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BlackandRed05
06-23-2007, 01:54 AM
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.
The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.
ktCarl
06-23-2007, 06:50 AM
COLUMBIA, S.C. - but McCants said a preliminary investigation didn't show any sign of foul play.

They need to investigate for signs of foreplay. :D
Slim-Rob
06-23-2007, 02:04 PM
lol maybe rough sex wasn't enough for 'em...
BlackandRed05
06-23-2007, 03:26 PM
lol maybe rough sex wasn't enough for 'em...

Lol.... Maybe they should have worn a safety harness.
The Wet Mustard
06-23-2007, 06:36 PM
Lol.... Maybe they should have worn a safety harness.

trojan couldnt have helped them be safe lmao:p
Sicemhorns09
06-23-2007, 06:38 PM
I guess they took the Luda song way too seriously...."rough sex, make it hurt"
Matthew 2000 Eagle
06-23-2007, 07:29 PM
Y'all wrong! LMAO!!!!
Bobcat81
06-23-2007, 07:33 PM
When that time comes for me, I hope i either die while i'm sleeping,.. or....:)
Matthew 2000 Eagle
06-23-2007, 07:36 PM
When that time comes for me, I hope i either die while i'm sleeping,.. or....:)

So, you plan on "coming" and going at the same time, huh?
Sicemhorns09
06-23-2007, 07:56 PM
So, you plan on "coming" and going at the same time, huh?

haha...thats just wrong
Matthew 2000 Eagle
06-23-2007, 10:00 PM
haha...thats just wrong

Say bro! He left himself wide open for that one.
Sicemhorns09
06-23-2007, 10:40 PM
Say bro! He left himself wide open for that one.

haha, i know...thats why im still laughing!!
Humblefied
06-23-2007, 10:44 PM
Now that I've been thinking about it, wouldn't it hurt to have sex on your roof? I mean thats not the most comfortable place to be naked.

It probably hurt more than that fall...maybe thats why they fell.
AE 8008
06-23-2007, 10:49 PM
have the police or local news stations taken any pictures or shot any videos?:eek: :p
jp744
06-24-2007, 08:50 AM
have the police or local news stations taken any pictures or shot any videos?:eek: :p

Dirty lil thing you are. Damn......Son is already looking for the video! LMAO! That's good stuff!
Bobcat81
06-24-2007, 10:28 AM
Say bro! He left himself wide open for that one.

What better way to go huh? ;) :D
stevefoxsc
06-24-2007, 10:58 AM
as fry once said on futurama when he was to die by snu snu "sex" " "I'd never really thought I'd die like this, but I'd always hoped"

I guess they couldn't afford the mile high club, so they did the next best thing.

Fyi what position do you think they were in when they fell off? i'm going with missionary's.
Matthew 2000 Eagle
06-24-2007, 03:08 PM
haha, i know...thats why im still laughing!!

LOL!
Matthew 2000 Eagle
06-24-2007, 03:09 PM
What better way to go huh? ;) :D

Hey, I ain't knockin' it!:D
Humblefied
06-24-2007, 05:19 PM
Its funny, 20 years ago if this had happened people would never have thought they were actually doing it on the roof. The would have assumed a homicide for sure.
ACM Dad
06-25-2007, 07:54 AM
You'll just have to take my word for it that 20 years ago, there were lots of folks doing it in strange places. But. I'll shut up now.

I'd like to know which one had the road rash on their butt and knees as they slid down across the shingles. Had to be shingles right? Even then, there's a lot of small debris that you'd not want. :eek:
Matthew 2000 Eagle
06-25-2007, 08:08 AM
You'll just have to take my word for it that 20 years ago, there were lots of folks doing it in strange places. But. I'll shut up now.


Were you one of those?
BlackandRed05
06-25-2007, 09:00 AM
You'll just have to take my word for it that 20 years ago, there were lots of folks doing it in strange places. But. I'll shut up now.

I'd like to know which one had the road rash on their butt and knees as they slid down across the shingles. Had to be shingles right? Even then, there's a lot of small debris that you'd not want. :eek:

Heres an article I found about this story. They were on top of a 4 story building that had a sloped metal roof.

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?s=6683978
SV61
06-25-2007, 10:27 AM
Its funny, 20 years ago if this had happened people would never have thought they were actually doing it on the roof.

Speak for yourself!! :D

There were young people, 20 years ago!!

Honest!
Humblefied
06-25-2007, 11:18 AM
no... everybody is born at 37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saI4ff95TVc

except us youngins. :D
SV61
06-25-2007, 11:53 AM
no... everybody is born at 37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saI4ff95TVc

except us youngins. :D

That guy CRACKS me up!
Humblefied
06-25-2007, 02:03 PM
That guy CRACKS me up!

Yeah me too, I could watch the same skits from his SNL Best of Will Ferrell for hours. His new movies I didn't find so much funny like Talladega Nights. Either way he is a funny dude.