'beer handler'...
This is clearly my position...
The entire team can fit in my walk-in beer cooler...
It is well stocked...(Farmer always seems to be on here drunk and OUT of beer)...
If you searched the forums and did a count...I've posted more about beers than any of the competition for the position...

[slorch]

You being a Packer fan, I could assume there would be plenty of brats as well?

[TexasRed6x]

You will also be in the cage with Dada. He is a bad influence on you. :p

In the Cage??? I'm the MVP, no cage needed. :D

[jrock210]

i'll be the streaker during the 7th inning stretch

[Miss Kitty]

In the Cage??? I'm the MVP, no cage needed. :D

No, the equipment cage in the locker room.