Monkey Bread!!!!!!!

[CFlb38 08]

MEN, get your wives, BOYS, get your momma's to make the infamous and delicious MONKEY BREAD!!!!

its dough balls smothered in cinnamon/sugar, butter, butterscotch pudding,

you let that set over night so the dough rises....then you top it with a glaze of powdered sugar/ milk mix.

bake.

AND THE BEST DAMN FOOD IS PRODUCED!

[jakerz]

MEN, get your wives, BOYS, get your momma's to make the infamous and delicious MONKEY BREAD!!!!

its dough balls smothered in cinnamon/sugar, butter, butterscotch pudding,

you let that set over night so the dough rises....then you top it with a glaze of powdered sugar/ milk mix.

bake.

AND THE BEST DAMN FOOD IS PRODUCED!

Whats a wive?

[Firebird]

"Wives" is the plural of "wife".

[BAMF cowboy]

MEN, get your wives, BOYS, get your momma's to make the infamous and delicious MONKEY BREAD!!!!

its dough balls smothered in cinnamon/sugar, butter, butterscotch pudding,

you let that set over night so the dough rises....then you top it with a glaze of powdered sugar/ milk mix.

bake.

AND THE BEST DAMN FOOD IS PRODUCED!

amen, sounds effin delicious right now

[Favpack]

Love me some monkey bread.

If wives is plural for wife, why is knives plural for knife? If your wife finds out you have wives instead of wife, it will only take one knife to show you how she feels (think about it).

[BlackandRed05]

Whats a wive?
More than enough......

[TexasRed6x]

MEN, get your wives, BOYS, get your momma's to make the infamous and delicious MONKEY BREAD!!!!

its dough balls smothered in cinnamon/sugar, butter, butterscotch pudding,

you let that set over night so the dough rises....then you top it with a glaze of powdered sugar/ milk mix.

bake.

AND THE BEST DAMN FOOD IS PRODUCED!

Man I wish I had some right about now.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

I'll crack somebody's head over some monkey bread.

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

If your wife finds out you have wives instead of wife, it will only take one knife to show you how she feels (think about it).
OUCH!

[BDB]

we made that last year in class. its the SHIZZLE!!!

[K-Rock]

Never had it. My wife got a can for Christmas. I will get her to make it this weekend for the playoffs!

[dt1064]

Sounds good, but the food nazi's will be knocking at your door for suggesting this. Better wrap the dough around a radish or something to keep them off track.:D

[BlackandRed05]

Sounds good, but the food nazi's will be knocking at your door for suggesting this. Better wrap the dough around a radish or something to keep them off track.:D

LOL the food nazi..... NO BREAD FOR YOU!!!!!!

[okt0ber]

Cat bread Monkey Fish!

[RedRage00]

Cat bread Monkey Fish!

LMFAO!

I thought they were talking about the movie "Beauty Shop" too

[CFlb38 08]

omg....seriously its so delicious...i probably hate 5 servings the other day when i made it...man i feel sorry for the "wive" guy...where did you go to school at? Permian?

[Matthew 2000 Eagle]

LMFAO!

I thought they were talking about the movie "Beauty Shop" too

I was watching that movie last night.

"The monkey just jump out at atcha EEK! EEK!"

[CoveMom]

Okay, here's two recipes I know you will all go "ape" for. The are so easy even you guys can do them. Go ahead, surprise your wife/sweetie. You will be a demi-god to your kids. I promise.

Easy Monkey Bread:

3 Small Cans of Biscuits (cheap is good)
3/4 (or so) cup pecans or walnuts chopped coarse
1 cup white sugar
3 teaspoons of cinnamon (divided)
1 stick of butter
1 cup brown sugar
Bundt pan (ask your wife or mother)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Put the white sugar and 2 teaspoons of cinnamon in a 1 gallon zip-lock bag.
Cut biscuits into quarters and toss in cinnamon sugar mixture a few at a time.
As you finish enough to make layers in the bundt pan, layer them with the
pecans or walnuts. The pan should be about 3/4 full. NOT MORE.

Discard remaining sugar or use for cinnamon toast within 2 days (keep refrigerated).

In a small saucepan, melt butter. Add brown sugar and cinnamon. Bring to
a boil and boil 5 minutes (no longer). Pour over biscuits in bundt pan
and bake for about 30 minutes or until it appears that the biscuits have
risen to the maximum and begin to brown on top. Remove from oven and
invert onto serving plate. BE CAREFUL, THE PAN WILL BE HOT, coming out
of the oven and all.



GORILLA BREAD

21/2 cup white sugar
3 teaspoons cinnamon
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
2 (12-ounce) cans refrigerated biscuits (10 count)
1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped walnuts

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

Spray a bundt pan with nonstick cooking spray. Mix the granulated sugar and cinnamon. In a saucepan, melt the butter and brown sugar over low heat, stirring well; set aside. Cut the cream cheese into 20 equal (that means same size) cubes. Press the biscuits out with your fingers and sprinkle each with 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon sugar. Place a cube of cream cheese in the center of each biscuit, wrapping and sealing the dough around the cream cheese. Sprinkle 1/2 cup of the nuts into the bottom of the bundt pan. Place half of the prepared biscuits in the pan. Sprinkle with cinnamon sugar, pour half of the melted butter mixture over the biscuits, and sprinkle on 1/2 cup of nuts. Layer the remaining biscuits on top, sprinkle with the remaining cinnamon sugar, pour the remaining butter mixture over the biscuits, and sprinkle with the remaining 1/2 cup of nuts. Bake for 30 minutes. Remove from the oven and cool for 5 minutes. Place a plate on top and invert.

The first recipe is my version of a common recipe, but the second one
comes from Paula Deen (moment of silence), the QUEEN of real food.


They are called monkey/gorilla breads because you DO NOT CUT them, rather you pull them apart like apes. So easy, even a Caveman can do it.....