View Full Version : Stop bashing the french!
stevefoxsc
02-14-2007, 04:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8jq2I0Y1E thats why they didn't help us **** iraq... There 1 step above canada but come on cut them some slack.
svhorns
02-14-2007, 04:22 PM
French People Suck....
OU=France without the hot girls....
LUFPAN
02-14-2007, 04:23 PM
Its a free country........bash away. I can think of no country more deserving than France.
yankee
02-14-2007, 04:24 PM
i'm not going to even watch that.
the french suck.
end of story.
GoOwls
02-14-2007, 05:01 PM
Do you know why the French have tree lined boulevards all over the country?
The German army likes to travel in the shade.
I saw an ad in the paper the other day. It said: "French Army rifle. Good as new. Never fired, dropped once."
:D
TrojanHorse03
02-14-2007, 05:13 PM
Lmao
HUM398
02-14-2007, 05:26 PM
Did you know French fries are really Belgium...and served with mayo on top, in what looks like an ice cream cone.
French people...:mad:
http://www.brussels-bistro.com/images/links/belgian-fries.jpg
wide-e-wide
02-14-2007, 05:28 PM
French people hate puppies and little baby Jesus.
Bet you didn't know that Bob's name is actually Stoope' did you?
Well it is...and he sucks.
Bobcat81
02-14-2007, 05:33 PM
Hahahaha.. I laughed like hell at that video. Woooooo.....Hahahaha.
I better keep taking my vitamins. I hope my missile doesn't ever do that :p
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jtk1519
02-14-2007, 05:43 PM
French women are some of the hottest on the planet.
KT2000
02-14-2007, 05:45 PM
French women are some of the hottest on the planet.
Champ's been to Paris three times in the last few years and his verdict=
very overrated.
The general consensus I've heard is that the best Euro women are in Czech Republic and Germany.
jtk1519
02-14-2007, 05:51 PM
Champ's been to Paris three times in the last few years and his verdict=
very overrated.
The general consensus I've heard is that the best Euro women are in Czech Republic and Germany.
Champ can kiss my rear. He's married. Married men don't get to vote anymore. :D
Seriously though, German women... true Germen women and not the giant chested blonds serving the 120oz. mugs of beer... scare me. I don't know what it is, but most of the German women I have met have a certain masculine quality to them.
Now, Italian women. There's a topic that deserves it's own thread. :cool:
GoOwls
02-14-2007, 05:56 PM
Champ's been to Paris three times in the last few years and his verdict=
very overrated.
The general consensus I've heard is that the best Euro women are in Czech Republic and Germany.
You know, it's funny you say that. I've got two ladies on my mail route who married American men to get here. One is Czech and the other is Ukranian. They aren't obviously hot or anything, but they are so dang sexy, and I don't really know why. It's not like they are working it or anything, they just got a hotness that oozes out. I think some of it is the accent.
Redclad
02-14-2007, 06:02 PM
The only seat available on the train was directly adjecent to a well dressed middle aged french women and the seat was occupied by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French women looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the women with the dog. Again he asked, Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired and there are no other seats."
The French women wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant,... Imagine!" The American said nothing else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the now empty seat. The women shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've the wrong biotch out the window."
KT2000
02-14-2007, 06:04 PM
Brazilian and Argentinian women tend to have the same effect on me GoOwls.
DrEdward
02-14-2007, 06:05 PM
French women are some of the hottest on the planet.
They got absolutely nothing better than Texas women!
jtk1519
02-14-2007, 06:06 PM
You know, it's funny you say that. I've got two ladies on my mail route who married American men to get here. One is Czech and the other is Ukranian. They aren't obviously hot or anything, but they are so dang sexy, and I don't really know why. It's not like they are working it or anything, they just got a hotness that oozes out. I think some of it is the accent.
It's the allure of the mail order bride.
jtk1519
02-14-2007, 06:07 PM
Brazilian and Argentinian women tend to have the same effect on me GoOwls.
HOLLA! I think it was SI.com that ran a photo spread during the World Cup showing beautiful women from their respective countries. Brazil and Argentina pwn3d all.
farmerfan
02-14-2007, 06:09 PM
They got absolutely nothing better than Texas women!
Texas women suck. Very overrated. Girls for the most part are very snobbish and stuck up in other words they can be some of the biggest B's around.
You want a true women Alabama, Tennessee and Georgia and it aint even close.
I also agree with German women especially those Bavarians.
jtk1519
02-14-2007, 06:10 PM
Texas women suck.
You son if a http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/censored.gif. :mad:
Redclad
02-14-2007, 06:11 PM
A French and an American general were surveying a battlefield. A bullet strikes the American general, grazing his arm. He shouts, "Aide! Bring me my red jacket!" The French general asks "Why did you do that?" The American general responds "So my men don't see that I'm bleeding, and lose hope." A second bullet narrowly misses the French general's ear and he shouts: "Aide! Bring me my brown trousers!"
farmerfan
02-14-2007, 06:12 PM
You son if a http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/censored.gif. :mad:
living in the metroplex and dealing with women from Flower Mound, Frisco, Highland Park, Plano among others will lead you to that conclusion. Im sure it would be different if I was around some West Texas girls more.
jtk1519
02-14-2007, 06:24 PM
living in the metroplex and dealing with women from Flower Mound, Frisco, Highland Park, Plano among others will lead you to that conclusion. Im sure it would be different if I was around some West Texas girls more.
You can't judge Texas women by those you find in Collin County and North Dallas. They tend to be pretentious, stuck up and so fake that it's like banging a blow up doll.
West Texas does have it's share of hot women. Roaming around ACU's campus would make you want to sin (a lot) if it wasn't ACU (they frown on sinning).
The best is Central Texas. Draw a line around Austin going 100 miles or so in either direction. Perhaps more beautiful women per square mile than any other place on Earth.
Bobcat81
02-14-2007, 07:02 PM
The only seat available on the train was directly adjecent to a well dressed middle aged french women and the seat was occupied by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French women looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the women with the dog. Again he asked, Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired and there are no other seats."
The French women wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant,... Imagine!" The American said nothing else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the now empty seat. The women shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've the wrong biotch out the window."
LAMO... That's funny.
wide-e-wide
02-14-2007, 07:43 PM
French women are some of the hottest on the planet.
yeah if you're into that whole Buckwheat in a headlock thing.
jakerz
02-14-2007, 07:44 PM
You can't judge Texas women by those you find in Collin County and North Dallas. They tend to be pretentious, stuck up and so fake that it's like banging a blow up doll.
West Texas does have it's share of hot women. Roaming around ACU's campus would make you want to sin (a lot) if it wasn't ACU (they frown on sinning).
The best is Central Texas. Draw a line around Austin going 100 miles or so in either direction. Perhaps more beautiful women per square mile than any other place on Earth.
That's what I'm talking about!
t-long20
02-14-2007, 07:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT8jq2I0Y1E thats why they didn't help us **** iraq... There 1 step above canada but come on cut them some slack.
after watching that video i think its safe to say canada is now 1 step above the french
wide-e-wide
02-14-2007, 07:49 PM
Texas women suck. Very overrated. Girls for the most part are very snobbish and stuck up in other words they can be some of the biggest B's around.
You want a true women Alabama, Tennessee and Georgia and it aint even close.
I also agree with German women especially those Bavarians.
You have exactly 24hrs to get the hell out of my state.
jakerz
02-14-2007, 07:53 PM
You have exactly 24hrs to get the hell out of my state.
Texas woman are great, but not the best. For me it goes something like this..
1. Lower Canada
2. Georgia
3. Texas
4. Tennessee
Yes, I've experienced all four.
t-long20
02-14-2007, 07:54 PM
You have exactly 24hrs to get the hell out of my state.
i agree texas has such a variety of women you cant just call them all out and say they suck
t-long20
02-14-2007, 07:56 PM
1. Lower Canada
2. Georgia
3. Texas
4. Tennessee
i visited georgia one time and after seing the women they have over there i cant wait to go back and visit again
wide-e-wide
02-14-2007, 07:58 PM
Texas woman are great, but not the best. For me it goes something like this..
1. Lower Canada
2. Georgia
3. Texas
4. Tennessee
Yes, I've experienced all four.
1. Southern women period
2. Dominican Republic
3. California
4. Brooklyn (for some reason I've always had a thing for the Brooklyn girls)
mad_fan
02-14-2007, 08:13 PM
It's 8:12PM and France still SUCKS...
mad_fan
02-14-2007, 08:17 PM
Texas woman are great, but not the best. For me it goes something like this..
1. Lower Canada
2. Georgia
3. Texas
4. Tennessee
Yes, I've experienced all four.
:D Ms Mad is an import...so I tend to agree...
Reaganrattler07
02-14-2007, 08:27 PM
:D Ms Mad is an import...so I tend to agree...
What was the import tax?
farmerfan
02-14-2007, 08:59 PM
You have exactly 24hrs to get the hell out of my state.
well in about 2 hours i will be in a totally different "state". :D and yes from my experiences with them they do for the most part suck. then again it only deals with the DFW
farmerfan
02-14-2007, 09:00 PM
Texas woman are great, but not the best. For me it goes something like this..
1. Lower Canada
2. Georgia
3. Texas
4. Tennessee
Yes, I've experienced all four.
Georgia and it aint even close man. I've experienced 3 of the 4 on that list and Georgia blows em all out the water. Tennessee woudl be second.
DrEdward
02-14-2007, 09:02 PM
Texas women suck. Very overrated. Girls for the most part are very snobbish and stuck up in other words they can be some of the biggest B's around.
You want a true women Alabama, Tennessee and Georgia and it aint even close.
I am certainly willing to broaden it to include Southern women.
farmerfan
02-14-2007, 09:04 PM
I am certainly willing to broaden it to include Southern women.
absolutley. however what do we determine as the south. because i just dont get a "southern" feel in Texas. bits lf East Texas will give you a little of a southern feel but for the most part this state is lacking in that.
toddg
02-14-2007, 09:10 PM
yeah if you're into that whole Buckwheat in a headlock thing.
thats dr. j in a headlock..:D
Trinity Trojan Fan For Li
02-14-2007, 09:20 PM
Texas women suck.
Be careful - those are fightin' words! :mad: You've insulted all the females on this site and on Valentine's Day to boot! j/k ;)
slorch
02-14-2007, 10:17 PM
Texas women suck. Very overrated. Girls for the most part are very snobbish and stuck up in other words they can be some of the biggest B's around.
You want a true women Alabama, Tennessee and Georgia and it aint even close.
I also agree with German women especially those Bavarians.
the alcohol problem is severely worse than we've previously diagnosed!
God blessed Texas, 2 legs at a time!
ktCarl
02-15-2007, 06:43 AM
French women are some of the hottest on the planet.
If you like hairy legs and armpits.
GoOwls
02-15-2007, 11:45 AM
yeah if you're into that whole Buckwheat in a headlock thing.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LUFPAN
02-15-2007, 12:35 PM
Here's something French that I do love....
http://www.break.com/index/french_military_test_fires_anti_tank_missile.html
drgnbkr
02-15-2007, 12:57 PM
French women are some of the hottest on the planet.
Yeah but their hairy armpits stink!
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