Texasfrog
02-03-2007, 01:04 PM
Three football players go to the Doctor to get their football physicals. One is from UT, A&M and OU.
The Longhorn goes in first to see the Doc.
The Doc hooks up the heart monitor and ask the Horn.
How do you like your Girlfriend? The Horns heart goes "beep,beep,beep."
How do you like J.Simpson ? Horn's heart, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,BEEP,BEEP !!"
Doc says, Your good go into the other room and wait.
The Aggie walks in to see the Doc.
Doc hooks up the heart monitor and ask the Aggie.
How much do you like your Girlfriend ? Ag's heart goes "beep, beep, beep."
How do you like J. Simpson ? Ag's heart goes, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP."
Doc says, Your good go into the other room and wait.
The Sooner walks in to see the Doc.
Doc hooks up the heart monitor and aks the sooner.
How much do you like your girlfriend? Sooner heart goes. "baa, baa, baa"
How much do you like J. Simpson ? Sooner heart goes, "ba, ba, ba"
Doc say's, "Hmm, I need to do somemore test on you later. Go into the room with the other BOYS and wait for me.
Sooner heart goes, "BEEP BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.":eek:
The Longhorn goes in first to see the Doc.
The Doc hooks up the heart monitor and ask the Horn.
How do you like your Girlfriend? The Horns heart goes "beep,beep,beep."
How do you like J.Simpson ? Horn's heart, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,BEEP,BEEP !!"
Doc says, Your good go into the other room and wait.
The Aggie walks in to see the Doc.
Doc hooks up the heart monitor and ask the Aggie.
How much do you like your Girlfriend ? Ag's heart goes "beep, beep, beep."
How do you like J. Simpson ? Ag's heart goes, "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP."
Doc says, Your good go into the other room and wait.
The Sooner walks in to see the Doc.
Doc hooks up the heart monitor and aks the sooner.
How much do you like your girlfriend? Sooner heart goes. "baa, baa, baa"
How much do you like J. Simpson ? Sooner heart goes, "ba, ba, ba"
Doc say's, "Hmm, I need to do somemore test on you later. Go into the room with the other BOYS and wait for me.
Sooner heart goes, "BEEP BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.":eek: