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mad_fan
01-01-2007, 06:33 PM
...January 1, 2007...I finished up the last jobs of 2006 today...tied up all the loose ends...

Is it always the small biz guys the want to upgrade their server at years end???
I understand...pay the money out at years end and get the deduction that year...some even mailed me checks for $XX,XXX.XX before I was finished...just to be sure they got their deduction...

Back on point dear Uncle...
I worked Christmas eve...I worked New Years Eve and Day...I worked seven days a week from four or five in the morning 'til six or seven in the evening...
I want to take a moment to clear a couple of things up...

I am thankful for only having to give you 43.3% of what I made during the holidays...(7.65% for my part of socialist security...another 7.65% for my employers part, that's me, and another 28% in income tax)...put another way...thanks for letting me keep 56.7% of my year end earnings...the check for the last quarter of 2006 will be in the mail shortly...

Speaking of quarterly estimate payments...I have noticed that if I keep sending you money...I don't hear from you...this brings me to my resolution...

I WILL FILE MY 2004 FEDERAL INDIVIDUAL INCOME TAX RETURN BY JANUARY 31, 2007...

Since I wrote first...please do not contact me between now and then...

Sincerly,

Mad_fan