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ktCarl
02-16-2007, 10:37 AM
There. I've said it. Had to get it off my chest. Will you guys/gals by my book if I write one? I'm definitely not into monkeys. I want to make that clear.

I feel better.

wide-e-wide
02-16-2007, 10:40 AM
And to think...I could have stood next to you in the gym showers. :eek:

I am also a heterosexual. And I am also writing a book all about my struggles as a heterosexual male in America. It's called " All about the booty...female booty that is"
I hope I didn't creep anyone out with all of this. The thought of me kissing a woman is scary I know...what with me being a man and all.

RedRage00
02-16-2007, 10:45 AM
There. I've said it. Had to get it off my chest. Will you guys/gals by my book if I write one? I'm definitely not into monkeys. I want to make that clear.

I feel better.

Well, if its a good book I'd buy it!

dada
02-16-2007, 10:46 AM
You mean...you WERE'NT attracted to me? I feel silly now...guess what? I'M HETEROSEXUAL TOO!!! :D

SV61
02-16-2007, 10:46 AM
"Well, you know, I hate hetrosexual people. I let it be known I don’t like hetrosexual people. I don’t like to be around hetrosexual people. I’m hetrophobic. It shouldn’t be in the world, in the United States, I don’t like it".

wide-e-wide
02-16-2007, 10:47 AM
"Well, you know, I hate hetrosexual people. I let it be known I don’t like hetrosexual people. I don’t like to be around hetrosexual people. I’m hetrophobic. It shouldn’t be in the world, in the United States, I don’t like it".

now do the UTEP 2-step for us one time...please???

RedRage00
02-16-2007, 10:49 AM
And to think...I could have stood next to you in the gym showers. :eek:

I am also a heterosexual. And I am also writing a book all about my struggles as a heterosexual male in America. It's called " All about the booty...female booty that is"
I hope I didn't creep anyone out with all of this. The thought of me kissing a woman is scary I know...what with me being a man and all.


All about the booty...LMFAO!

SV61
02-16-2007, 10:49 AM
now do the UTEP 2-step for us one time...please???

:confused:

Sounds Funny, but don't understand?

Is that like Harey Carey or something?

dada
02-16-2007, 10:50 AM
:confused:

Sounds Funny, but don't understand?

Is that like Harey Carey or something?

Tim Hardaway----UTEP Alumn

jtk1519
02-16-2007, 10:51 AM
I hate straight people.

DragonBand06
02-16-2007, 10:52 AM
Everybody's doing it, so I guess I'll come out and say it... I too am a heterosexual. Hey, we should have a big Heterosexual Pride Parade!

RedRage00
02-16-2007, 10:53 AM
Everybody's doing it, so I guess I'll come out and say it... I too am a heterosexual. Hey, we should have a big Heterosexual Pride Parade!

Yeah, you and your band nerd friends can be the featured band!

wide-e-wide
02-16-2007, 10:55 AM
:confused:

Sounds Funny, but don't understand?

Is that like Harey Carey or something?

When Hardaway played for UTEP they called his crossover move "the UTEP 2-step" and it was freaking awesome.
Kind of ironic that his alma mater overcame enormous amounts of bigotry and he ends up making those stupid comments.
For those that don't know...UTEP used to be Texas Western...the first school to start 5 black players in the NCAA (and won the national title). The movie Glory Road is about that team.

jtk1519
02-16-2007, 10:57 AM
When Hardaway played for UTEP they called his crossover move "the UTEP 2-step" and it was freaking awesome.
Kind of ironic that his alma mater overcame enormous amounts of bigotry and he ends up making those stupid comments.
For those that don't know...UTEP used to be Texas Western...the first school to start 5 black players in the NCAA (and won the national title). The movie Glory Road is about that team.

Geez, just how old are you? Did you also watch Bill Russell in high school? ;)

SV61
02-16-2007, 11:21 AM
When Hardaway played for UTEP they called his crossover move "the UTEP 2-step" and it was freaking awesome.
Kind of ironic that his alma mater overcame enormous amounts of bigotry and he ends up making those stupid comments.
For those that don't know...UTEP used to be Texas Western...the first school to start 5 black players in the NCAA (and won the national title). The movie Glory Road is about that team.

Once again, two steps ahead of me! I didn't realize that Hardaway played for UTEP

I didn't want to have to come out of the closet, but dammit;

I am Hetro.

I hope that everyone still respects me. I mean, those that respected me BEFORE I made this earth shattering comment!

:o

ktCarl
02-16-2007, 11:40 AM
I hope that everyone still respects me. I mean, those that respected me BEFORE I made this earth shattering comment!

:o

I was about to say...."When did anyone respect YOU?!" :D

twcpfan1
02-16-2007, 12:04 PM
You mean...you WERE'NT attracted to me? I feel silly now...guess what? I'M HETEROSEXUAL TOO!!! :D


Don't you think the male primates would have had a problem with that?

svhorns
02-16-2007, 12:08 PM
I love 5atexasfootball.com.... so I know Im not gay...:D

wide-e-wide
02-16-2007, 12:10 PM
Don't you think the male primates would have had a problem with that?

You would be surprised at how compassionate and forgiving little monkeys are...

LUFPAN
02-16-2007, 12:11 PM
And to think...I could have stood next to you in the gym showers. :eek:

I am also a heterosexual. And I am also writing a book all about my struggles as a heterosexual male in America. It's called " All about the booty...female booty that is"
I hope I didn't creep anyone out with all of this. The thought of me kissing a woman is scary I know...what with me being a man and all.

I'll buy that book as long as it has pictures.

ktCarl
02-16-2007, 12:12 PM
You would be surprised at how compassionate and forgiving little monkeys are...

Just ask dada.

SV61
02-16-2007, 12:20 PM
I was about to say...."When did anyone respect YOU?!" :D

Thought I would save you the trouble!

Hetro Man!

Say it.

Learn it.

Love it!

CyFallsMom
02-16-2007, 01:32 PM
Carl, I never had any doubt!! I, too, am a blatant, out of the closet Heterosexual. :)

As for the parade, we could sure have a Hetero Pride Week and parade but we would be come down upon by every liberal in the country as being biased, phobic, haters, whatever:eek:

GoOwls
02-16-2007, 03:02 PM
And to think...I could have stood next to you in the gym showers. :eek:

I am also a heterosexual. And I am also writing a book all about my struggles as a heterosexual male in America. It's called " All about the booty...female booty that is"
I hope I didn't creep anyone out with all of this. The thought of me kissing a woman is scary I know...what with me being a man and all.

I'm not only a heterosexual....I'm a CONFIDENT heterosexual. :D

DragonBand06
02-16-2007, 04:32 PM
Carl, I never had any doubt!!
That's what CyFallsMom said! ;)

t-long20
02-16-2007, 04:44 PM
I'm not only a heterosexual....I'm a CONFIDENT heterosexual. :D

everyone seems to be coming out the closet here seems like the new trend well.... i too am a heterosexual and im proud but whats going to be the colors of our flag

DragonBand06
02-16-2007, 04:52 PM
everyone seems to be coming out the closet here seems like the new trend well.... i too am a heterosexual and im proud but whats going to be the colors of our flag
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s21/TxAggieMc/StraightFlag.jpg
Paint + Free Time :D

slorch
02-16-2007, 04:54 PM
pink and blue?

LMAO at the pastels

DragonBand06
02-16-2007, 04:55 PM
pink and blue?

LMAO at the pastels

only so the Symbols would show up. ;)

slorch
02-16-2007, 05:06 PM
I say you gotta have green- for M&Ms and bologna(Coal Miner's daughter)

and blue- for the times when the green ain't happening

ktCarl
02-16-2007, 05:44 PM
That's what CyFallsMom said! ;)

Bad boy! You and dragons08.

stevefoxsc
02-16-2007, 07:42 PM
There. I've said it. Had to get it off my chest. Will you guys/gals by my book if I write one? I'm definitely not into monkeys. I want to make that clear.

I feel better.

nothing wrong with that hetros get far more decent women than the " BIG SUPER TOUGH MACHO MAN" plus you know you look better to not that it would really matter or anything.

Sacred Ground
02-16-2007, 09:10 PM
You must all becareful what you say, the national liberalcratic police might be reading this. Don't you remember what happened back in 2057 when the couple from Mexifornia petitioned the court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. The man was exiled to Texico for life and the woman had to spend 2 years learning proper techniques for using a turkey baster...I mean envitro fertilization methods.

CyFallsMom
02-17-2007, 08:07 AM
Bad boy! You and dragons08.

Ditto!! It's not like I have personal knowledge there now!! Just an observation:).

ktCarl
02-17-2007, 08:51 AM
You mean...you WERE'NT attracted to me? I feel silly now...guess what? I'M HETEROSEXUAL TOO!!! :D

You know, you are silly. I think everyone knows that plus I've met your son at a game so I know your HS. Except, how come you always sit next to me at the games? :rolleyes:

Miss Kitty
02-17-2007, 10:39 AM
There. I've said it. Had to get it off my chest. Will you guys/gals by my book if I write one? I'm definitely not into monkeys. I want to make that clear.

I feel better.

Well, I am glad to know but I have never doubted actually. I would cry if you were. With a body like that....it would be such a waste!!!!!:) ;)

dada
02-17-2007, 02:34 PM
You know, you are silly. I think everyone knows that plus I've met your son at a game so I know your HS. Except, how come you always sit next to me at the games? :rolleyes:

Because you we're layed back....and not as aggresive as Kitty and KT......you never know WHO'S pinching your butt if you sit between those two.

CyFallsMom
02-17-2007, 02:57 PM
Hey I like sitting as close to all three as I can get. KT always has great perspective on the game. Kitty has tons of spirit and she brings Pup along who is just a great kid to be around and Carl just keeps me laughing and we do high fives no matter how far away we are!!

mad_fan
02-17-2007, 03:58 PM
mad_fan = hetero...
ms_mad = mostly hetero...:D

DragonBand06
02-17-2007, 05:02 PM
KT always has great perspective
Kitty has tons of spirit
Carl just keeps me laughing
Ahem....
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

3 Pointer. :cool:

KatyTigerDad0407
02-17-2007, 09:00 PM
Hey Wide,

What did you do with Seguine?

wide-e-wide
02-17-2007, 10:44 PM
Hey Wide,

What did you do with Seguine?

I didn't do anything with him...KT banned him.

mad_fan
02-18-2007, 02:07 PM
I didn't do anything with him...KT banned him.

He would have had nothing to add to this thread...