GoOwls
04-27-2007, 06:05 PM
Well, since this post isn't about football and Adrian is betwixed college and the pros, I decided to put this in The Yard....it hope it is properly placed.
This morning, Adrian Peterson was interviewed by radio HOF'er, Norm Hitzges, about the impending pro draft. Adrian commenced to lay down a "you know" carpet bombing of epic proportions. He was awarded the Dixon Edwards Memorial "You Know" award for excellence in saying "you know" in an interview. Here are the hard numbers:
Remember, perfection is a 1.000 batting average, just like in baseball. The average based on one "you know" per second.
In four questions, Adrian Peterson performed thusly:
Question 1: 52 second response and 22 "you know"'s for a .423 avg.
Question 2: 34 second response and 17 "you know"'s for a .500 avg.
Question 3: 46 second response and 21 "you know"'s for a .457 avg.
Question 4: 30 second response and 15 "you know"'s for a .500 avg.
Total: Adrian had 162 seconds of responses and 75 "you know"'s for a cumulative .463 batting average....a monster performance by any standard. That's almost one "you know" every two seconds.
Well, at least the Dirt Burglar faithful can take solace in the fact that after 3 years studying at their institute of higher learning that Mr. Peterson is doing them proud and showing off what an ed-ju-muh-ka-shun at OU can do for you. :D
This morning, Adrian Peterson was interviewed by radio HOF'er, Norm Hitzges, about the impending pro draft. Adrian commenced to lay down a "you know" carpet bombing of epic proportions. He was awarded the Dixon Edwards Memorial "You Know" award for excellence in saying "you know" in an interview. Here are the hard numbers:
Remember, perfection is a 1.000 batting average, just like in baseball. The average based on one "you know" per second.
In four questions, Adrian Peterson performed thusly:
Question 1: 52 second response and 22 "you know"'s for a .423 avg.
Question 2: 34 second response and 17 "you know"'s for a .500 avg.
Question 3: 46 second response and 21 "you know"'s for a .457 avg.
Question 4: 30 second response and 15 "you know"'s for a .500 avg.
Total: Adrian had 162 seconds of responses and 75 "you know"'s for a cumulative .463 batting average....a monster performance by any standard. That's almost one "you know" every two seconds.
Well, at least the Dirt Burglar faithful can take solace in the fact that after 3 years studying at their institute of higher learning that Mr. Peterson is doing them proud and showing off what an ed-ju-muh-ka-shun at OU can do for you. :D