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Drake
04-18-2007, 04:45 PM
Excerpt:

Account Changes in N.J. Gov. Crash

By TOM HESTER Jr.
Associated Press Writer

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) -- It was an ominous tale - an erratic driver in a red pickup racing wildly along the nation's busiest toll road sends the governor's sport utility vehicle careening into a guard rail.

But that story, relayed hours after Gov. Jon S. Corzine was critically injured, has been debunked by a new state police report detailing how his driver was dashing with emergency lights flashing at 91 mph in a 65 mph zone. The alleged erratic driver wasn't a villain but a young man trying to get out of the way of the governor's onrushing SUV...

Remember how the media blamed the red pickup for 2 days? Also, what emergency was the governor rushing to that required them putting so many lives in danger? The Imus meeting with the Rutgers team and Al Sharpton... This is why I think it's best to withhold judgment on the administration and police force at VT until all the facts are determined.

Firebird
04-18-2007, 04:49 PM
But we already know that evil foreigners did the VT shooting. Seal the borders militarily, case closed.

mojotrain
04-18-2007, 05:07 PM
But we already know that evil foreigners did the VT shooting. Seal the borders militarily, case closed.

Finally! but I admit you were a very hard case.:)

trbandchic
04-18-2007, 05:10 PM
I saw this thread and automatically thought of the "jump to conclusions" map from Office space.. haha I love that movie...:o

Bobcat81
04-18-2007, 05:22 PM
But we already know that evil foreigners did the VT shooting. Seal the borders militarily, case closed.

So would it be safe to say that the door to your house is wide open, and there's no fence around your yard?

Anyone and everyone welcomed to waltz right in at any given time of the day or night and make ourselves at home at your place?

toddg
04-18-2007, 05:37 PM
http://shutter03.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/11/002/7F/F7/F3/CA/u2mt3UFpJRvswFVSyyR6nAex3r1ZP4bZ0217.jpg
i jumped to the conclusion that; this cat may be in trouble:eek:

Reaganrattler07
04-18-2007, 05:38 PM
Excerpt:

Account Changes in N.J. Gov. Crash

By TOM HESTER Jr.
Associated Press Writer

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) -- It was an ominous tale - an erratic driver in a red pickup racing wildly along the nation's busiest toll road sends the governor's sport utility vehicle careening into a guard rail.

But that story, relayed hours after Gov. Jon S. Corzine was critically injured, has been debunked by a new state police report detailing how his driver was dashing with emergency lights flashing at 91 mph in a 65 mph zone. The alleged erratic driver wasn't a villain but a young man trying to get out of the way of the governor's onrushing SUV...

Remember how the media blamed the red pickup for 2 days? Also, what emergency was the governor rushing to that required them putting so many lives in danger? The Imus meeting with the Rutgers team and Al Sharpton... This is why I think it's best to withhold judgment on the administration and police force at VT until all the facts are determined.

Praise the Lord, Allelujah! SOMEONE with some sense.

t-long20
04-18-2007, 05:55 PM
But we already know that evil foreigners did the VT shooting. Seal the borders militarily, case closed.
good point lets do like some poeple have posted and close the boreder immediately illegal or legal it doenst matter the problem is foreigners, doing that will solve all the violence and problems in todays society:p

rwilleby
04-18-2007, 06:01 PM
http://shutter03.pictures.aol.com/data/pictures/11/002/7F/F7/F3/CA/u2mt3UFpJRvswFVSyyR6nAex3r1ZP4bZ0217.jpg
i jumped to the conclusion that; this cat may be in trouble:eek:

That's one tuff kitty...

Mac Is Back
04-18-2007, 06:09 PM
I saw this thread and automatically thought of the "jump to conclusions" map from Office space.. haha I love that movie...:o

Ugh.

I was going to say that. :D



"Well? What do you guys think?"

"...that's probably the worst idea I've ever heard of."

jtk1519
04-18-2007, 07:01 PM
First, what happened was a guy, with papers came into VT and killed 32 kids. My investigation is over.

mojotrain
04-18-2007, 07:14 PM
First, what happened was a guy, with papers came into VT and killed 32 kids. My investigation is over.
It was and now so is everyone elses all in less than a week.

jtk1519
04-18-2007, 07:17 PM
It was and now so is everyone elses all in less than a week.

Amazing isn't it? And we didn't even have to form one of your committees, put troops on the border or shoot all the cooks at China Panda.

LoneRocket
04-18-2007, 07:37 PM
The Imus meeting with the Rutgers team and Al Sharpton... This is why I think it's best to withhold judgment on the administration and police force at VT until all the facts are determined.
Actually it was a meeting between Imus and the Rutgers team. Sharpton was not there as far as I know he was not invited. He might had been working on the Shawn Bell case.

LoneRocket
04-18-2007, 07:39 PM
But we already know that evil foreigners did the VT shooting. Seal the borders militarily, case closed.

But we are friends with South Korea some are even officers in our military. Who is going to step up and take their place?

Firebird
04-18-2007, 07:52 PM
But we are friends with South Korea some are even officers in our military. Who is going to step up and take there place?

Foreign= bad. We need to sever all our ties and alliances with foreigners. We need to sit behind our oceans and just threaten to shoot or blow up anyone who attempts to come here, or even call us. It'll be no problem, because mojotrain has his own plan for a command economy that will be entirely self-sustained.

We might need to round up anyone who can speak a language besides "American", who has friends or relatives outside of America, or who once read a book about any other country. If they like non-America stuff so much, we should send them to Mexico or China or Saudi Arabia or something. Love it or leave it, baby.

t-long20
04-18-2007, 07:56 PM
Foreign= bad. We need to sever all our ties and alliances with foreigners. We need to sit behind our oceans and just threaten to shoot or blow up anyone who attempts to come here, or even call us. It'll be no problem, because mojotrain has his own plan for a command economy that will be entirely self-sustained.

We might need to round up anyone who can speak a language besides "American", who has friends or relatives outside of America, or who once read a book about any other country. If they like non-America stuff so much, we should send them to Mexico or China or Saudi Arabia or something. Love it or leave it, baby.

yea in fact according to mojotrain all exports and imports need to be stopped immediately in fact if you have an accent you need to be deported forget that diversity is part of what makes the usa unique i know that command economy sounds like communism for anyone with a brain but trust me it isnt:D

Firebird
04-18-2007, 07:57 PM
So would it be safe to say that the door to your house is wide open, and there's no fence around your yard?

Anyone and everyone welcomed to waltz right in at any given time of the day or night and make ourselves at home at your place?


Once again, the guy was a legal permanent resident who immigrated with his entire family to the US. By all accounts, the family did nothing more threating than run a dry-cleaners.

Some of you are badly misinformed on what getting permanent resident status entails. If you haven't gone through it, then you are speaking from igorance. They don't just hand out green cards. It is a long, expensive, intrusive process. The government peers into every facet of your life, conducts background checks as best it can, and demands that you satisfy strict financial residency requirements once you arrive. Some bad apples will inevitably slip through, but you can't scrap the system because of that.

If a kid spent 15 of his 23 years here, I think it's safe to say that he didn't become a psycho in Korea. Maybe we should concentrate on the plank in America's collective eye.

LoneRocket
04-18-2007, 07:57 PM
Foreign= bad. We need to sever all our ties and alliances with foreigners. We need to sit behind our oceans and just threaten to shoot or blow up anyone who attempts to come here, or even call us. It'll be no problem, because mojotrain has his own plan for a command economy that will be entirely self-sustained.

We might need to round up anyone who can speak a language besides "American", who has friends or relatives outside of America, or who once read a book about any other country. If they like non-America stuff so much, we should send them to Mexico or China or Saudi Arabia or something. Love it or leave it, baby.

Will he make an exception for that world class FOREIGN place kicker who will be enrolling(just kidding of course) at the OP next week?:rolleyes:

Firebird
04-18-2007, 08:00 PM
yea in fact according to mojotrain all exports and imports need to be stopped immediately in fact if you have an accent you need to be deported forget that diversity is part of what makes the usa unique i know that command economy sounds like communism for anyone with a brain but trust me it isnt:D

Good call, I forgot about that one. Also if you have an excessive fondness for ethnic cuisine? Tell me, just why the hell should we have to tolerate these foreigners coming in here and selling their cheap tacos, pad thai, hummus, and tandoori? Don't we have good old American cooks ready and willing to serve chicken fried steak and hamburgers?


I remember when, back in the 1950's America was strong and nobody went to some damn foreign place to get their dinner. You went to the local diner, by God, and ordered some meatloaf with a slice of apple pie.

Firebird
04-18-2007, 08:00 PM
Will he make an exception for that world class FOREIGN place kicker who will be enrolling(just kidding of course) at the OP next week?:rolleyes:

Nope, no more soccer-style kickers. That's out of the question.

KT2000
04-18-2007, 08:05 PM
Does all this mean I have to resign my position as the Head of Brazilian Relations?

I'm prepared to fight.

Firebird
04-18-2007, 08:06 PM
Does all this mean I have to resign my position as the Head of Brazilian Relations?

I'm prepared to fight.

Go to Brazil if you like it so much. Why can't you be head of American Relations? We need to build relations between good honest Americans before we reach out to Brazilians or Ecuadorans, or what have you.

I say, close down our embassies. We have nothing to hear and nothing to say to people outside of the US.

LoneRocket
04-18-2007, 08:13 PM
Does all this mean I have to resign my position as the Head of Brazilian Relations?

I'm prepared to fight.

Some might call you a collaborator. Carnaval:D

Firebird
04-18-2007, 08:18 PM
Some might call you a collaborator. Carnaval:D


Just a no good enemy of God, apple pie, baseball, and mom. Stop messing up my country, KT.

Bobcat81
04-18-2007, 09:01 PM
Once again, the guy was a legal permanent resident who immigrated with his entire family to the US. By all accounts, the family did nothing more threating than run a dry-cleaners.

Some of you are badly misinformed on what getting permanent resident status entails. If you haven't gone through it, then you are speaking from igorance. They don't just hand out green cards. It is a long, expensive, intrusive process. The government peers into every facet of your life, conducts background checks as best it can, and demands that you satisfy strict financial residency requirements once you arrive. Some bad apples will inevitably slip through, but you can't scrap the system because of that.

If a kid spent 15 of his 23 years here, I think it's safe to say that he didn't become a psycho in Korea. Maybe we should concentrate on the plank in America's collective eye.


I think that was a very creative way to avoid the question ;)

mad_fan
04-18-2007, 09:06 PM
Office Space...I love that movie...
Jump to Conclusions mat...
I laugh everytime I see that...

KT2000
04-18-2007, 09:11 PM
Just a no good enemy of God, apple pie, baseball, and mom. Stop messing up my country, KT.

I'm sorry. That one didn't compute. Adriana Lima was on my television.

twcpfan1
04-18-2007, 10:03 PM
I'm sorry. That one didn't compute. Adriana Lima was on my television.

Didn't know who that was so I looked it up.


http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsjan05/TCS%20-%20Adriana%20Lima_files/adriana_lima_20ii.jpg

mad_fan
04-18-2007, 10:05 PM
Didn't know who that was so I looked it up.


http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsjan05/TCS%20-%20Adriana%20Lima_files/adriana_lima_20ii.jpg

:eek:

I'll be right back...

jtk1519
04-18-2007, 10:05 PM
Mother of God! :eek:

mad_fan
04-18-2007, 10:06 PM
Didn't know who that was so I looked it up.


http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsjan05/TCS%20-%20Adriana%20Lima_files/adriana_lima_20ii.jpg

so the guy in the background is looking at WHAT???:eek:

I'll be right back...

jtk1519
04-18-2007, 10:10 PM
jtk is very happy.

http://poisonkitchen.typepad.com/politics/images/elephanthat.jpg

Reaganrattler07
04-18-2007, 10:35 PM
I'm sorry. That one didn't compute. Adriana Lima was on my television.

After seeing the posts made after this and finding out who exactly this....er, hot lady is I believe we can all understand.

Firebird
04-19-2007, 01:17 AM
Why do all of you hate America? Why do we need to import models from south of the border when we have plenty of red-blooded American females willing to pose in midriff shirts and scanty lingerie for your viewing pleasure?

We need to pack her up and send her back to where she came from.

jtk1519
04-19-2007, 02:10 AM
Why do all of you hate America? Why do we need to import models from south of the border when we have plenty of red-blooded American females willing to pose in midriff shirts and scanty lingerie for your viewing pleasure?

We need to pack her up and send her back to where she came from.

Shut the **** up!!!

mojotrain
04-19-2007, 01:57 PM
yea in fact according to mojotrain all exports and imports need to be stopped immediately in fact if you have an accent you need to be deported forget that diversity is part of what makes the usa unique i know that command economy sounds like communism for anyone with a brain but trust me it isnt:D

Refering to trade don't stop anything but slap tarrifs on foreign goods equal to what they slap on our goods being sold in their countries.(thats the real fair trade) then send all illegals home and close the borders to new ones until we see who is here and figure out a way to handle people of any race that kill our children this is what I mean if you read anything else into it your pissin up a tree. Other that that you almost got according to mojotrain right.

mojotrain
04-19-2007, 01:59 PM
Shut the **** up!!!

Word from the Kremlin!

DragonBand06
04-19-2007, 03:52 PM
"I once had this great idea for a 'jump to conclusions mat'. It was a floor mat, with different conclusions you could JUMP to!"

I love that movie. :D

Dog Will Hunt
04-19-2007, 04:07 PM
Didn't know who that was so I looked it up.


http://www.blazyshow.com/news/inthenewsjan05/TCS%20-%20Adriana%20Lima_files/adriana_lima_20ii.jpg

Dang son, now I'm Sportin Wood !!!