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dragonsdaddy
04-30-2005, 09:03 PM
how about a few mascots that might have been cooler than the ones they now have:

1 bells hops
2 baird bakers
3 morton salts
4 b sterling silverbells
5 anna bells
6 roby wades
7 bronte emilys
8 seymour butts
9 brackett busters
10 dilley doozies
11 tom bean sprouts
12 wall bangers
13 crane whoopers
14 cisco panchos
15 mart jiffies
16 argyle sweaters
17 hitchcock alfreds
18 dilley bars
19 bisop dunne didits
20 randolph scotts
21 kermit frogs
22 early risers
23 howe brown cows
24 claude rains
25 leakey pipes
26 cooper barrels
27 rogers roys
there are surely many more just as bad.

Jrock
04-30-2005, 09:06 PM
Sealy Posturepedics

drgnbkr
04-30-2005, 10:11 PM
Chico Esquela's
Canyon Grands
Andrews Julies

LP-79
04-30-2005, 11:05 PM
Lufkin Tape measures?

garland04
05-01-2005, 01:12 AM
Plano Commoners
Allen Wrenches
Nimitz Sink-pack (CINCPAC)
Donna Primas
Longview Scouts
Dallas-Carter Peanuts (GW Carver)
Carroll Jaberwalkies (Lewis Carroll...Dragon)

i could keep going, but they'd just get stupider :)

GoOwls
05-01-2005, 02:20 AM
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx xxxxxxcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc ccccccGarland Judys
Marshal Dillons
Waco Wackos
Ft Worth Poly Wannacrackers
Allen Wrenches
Bells Hells
Bangs Heads
Prosper Livelongs
Post Holes
Wichita Falls Herschi Squirts
Electra Glides-in-Blue
Carter Little Pills
Dallas Jefferson Nickels
Austin Reagan Ronalds
Buffalo Springfields
Odessa Files
Odessa Permian Basins
Lufkin Trailors
Celeste Holmes
Mesquite Grills
Wylie Coyotes
Denton Mycardoors
Anna Kornukovas
Pottsboro Stoners
Trinadad Tobagos
Quannah Parkers

Jtate862003
05-01-2005, 03:28 AM
we people have way to much time on our hands........

supercentex
05-01-2005, 08:09 AM
The Katy Courics

owlfan 1
05-01-2005, 12:44 PM
...Sachse Ladies...

LeanderLions3033
05-01-2005, 12:49 PM
The Wylie Coyotes has to be the best one so far, in my opinion.

Shoot2thrill
05-01-2005, 01:56 PM
Graham Crackers
Humble Pies
Coleman Lanterns
Roscoe P Coltrains (had to be a Dukes of Hazard fan) :D
May Days
Plano Joes
Mesquite Trees

LPMOM
05-01-2005, 03:34 PM
we people have way to much time on our hands........

:D at times like these we also need the old "hat icon" from the board a couple of years back!! :D

sorry that all the newbies won't get this :confused:

RedRage00
05-01-2005, 07:48 PM
Victoria Secrets

stevefoxsc
05-01-2005, 10:26 PM
ramounce tigers! (gotta be from 13-5a to get that one)
south lake eminems
queer ark-p
jk on these next 2
north hore-w
fumble mild cat's
killeen stanka poo's
killeen (ho maker) inside joke there
Boppers cove
pimple mild cat's
no offense on some of them if u are offended

LoneStarProud
05-01-2005, 11:47 PM
How Bout...

Forney Caterers

NewSherriffInTown
05-01-2005, 11:58 PM
How Bout...

Forney Cateriers



hahahaha...

Forney Caterers...thats the best...

CoppellCowboy57
05-02-2005, 01:43 PM
Creekview Crackheads
RL Turner Trojans
Irving Iglues
Southlake Swimmers
Grapevine, Wine

CCHS77
05-02-2005, 02:29 PM
Montezuma (Ks) Revengers

NewSherriffInTown
05-02-2005, 02:50 PM
This may be cheesy....


Lee Vies

Ennis Sense

bullrock
05-02-2005, 04:44 PM
Judson Candy
Schertz and socks
Kennedy Jacks
Burnet Carrolls
Carroll Burnets
Wylie Fox
Laredo Jeeps
Woodlands Skinheads

Favpack
05-02-2005, 06:44 PM
Sweetwater Taffies
Abilene Too's
Plano Polos

htownfootball
05-02-2005, 07:42 PM
katy high school skoal bandits
or dip spitters
actually these 2 can go with just about any school in texas

wide-e-wide
05-02-2005, 08:59 PM
In appreciation of Javorskie and all of his hard work and success on the field...
The Lufkin Panthers change their name to the Lufkin Lanes...

wait a minute...that's the bowling alley...

How about the Southlake Carroll Slim Shady's

stevefoxsc
05-02-2005, 10:38 PM
In appreciation of Javorskie and all of his hard work and success on the field...
The Lufkin Panthers change their name to the Lufkin Lanes...

wait a minute...that's the bowling alley...

How about the Southlake Carroll Slim Shady's
yea i thought that the south lake eminems

pack4life
05-02-2005, 10:42 PM
In appreciation of Javorskie and all of his hard work and success on the field...
The Lufkin Panthers change their name to the Lufkin Lanes...

wait a minute...that's the bowling alley...

How about the Southlake Carroll Slim Shady's


I know this one is corny BUT...

Lufkin Lane McNeal's

(Round Rock McNeal)

Redclad
05-04-2005, 03:02 PM
Having made my first post on the new version of the board earlier and seeing that I am now relegated to "newbie" I am comforted by the fact that I have been assured by the powers that be that I will soon be reassigned to a more appropriate designation. That said, I must ask is it the volumn of posts or the content of posts that make more of a contribution to this site, which as I have stated many times is the best of it's kind. Which brings me to my point. This is a good thread because the spring games have yet to arrive but those of us that are on here this time of year suffer from the same deprivation. So this is as good a way to waste time as any. I am still laughing at the Forney Caterers and believe that LoneStarProud has won hands down the best entry.
Dragons Daddy's Roby Wade is quite good, although I would go with WadERS.
I humbly submit my entry for runner up with... Cameron Yoe Mamas.
and in no particular order,

Odem Golden Slippers
Dallas Spruce Gooses
Paris Hiltons
Smithson Valley Girls
Spring Chickens
Jersey Village Idiots (Sorry, you can go with people if you must)
Alice Coopers
Houston Furr Flyers
Hurst Bell Helicopters
Pasadena Dobie Gillises
Alvin Chipmonks
SA Clark Grizwalds
Galveston Ball Busters
Katy Taylor Maids
Fort Bend Bush Whackers
Grand Prarie Dogs
Dallas Sunset Boulevards
McAllen Roe U Boats
Hart Worms
Dallas Lincoln Navigators
Brownwood Peckers (You're welcome Stephenville)
Shiner Bockers
Evant Guards
Happy Campers
Wheeler Dealers
Byers Remorsers
Savoy Browns
Turkey Basters
Star Trekers
CC Moody Blues
Van Halens
Dallas White Snakes
Post Toasties
Florence Nightengales
Houston Smiley Faces
Altar Rice Crispies
Roma Noodles

OH, and politically speaking...
Whitehouse Staffers
Rankin Filers
Marshall Planners
Mission Statements
Utopia Liberals

OK I'm through, almost...

Claude Hoppers
Booker Tees
Memphis Belles (know your history)
Ranger XLT's
Era Bygones
Rising Star Gazers
Mullin Overs
Hawley Davidsons :o
Panhandle Slims
Dilley Dallys
Venus DiMilos
Tyler Tippacaones (see above history advisory)
Novice Rookies
Beaumont Ozen Aters :(
Houston Scarbourough Faries (well)
Tom Bean Weenies
Richmond Foster Parents (Grants if you wish)
Round Rock Hounds
Irving MacArthur Parkers
Houston Madison Squares (Take it easy Vince, it could have been Dollies)
Laredo United Van Liners
Eagle Pass Gassers :rolleyes:
CC Ray Bans (or LaMottas)
CC Carol Kings
CC King Kongs
Brownsville Pace Picantes
Mercedes Bingers
Houston Washington Mutuals

OK, now I'm done.

Yeah, right...

Mineral Wells Fargos
Shepherd Germans
Progresso Soup Nazis
Devine Guiders
Crystal City Meth Heads
High Island Dopers
West Orange Stark Nakeds
Gordon Flashers
Queen City Draggers
Maypearl Necklaces :eek:
Woodville Viagras
Quinlan Ford Mustangs
Little Elm Merfuds :confused: (hope not)
Amarillo River Road Hogs
Glen Rose Colored Glasses
Snyder Remarkers
Sweet Water Coolers
Shallow Water Wallowers
Franklin Minters
Buffalo Gals (If SV can take it you can too)
Irran Mullahs
Wellington Beefers
Dawson Creakers
Mason Jar Heads
Arp Retirees
Redwater Sharks
Seagraves Capsizers
Keene Eyers
Brock Chocolate Bunnies
Holiday Innkeepers
Clarksville Stationers
El Dorado Caddilacs


and now I will stop this nonsense



OK I won't

Santo Clausers
Wink Inodders
Weiner Rhymers
Sherman Tankers
Longview Pine Tree Beetles
Quinlan Boles Weevils
Abiline Paradox (had to have read the book)
Merit Bland Dullards
Bartlett Pears
Duncanville Donuts
Big Sandy Duncans
Charlotte Webbers (Spiders)
Ira Investors
Satillo Tilers
Valentine Florists (Archers perhaps)
Rule Lawers
Kopperl Punishers
Nacona Bootlickers (sorry)
Krum Mudgeons
Johnson City Slickers
Brookshire Royal Pains in the a$$es
Warren Deep Do Dos
Little River Academy Sportsers
Newton Figs
Oglesby Learers
Whiteface Mimes
Matador Motley County Crews
Wolfe City Chilies
Ponder Osas

I now will submit you to no more, if you have wasted your time on this as have I, it is your fault. I apologize for spelling errors as I don't have the time nor inclination to check over everything and if there is a spell check function here, as this post suggests I am beyond finding it. Anyway, have a nice day.


OH! I forgot the name game.

Winona Riders
Hedley Lemores
Dallas Samuel Adams
Whitney Houstons
Tatum Oneals
Brady Bunchers
Willis Readers
Montgomery Cliffhangers
Elgin Bailers
Alan Aldas
Donna Meechies
Clint Eastwoods
Leonard Bernsteins
Bruceville - Eddy Munsters
Haskell Eddies
Crosby Bingers
Lochart Amellias
Gary Players
Abbott Costellas
Rogers Hammersteins
O'Donnell Rosies
Anthony Cleopatras
Temple Shirleys
Garland Judys
Mathis Johnnies
Pearsall Jimmies
Dangerfield Rodneys
Mineola Minnies
Pecos Bills
Clyde Gliders
Graham Bells
Redbud - Lott Trents
Jewett Leon Russels
Tuscola Jim Ned Beattys
Avalon Frankies

That's all folks.

wide-e-wide
05-04-2005, 03:06 PM
Dude you have waaaaay too much time on your hands.
Your like the poor man's Chris Berman...

NewSherriffInTown
05-04-2005, 03:10 PM
Having made my first post on the new version of the board earlier and seeing that I am now relegated to "newbie" I am comforted by the fact that I have been assured by the powers that be that I will soon be reassigned to a more appropriate designation. That said, I must ask is it the volumn of posts or the content of posts that make more of a contribution to this site, which as I have stated many times is the best of it's kind. Which brings me to my point. This is a good thread because the spring games have yet to arrive but those of us that are on here this time of year suffer from the same deprivation. So this is as good a way to waste time as any. I am still laughing at the Forney Caterers and believe that LoneStarProud has won hands down the best entry.
Dragons Daddy's Roby Wade is quite good, although I would go with WadERS.
I humbly submit my entry for runner up with... Cameron Yoe Mamas.
and in no particular order,

Odem Golden Slippers
Dallas Spruce Gooses
Paris Hiltons
Smithson Valley Girls
Spring Chickens
Jersey Village Idiots (Sorry, you can go with people if you must)
Alice Coopers
Houston Furr Flyers
Hurst Bell Helicopters
Pasadena Dobie Gillises
Alvin Chipmonks
SA Clark Grizwalds
Galveston Ball Busters
Katy Taylor Maids
Fort Bend Bush Whackers
Grand Prarie Dogs
Dallas Sunset Boulevards
McAllen Roe U Boats
Hart Worms
Dallas Lincoln Navigators
Brownwood Peckers (You're welcome Stephenville)
Shiner Bockers
Evant Guards
Happy Campers
Wheeler Dealers
Byers Remorsers
Savoy Browns
Turkey Basters
Star Trekers
CC Moody Blues
Van Halens
Dallas White Snakes
Post Toasties
Florence Nightengales
Houston Smiley Faces
Altar Rice Crispies
Roma Noodles

OH, and politically speaking...
Whitehouse Staffers
Rankin Filers
Marshall Planners
Mission Statements
Utopia Liberals

OK I'm through, almost...

Claude Hoppers
Booker Tees
Memphis Belles (know your history)
Ranger XLT's
Era Bygones
Rising Star Gazers
Mullin Overs
Hawley Davidsons :o
Panhandle Slims
Dilley Dallys
Venus DiMilos
Tyler Tippacaones (see above history advisory)
Novice Rookies
Beaumont Ozen Aters :(
Houston Scorbourough Faries (well)
Tom Bean Weenies
Richmond Foster Parents (Grants if you wish)
Round Rock Hounds
Irving MacArthur Parkers
Houston Madison Squares (Take it easy Vince, it could have been Dollies)
Laredo United Van Liners
Eagle Pass Gassers :rolleyes:
CC Ray Bans (or LaMottas)
CC Carol Kings
CC King Kongs
Brownsville Pace Picantes
Mercedes Bingers
Houston Washington Mutuals

OK, now I'm done.

Yeah, right...

Mineral Wells Fargos
Shepherd Germans
Progresso Soup Nazis
Devine Guiders
Crystal City Meth Heads
High Island Dopers
West Orange Stark Nakeds
Gordon Flashers
Queen City Draggers
Maypearl Necklaces :eek:
Woodville Viagras
Quinlan Ford Mustangs
Little Elm Merfuds :confused: (hope not)
Amarillo River Road Hogs
Glen Rose Colored Glasses
Snyder Remarkers
Sweet Water Coolers
Shallow Water Wallowers
Franklin Minters
Buffalo Gals (If SV can take it you can too)
Irran Mullahs
Wellington Beefers
Dawson Creakers
Mason Jar Heads
Arp Retirees
Redwater Sharks
Seagraves Capsizers
Keene Eyers
Brock Chocolate Bunnies
Holiay Innkeepers
Clarksville Stationers
El Dorado Caddilacs


and now I will stop this nonsense



OK I won't

Santo Clausers
Wink Inodders
Weiner Rhymers
Sherman Tankers
Longview Pine Tree Beetles
Quinlan Boles Weevils
Abiline Paradox (had to have read the book)
Merit Bland Dullards
Bartlett Pears
Duncanville Donuts
Big Sandy Duncans
Charlotte Webbers (Spiders)
Ira Investors
Satillo Tilers
Valentine Florists (Archers perhaps)
Rule Lawers
Kopperl Punishers
Nacona Bootlickers (sorry)
Krum Mudgeons
Johnson City Slickers
Brookshire Royal Pains in the a$$es
Warren Deep Do Dos
Little River Academy Sportsers
Newton Figs
Oglesby Learers
Whiteface Mimes
Matador Motley County Crews
Wolfe City Chilies
Ponder Osas

I now I will submit you to no more, if you have wasted your time on this as have I, it is your fault. I apologize for spelling errors as I don't have the time nor inclination to check over everything and if there is a spell check function here, as this post suggests I am beyond finding it. Anyway, have a nice day.


OH! I forgot the name game.

Winona Riders
Hedley Lemores
Dallas Samuel Adams
Whitney Houstons
Tatum Oneals
Brady Bunchers
Willis Readers
Montgomery Cliffhangers
Elgin Bailers
Alan Aldas
Donna Meechies
Clint Eastwoods
Leonard Bernsteins
Bruceville - Eddy Munsters
Haskell Eddies
Crosby Bingers
Lochart Amellias
Gary Players
Abbott Costellas
Rogers Hammersteins
O'Donnell Rosies
Anthony Cleopatras
Temple Shirleys
Garland Judys
Mathis Johnnies
Pearsall Jimmies
Dangerfield Rodneys
Mineola Minnies
Pecos Bills
Clyde Gliders
Graham Bells
Redbud - Lott Trents
Jewett Leon Russels
Tuscola Jim Ned Beattys
Avalon Frankies

That's all folks.


Hall of Famer in my book....


P.S. I don't like this giving people their status back thing...It's like Fight Club, reset everyone's credit back to zero. I'm a New Yorker, I'm moving soon as you guys know. Just because I'm a latecomer doesn't mean I'm not going to be contributing hall of fame material. I'm the godfather where I come from.

Read the name, my friends....

There is a NewSherriffInTown

wide-e-wide
05-04-2005, 03:21 PM
Heey New Yaaaawwk...foggetaboutit...you's gotta stawrt ova' just
like the rest of us...whattya think this 'ya freakin' birthday?

J/K...I love New Yorkers...they are the greatest people.
I love all the attitude and the accent. I've only been up there
a few times...but I loved it.

Firebird
05-04-2005, 03:24 PM
Athens Olympians
Carthage Hannibals
Odessa Cossacks
Holland Merchants
Palestine Bombers (I know, I know... I couldn't help it)
Paris Stinky, Rude, Beret-Wearing, Cigarette-Smoking Crybaby Whiners.

(to the fine residents of the East Texas town of Paris-- it's nothing personal. I simply have no tolerance for the French)

CoppellCowboy57
05-04-2005, 04:13 PM
Southlake Lakers

wide-e-wide
05-04-2005, 05:50 PM
I would have gone with:

PARIS heir to an ungodly amount of money,closet porn star,sombody hacked my cellphone, and I need to eat, snobs...(that's hot!)

Shoot2thrill
05-04-2005, 07:14 PM
I love New Yorkers...they are the greatest people.
I love all the attitude and the accent. I've only been up there
a few times...but I loved it.

You have GOTTA be kidding me....the greatest people? :p You live in Texas from crying out loud. WE are the greatest and friendliest people. :) :D

wide-e-wide
05-04-2005, 07:37 PM
Just a figure of speech...
I was just saying...I like New Yorkers...
they speak their mind and don't care who hears it...
And their fans are as die-hard as they come.

NewSherriffInTown
05-04-2005, 09:59 PM
These are from NY... * means that there is parental advisory


Whitesville, Crackers*
Pleasantville, Evil Doers
John F Kennedy, Assasinators (sorry, thats bad)*
Rice, Krispies
Bronxville, Bombers

Rye, Bread
Harrison, Fords

Lake George, Costanzas
Shaker, Salt N Peppa's
Shaker, Bon Bons*
Bolton, Michaels
Woodlands, Wildfires
Central Square, Gallows
Central Square, Dancers
Utica Proctor, Ologists (its a stretch I know)*
Nottingham, Sherriffs
Watertown, Droughts
Holland Patent, Pendings
Mexico, Border Jumpers*
Homer, Simpsons
Cooperstown, Hall of Famers

General Brown, Stains
Thousand Island, Dressing
Hannibal, Cannibals
Blind Brook, Seeing Eye Dogs
Carmel, Apples

Suffern, Suckatash

Bethlehem Central, Jesus'
Columbia, Druglords

Niskayuna, Atom Bombs (isn't that right? lol)
Salem, Witches
Hancock, Johns
Hancock, Signitures

Dundee, Crocodiles
Hornell, Chili
Holley, Berries
Sutherland, Queefers
DePew, Pepe's
Eden, Gardens
Panama Central, Canals

wide-e-wide
05-04-2005, 10:09 PM
As I gaze into my crystal ball...what is it that I see...?

A warning from KT2000 coming right at you in about 5....4.....3....2

NewSherriffInTown
05-04-2005, 10:14 PM
Ahhh, I knew it before I sent it...I was peer pressured into doing it, thats my bad...let's axe the post...how do I do that?

NewSherriffInTown
05-04-2005, 10:16 PM
There we go...hopefully that's better...sorry about that.

lonny23
05-04-2005, 10:56 PM
How about the Converse shoes? Technically the school is Judson, but it fits the new nickname theme.

Some of the one's I like because of the simplicity or how the name sounds are:

TAPPS
Harlingen Marine Military Academy Fighting Leathernecks

6-man
Cherokee Indians (How original!)
Fort Worth Masonic Home Masons
Jayton Jaybirds
Trent Gorillas
Sierra Blanca Vaqueros
Matador Motley County Matadors
Spade Longhorns (Bob Barker would be proud!)
Groom Tigers (or is it the other way around?)
Happy Cowboys (Where?)

1A
Rocksprings Angoras
Dallas I Am Academy Stars
Frost Polar Bears
Wolfe City Wolves
Winters Blizzards
Roscoe Plowboys
Munday Moguls (Is Trump a fan?)
Hamlin Pied Pipers
Rotan Yellowhammers (The last 3 have been from the same district)
Sundown Roughnecks (But not White Oak, who have cool helmets)
Plains Cowboys
Nazareth Swifts
Shamrock Irish (I kissed the Blarney Stone in the park. I also had to buy overpriced tires on the interstate one time!)
Memphis Cyclones
Wellington Skyrockets
Booker Kiowas

2A
Freer Buckaroos
Vanderbilt Industrial Cobras
Universal City Randolph Ro-Hawks
Little River Academy Bumblebees (Not scary)
Somerville Yeguas
Buffalo Bison
Grapeland Sandies
Elkhart Elks
Hawkins Hawks
Tom Bean Tomcats (Is Top Cat the QB? How about Sylvester and Tom?)
Itasca Wampus Cats
Grandview Zebras
Seymour Panthers (Where? Oh, the zoo!)
Stinnett West Texas Comanches
Amarillo Boys Ranch Roughriders (Name change time!)
Spearman Lynx (I was conceived there)
Floydada Whirlwinds
San Saba Armadillos
Mason Cowpunchers
Crane Golden Cranes

3A
Progreso Red Ants
Port Isabel Fighting Tarpons
San Diego Vaqueros
Crystal City Javelinas
Devine Warhorses
Wimberley Texans (as opposed to what? Nice glass blowing and downtown)
Cuero Gobblers
Palocios Sharks
Cleveland Indians and Pittsburg Pirates (I thought they played baseball)
Cameron Yoe Yoemen
Hutto Hippos (And they have hippos all over town)
Groesbeck Goats (Home of Bill Buckner!)
Gilmer Buckeyes
Bonham Purple Warriors ( I wonder if they have rainbows on their helmets)
Farmersville Fighting Farmers (I'd fight too if Dallas was moving in)
Comanche Indians
Lake Worth Bullfrogs (Jeremiah plays WR)
Breckenridge Buckaroos
Lamesa Golden Tornadoes
Seminole Indians
Muleshoe Mules

4A
Mission Veterans Memorial Patriots
Roma Gladiators
Robstown Cotton Pickers
San Antonio Memorial Minuetmen
San Antonio Houston Hurricanes
San Antonio Lanier Voks
Fredericksburg Battlin' Billies
Kerrville Tivy Antlers
Freeport Brazosport Exporters (I guess they like ports!)
Port Lavaca Calhoun Sandcrabs
El Campo Ricebirds
Bay City Blackcats
Dickinson Gators
Texas City Stingarees
Houston Sharpstown Apollos
Marshall Mavericks
Killeen Kangaroos
Dallas South Oak Cliff Golden Bears
West Mesquite Wranglers
Highland Park Scots
Dallas Spruce Timberwolves
Keller Central Chargers
Frisco Raccoons
Justin Northwest Texans
Fort Worth Polytechnic Parrots
Fort Worth South Hills Scorpions
Fort Worth Eastern Hills Highlanders
Springtown Porcupines
Lubbock Estacado Matadors
Big Spring Steers
Dumas Demons
Hereford Whitefaces
Pampa Harvesters
Amarillo Palo Duro Dons (4 from one district!)
El Paso Del Valle Conquistadores
El Paso Jefferson Silver Foxes

5A
Rio Grande City Rattlers
McAllen Rowe and San Antonio Warren Warriors
Laredo Cigarroa Toros
Eagle Pass Eagles
Corpus Christi Ray Texans
Victoria Memorial Vipers
San Antonio Holmes Huskies
San Antonio Roosevelt Rough Riders
San Antonio Churchill Chargers
Seguin Matadors
San Marcos Rattlers
Galveston Ball Tornadoes (Why not hurricanes?)
Deer Park Deer
Baytown Lee Ganders
Port Arthur Memorial Titans
Houston Madison Marlins
Houston Strake Jesuit Crusaders
Houston MacArthur Generals
Austin Stephen F. Austin Maroons (Do they look like A&M?)
Austin Westlake Chaparrals
The Woodlands Highlanders
Mesquite Skeeters
Longview Lobos
South Garland Colonels (Sponsored by KFC!)
Dallas Sunset Bison
Dallas Carter Cowboys
Flower Mound Marcus Marauders (Now that's violent!)
Arlington Houston Texans (They should sue Bob McNair!)
Grand Prairie Gophers
Hurst Bell Blue Raiders
Euless Trinity Trojans
Lubbock Westerners
Amarillo Sandies
Lubbock Monterey Plainsmen
El Paso Eastwood Troopers (I didn't know the DPS trained there.)
El Paso Americas Trailblazers

dada
05-05-2005, 07:41 AM
Amarillo Boys Ranch Roughriders (Name change time!)




I agree on that...lol

Mr. Buddy Garrity
05-05-2005, 12:40 PM
Having made my first post on the new version of the board earlier and seeing that I am now relegated to "newbie" I am comforted by the fact that I have been assured by the powers that be that I will soon be reassigned to a more appropriate designation. That said, I must ask is it the volumn of posts or the content of posts that make more of a contribution to this site, which as I have stated many times is the best of it's kind. Which brings me to my point. This is a good thread because the spring games have yet to arrive but those of us that are on here this time of year suffer from the same deprivation. So this is as good a way to waste time as any. I am still laughing at the Forney Caterers and believe that LoneStarProud has won hands down the best entry.
Dragons Daddy's Roby Wade is quite good, although I would go with WadERS.
I humbly submit my entry for runner up with... Cameron Yoe Mamas.
and in no particular order,

Odem Golden Slippers
Dallas Spruce Gooses
Paris Hiltons
Smithson Valley Girls
Spring Chickens
Jersey Village Idiots (Sorry, you can go with people if you must)
Alice Coopers
Houston Furr Flyers
Hurst Bell Helicopters
Pasadena Dobie Gillises
Alvin Chipmonks
SA Clark Grizwalds
Galveston Ball Busters
Katy Taylor Maids
Fort Bend Bush Whackers
Grand Prarie Dogs
Dallas Sunset Boulevards
McAllen Roe U Boats
Hart Worms
Dallas Lincoln Navigators
Brownwood Peckers (You're welcome Stephenville)
Shiner Bockers
Evant Guards
Happy Campers
Wheeler Dealers
Byers Remorsers
Savoy Browns
Turkey Basters
Star Trekers
CC Moody Blues
Van Halens
Dallas White Snakes
Post Toasties
Florence Nightengales
Houston Smiley Faces
Altar Rice Crispies
Roma Noodles

OH, and politically speaking...
Whitehouse Staffers
Rankin Filers
Marshall Planners
Mission Statements
Utopia Liberals

OK I'm through, almost...

Claude Hoppers
Booker Tees
Memphis Belles (know your history)
Ranger XLT's
Era Bygones
Rising Star Gazers
Mullin Overs
Hawley Davidsons :o
Panhandle Slims
Dilley Dallys
Venus DiMilos
Tyler Tippacaones (see above history advisory)
Novice Rookies
Beaumont Ozen Aters :(
Houston Scarbourough Faries (well)
Tom Bean Weenies
Richmond Foster Parents (Grants if you wish)
Round Rock Hounds
Irving MacArthur Parkers
Houston Madison Squares (Take it easy Vince, it could have been Dollies)
Laredo United Van Liners
Eagle Pass Gassers :rolleyes:
CC Ray Bans (or LaMottas)
CC Carol Kings
CC King Kongs
Brownsville Pace Picantes
Mercedes Bingers
Houston Washington Mutuals

OK, now I'm done.

Yeah, right...

Mineral Wells Fargos
Shepherd Germans
Progresso Soup Nazis
Devine Guiders
Crystal City Meth Heads
High Island Dopers
West Orange Stark Nakeds
Gordon Flashers
Queen City Draggers
Maypearl Necklaces :eek:
Woodville Viagras
Quinlan Ford Mustangs
Little Elm Merfuds :confused: (hope not)
Amarillo River Road Hogs
Glen Rose Colored Glasses
Snyder Remarkers
Sweet Water Coolers
Shallow Water Wallowers
Franklin Minters
Buffalo Gals (If SV can take it you can too)
Irran Mullahs
Wellington Beefers
Dawson Creakers
Mason Jar Heads
Arp Retirees
Redwater Sharks
Seagraves Capsizers
Keene Eyers
Brock Chocolate Bunnies
Holiday Innkeepers
Clarksville Stationers
El Dorado Caddilacs


and now I will stop this nonsense



OK I won't

Santo Clausers
Wink Inodders
Weiner Rhymers
Sherman Tankers
Longview Pine Tree Beetles
Quinlan Boles Weevils
Abiline Paradox (had to have read the book)
Merit Bland Dullards
Bartlett Pears
Duncanville Donuts
Big Sandy Duncans
Charlotte Webbers (Spiders)
Ira Investors
Satillo Tilers
Valentine Florists (Archers perhaps)
Rule Lawers
Kopperl Punishers
Nacona Bootlickers (sorry)
Krum Mudgeons
Johnson City Slickers
Brookshire Royal Pains in the a$$es
Warren Deep Do Dos
Little River Academy Sportsers
Newton Figs
Oglesby Learers
Whiteface Mimes
Matador Motley County Crews
Wolfe City Chilies
Ponder Osas

I now will submit you to no more, if you have wasted your time on this as have I, it is your fault. I apologize for spelling errors as I don't have the time nor inclination to check over everything and if there is a spell check function here, as this post suggests I am beyond finding it. Anyway, have a nice day.


OH! I forgot the name game.

Winona Riders
Hedley Lemores
Dallas Samuel Adams
Whitney Houstons
Tatum Oneals
Brady Bunchers
Willis Readers
Montgomery Cliffhangers
Elgin Bailers
Alan Aldas
Donna Meechies
Clint Eastwoods
Leonard Bernsteins
Bruceville - Eddy Munsters
Haskell Eddies
Crosby Bingers
Lochart Amellias
Gary Players
Abbott Costellas
Rogers Hammersteins
O'Donnell Rosies
Anthony Cleopatras
Temple Shirleys
Garland Judys
Mathis Johnnies
Pearsall Jimmies
Dangerfield Rodneys
Mineola Minnies
Pecos Bills
Clyde Gliders
Graham Bells
Redbud - Lott Trents
Jewett Leon Russels
Tuscola Jim Ned Beattys
Avalon Frankies

That's all folks.
Dam KT just give him the hall of fame title after that post..LOL

stevefoxsc
05-05-2005, 10:44 PM
here's one for the ohio team tyler lee has to play

The Ohio culinarians/The oc's

dada
05-10-2005, 02:50 PM
Got Bored. Here are some more. Forgive me if there are any repeats:


Converse(Judson) All-Stars
Abilene Cooper Tires
The Colony Ants
Katy Freeways
Montgomery Burns
Grand Prarie Dogs
Huntsville Prisoners
Oak Ridge Boys
Alvin DeVilles
Houston Bellaire Fresh Princes
Smiley Faces

Mr. Buddy Garrity
05-10-2005, 02:54 PM
Got Bored. Here are some more. Forgive me if there are any repeats:


Converse(Judson) All-Stars
Abilene Cooper Tires
The Colony Ants
Katy Freeways
Montgomery Burns
Grand Prarie Dogs
Huntsville Prisoners
Oak Ridge Boys
Alvin DeVilles
Houston Bellaire Fresh Princes
Smiley Faces
Huntsville prisoners...LOL

lonny23
05-10-2005, 08:06 PM
Amarillo Boys Ranch Roughriders (Name change time!)




I agree on that...lol
The name is OK for Roosevelt, but it definitely doesn't fit for Boys Ranch! :D

CoppellCowboy57
05-12-2005, 02:19 PM
Jesuit Jesus'

JC73
05-12-2005, 03:14 PM
Smithson Valley Girls :D

Texas Hammer
05-12-2005, 07:27 PM
In honor of the women of the Alamo City:

The San Antonio Roosevelt Road Hogs

How about the:

Krum Crumbs
Holliday Inns
Pampa Grass
Post Cereal
Coleman Gary's
Hereford Cattle
Sunray Moonbeams
Wheeler 18's
Canadian Losers (in honor of Steve Nash)
Tulia Tulips
Morton Salts
Happy Faces
Memphis Pyramids
Silverton Train
Benjamin Bling-Bling
Nocona Boots
Bowie Knives
Deport Aliens
Blossom Flower Children
Petty Thieves (Maybe not)
Muenster Dot Com
O'Donnell Hosses (Hoss Cartright)
Clyde Bonnies
Munday Munday
Graham Crackers
Emory Boards
Van Horn Keiths
Kermit Frogs
Wall Flowers
Temple Mounts
Bangs Barbers
Fairfield Inns
Moody Blues
Palestine Refugees
San Augustine Grass
Alto Bass
Alpine Slopes
Marathon Runners
Junction Conjunctions
Eldorado Roads
Sonora Caverns
Boerne Macs
Comfort Zones
Sealy Mattresses
Navasota Nazarenes
Cameron Diaz's
Taylor Maids
Elgin Baylors
Columbus Discoverers
Newton Apples
Liberty Bells or Belles
Anahuac Aardvards
Presidio Prisoners
Blessing Disguises
Mercedes Benz's

Tigerjag
05-13-2005, 01:24 AM
Damn Strakes

lonny23
05-14-2005, 07:24 AM
Damn Strakes
How about the Strake Jackets?

Tigerjag
05-14-2005, 08:40 PM
How about the Strake Jackets?

Both good!

chhspantherfan
03-30-2012, 07:09 PM
how about a few mascots that might have been cooler than the ones they now have:

1 bells hops
2 baird bakers
3 morton salts
4 b sterling silverbells
5 anna bells
6 roby wades
7 bronte emilys
8 seymour butts
9 brackett busters
10 dilley doozies
11 tom bean sprouts
12 wall bangers
13 crane whoopers
14 cisco panchos
15 mart jiffies
16 argyle sweaters
17 hitchcock alfreds
18 dilley bars
19 bisop dunne didits
20 randolph scotts
21 kermit frogs
22 early risers
23 howe brown cows
24 claude rains
25 leakey pipes
26 cooper barrels
27 rogers roys
there are surely many more just as bad.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

now that's greatness

dragonsdaddy
03-30-2012, 08:07 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

now that's greatness
that was good. lots of great names for sure. i wish i could remember starting this thread in the first place.

chhspantherfan
03-30-2012, 08:09 PM
that was good. lots of great names for sure. i wish i could remember starting this thread in the first place.

freakin' awesome. We have a group of kids over, the wife and I are watching a corny movie, and I'm spouting off these names. :D