A true football fan

[BlackandRed05]

A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"

The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else - - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take
the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

[t-long20]

im sorry but thats where you gotta draw the line between football fanatic and plain common sense...football is just a game life is alot more valuable

[BlackandRed05]

im sorry but thats where you gotta draw the line between football fanatic and plain common sense...football is just a game life is alot more valuable

Uh, it was just a joke. :confused:
joke (jōk) Pronunciation Key
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

[t-long20]

Uh, it was just a joke. :confused:
joke (jōk) Pronunciation Key
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

yea ummmm i knew it was a joke but you also gotta draw the line between jokes and "sick" jokes because that joke was not funny at all

[TrojanHorse03]

yea ummmm i knew it was a joke but you also gotta draw the line between jokes and "sick" jokes because that joke was not funny at all

Actually it was, and is just a joke.

[BDB]

Actually it was, and is just a joke.

shhhhhhhhhhhh. PC man will get his feelings hurt that you even THINK that that was the least bit humerous......now g ostand in timeout.

the 5a bully

[BlackandRed05]

yea ummmm i knew it was a joke but you also gotta draw the line between jokes and "sick" jokes because that joke was not funny at all

Aw crap, you ruined it. Now I dont think the joke is funny anymore! :mad:

[K-Rock]

I thought it was great. My wife and I read it together. We both laughed. She said she would come back and haunt me. :p
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[BlackandRed05]

I thought it was great. My wife and I read it together. We both laughed. She said she would come back and haunt me. :p
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Bro, my father in law would HUNT me down.

[Slim-Rob]

yea ummmm i knew it was a joke but you also gotta draw the line between jokes and "sick" jokes because that joke was not funny at all

wow holy crap are you serious? That's not a sick joke at all. If you think that joke is sick then you haven't heard jokes before...seriously dude...wow

[BlackandRed05]

wow holy crap are you serious? That's not a sick joke at all. If you think that joke is sick then you haven't heard jokes before...seriously dude...wow

I looked for a " politically correct joke " as not to offend him, but there wasnt one.

[CoveMom]

roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CedarHillDad]

good and funny.:D

[BDB]

I looked for a " politically correct joke " as not to offend him, but there wasnt one.
politically correct, and joke do not mix well.

so jesus, bin ladin, and jenna jameson walk into a bar..............

[t-long20]

wow holy crap are you serious? That's not a sick joke at all. If you think that joke is sick then you haven't heard jokes before...seriously dude...wow

wow i thought this was a public board so now i get bashed for stating my opinion

[yallerjacket]

wow i thought this was a public board so now i get bashed for stating my opinion

You're not getting bashed for stating your opinion. Your opinion was just stupid. That's what you got bashed for.

[t-long20]

You're not getting bashed for stating your opinion. Your opinion was just stupid. That's what you got bashed for.

im not gonna take back what i said just cause you wanna go whining "no no that was a great joke it made me laugh and everything ignore the 15 replies this thread has had is was super funny please come up with another joke" just cause im the only one who doesnt like the joke and replied stating that i dont doesnt mean my opion was stupid

[BlackandRed05]

im not gonna take back what i said just cause you wanna go whining "no no that was a great joke it made me laugh and everything ignore the 15 replies this thread has had is was super funny please come up with another joke" just cause im the only one who doesnt like the joke and replied stating that i dont doesnt mean my opion was stupid

Settle down Beavis. It was a good joke, sorry you didnt like it.

[stevefoxsc]

im sorry but thats where you gotta draw the line between football fanatic and plain common sense...football is just a game life is alot more valuable

rhetorically if i were dead, and my wife had tickets to a super bowl game i'd would hope she goes to the game.

But even then there would still be time for both.

[t-long20]

Settle down Beavis. It was a good joke, sorry you didnt like it.

well im not gonna get all roudy over some joke but some people liked so i guess you should feel good

[t-long20]

rhetorically if i were dead, and my wife had tickets to a super bowl game i'd would hope she goes to the game.

But even then there would still be time for both.

well im glad to know that:D

[slorch]

im sorry but thats where you gotta draw the line between football fanatic and plain common sense...football is just a game life is alot more valuable

she's dead, what are you going to do, hurt her worse?

[Miss Kitty]

I don't get it. Why did he schedule the funeral during the Super Bowl? ;)

[yallerjacket]

I don't get it. Why did he schedule the funeral during the Super Bowl? ;)

Must have been those wacky in-laws.