LOCO LOBO vs PACK-A-TAK

[LPFAN]

LOCO LOBO vs PACK-A-TAK
The Feud Begins

Artist:PACK-A-TAK
Song Title: 10
Released 8/25/05

10
I got my 9, but you still shooting blanks
how many games it gonna take
to get you up in the ranks

your just a private and I am the captain
you talked all that noise last year,
now can you tell me what happened

what's that...did I hear you mumble
oh no....look out on the field
did somebody fumble
dang.....that sucks
I hear the Lufkin fans Rumble

So tell me Loco
can you give me a line
what's gonna happen in 2005
will we meet again
will your team be revived
will you finally win
or is fate on your side

now you can pass and you can run
all that you want
you can stack up your stats
and be a juggernaut
but tell me one thing Loco
and I will leave you alone
when the game is in your hands
can you hit the endzone

Yes Lane is gone
and the Dixon boys too
But we have much more talent
then we ever knew

I've seen it before and I'll see it again
Somehow I got a feeling
we might make it 10

Stay tuned for the next episode. LOCO LOBO Strikes Back!!!

[LPFAN]

LOCO LOBO Strikes Back!!!

Artist: LOCO LOBO
Song: 2005
Release Date:8/25/05


2005


What......10...is that what you say
Did you see what I saw
at the scrimmage the other day

You must be dreaming
if you think you can win
That's if your lucky
to meet us again

And please tell me where you got that name
From a McDonalds commercial
man PACK-A-TAK's lame
And whats with the panther growl
at every home game
man turn it off
it drives me insane

Yes I'm the Private
and you are the Captain
but at the end of the season
you will be like........what happened

Pack it is true, you did hear me mumble
I said "with Chris and Vondrell...
you guys are in trouble"

You asked me for a line
so I'll give one or two
Were gonna score all over you
before you know what to do
Then we'll hear a mumble
not from me but from you
"My Panthers are losing....
what should I do"

And I will tell you what will happen in 2005
If we meet up again
The Pack Won't Survive!!!

What will Pack-A-Tak do now? Stay tuned..

[raidercheerdad]

Tell me lobo, where you will be
after you meet Robert E Lee?

My verse is not long,
my air isn't hot,
this is my song
and a winning team we have got!

LOL I couln't help but chime in. I'll leave you two alone now!

[LPFAN]

BATTLE IN THE PINEY WOODS

Artist: PACK-A-TAK
Song: CAPTAIN
Release Date: 8/28/05



CAPTAIN


Hey Loco Lobo
guess who's in town
You better lay low
before you posse gets clowned

I am your C-A-P-T-A-I-N
when I come to battle
I come prepared to win

Win.....yeah Private
thats what I said
Does 9 in a row
still mess with your head
That's what I thought
so don't try and pretend
and quit talking noise
before we do it again

You say our team is weak
were average at best
Lets play a real game
see if you pass that test

I am your C-A-P-T-A-I-N
when I come to battle
I come prepared to win

So when you see me pass by
you better salute......
then drop and give me 20
and spit shine my boots

Now at ease Private
and be on your way
and and dont say a word
because I own you today.


What will LOCO LOBO do now. Will his posse really get clowned? Stay tuned as the Battle continues..........

[LPFAN]

THE BATTLE OF THE PINEY WOODS CONTINUES!

LOCO LOBO Goes Loco :eek:


Artist: LOCO LOBO
Title: Clown
Released: 8/29/05



Clown


My "Posse" got clowned
Is that all you've got
Am I battling Pack-A-Tak
or with Sir-Mix-Alot

You must be an old man
with a whole bunch of babies
cause those lyrics your using
sound like they come from the 80's

So let me guess
I bet your posses on broadway
Eating buttermilk biscuits
as they cruise on the causeway

And when you pull up in your hooptie
all your posse steps back
To make lots of room
because your baby's got back

Back...Track...
to the subject at hand
Boy you know the Lobos rule
the Piney Woods land
So don't even think
that your defense can stand
Cause in the end they'll just see
the Ref raise both his hands

So now who got clowned
can you give me a clue.....
That's ok... I don't need one
I know the clown is you.




The battle rages....Stay tuned!

[LPFAN]

Pack-A-Tak Strikes back!!!

Artist: PACK-A-TAK
Title: You Might Be A Star
Released: 8/29/05



You Might Be A Star


Ok Loco Lobo
You got me so far
Just think if you keep rapping
You might be a star

But what about your Lobos
Do you have nothing to say
Can the Lobos win state
Can they go all the way

Yes Marshall is good
but far from the best
And with the way that ya'll played
I'll say I was not impressed

So back off of my team
and keep your thoughts to your self
Cause dissing the Pack
is not good for your health

But like I said Loco
You got me so far
Just think....if you keep rapping
You might be a star.

[LPFAN]

Artist: LOCO LOBO
Title: Average at Best
Released: 8/29/05



Average at Best


The battle is on
and I can feel the heat
It's gonna get ugly
cause I refuse to be beat

Now tell me Pack-A-Tak
why do you think your so bad
Does the thought of getting beat by us
make you that mad...
I bet losing to the Dragons
makes you feel sad

Oops......did I say something
that I shouldn't have said
Does 2 in a row to Carroll
mess with your head
I bet it makes you toss and turn
every night in your bed

Yes you beat some Dragons
but it's just not the same
Whipping Nacogdoches.........
Man you call that a game

You brag about your playoff games
and championship ring
But what you do this year
still is yet to be seen

You even got some new turf
and a jumbo screen too
But if you can't even score
what good does either one do

You can watch a replay
so that will be nice
But just like Widey says
"If you suck in the game
now you'll suck twice"

So Pack-A-Tak I'm done
I must be on my way
Holla at me lata
when you think the Pack can play
Cause from what I've seen so far
I have not been impressed
This year your Panthers
look average at best.

[LPFAN]

It's getting ugly as the season continues. Now Lobo fans are bragging about winning the Battle of the Schedules. It seems as if this feud will never end. Maybe these two teams will get to meet again. As the Panther fans and Lobo fans continue their feud, Pack-A-Tak and Loco Lobo wonder what the other one will do. Stay tuned to see how the drama unfolds...................

[DragonWatcher]

In the Routine

Ya'll Both talkin smack,
prouder than all,
but none of it matters
when it comes to playin ball.

Who cares who wins?
Longview or Lufkin.
Either way the mighty dragon will stomp 'em.

You talk of wins, of losses, of dire games
but in the end its all the same,
Scorched by the fire,
Lufkin knows it well,
so close to victory but no way to excel.

So Vondrell can run fast,
and Lane was a beast,
none of it compares,
to Southlake Carroll's feat.

47-1,
It speaks for itself,
It's certainly not based on SLC wealth.

No, no. Those dragons,
they're a breed apart.
They will teach your team some lessons
as you marvel at thier art.

You watch Renfro go by,
seemingly having the ability to fly,
nothing you do can stop this kid,
looks like you lost the state championship bid.

Maybe we can run on them you say,
Just as the defense swarms in the way,
not even lane could break through this whole,
and then you realize it's just too heavy a toll.

Your just another step,
on thier road to state,
it's nothing personal,
no reason to hate.

This is the routine,
they do it every year.
the fans will scream,
another championship is here.



Sorry, couldn't resist :D

[LPFAN]

In the Routine

Ya'll Both talkin smack,
prouder than all,
but none of it matters
when it comes to playin ball.

Who cares who wins?
Longview or Lufkin.
Either way the mighty dragon will stomp 'em.

You talk of wins, of losses, of dire games
but in the end its all the same,
Scorched by the fire,
Lufkin knows it well,
so close to victory but no way to excel.

So Vondrell can run fast,
and Lane was a beast,
none of it compares,
to Southlake Carroll's feat.

47-1,
It speaks for itself,
It's certainly not based on SLC wealth.

No, no. Those dragons,
they're a breed apart.
They will teach your team some lessons
as you marvel at thier art.

You watch Renfro go by,
seemingly having the ability to fly,
nothing you do can stop this kid,
looks like you lost the state championship bid.

Maybe we can run on them you say,
Just as the defense swarms in the way,
not even lane could break through this whole,
and then you realize it's just too heavy a toll.

Your just another step,
on thier road to state,
it's nothing personal,
no reason to hate.

This is the routine,
they do it every year.
the fans will scream,
another championship is here.



Sorry, couldn't resist :D
Ok rookie no problem. In case you and raidercheerdad haven't noticed, this is a fictitious battle between two fictitious rappers. This all started in the Lufkin vs Longview scrimmage thread and is basically meant to be a parody of all the smack talk that has been going on between Lufkin and Longview for quite some time. In case you haven't noticed I am the creator of both Pack-A-Tak and Loco Lobo. I was just making a joke in the other thread that all this smack talk between Lufkin and Longview would lead to a gangsta rap war between the two towns. Of course I was just kidding because I know deep down most of us have respect for each others team. That is how this fictitious rap war began. So really this isn't about any other school but just about these two East Texas teams.

[Red Raiders]

why didn't you put the polls up?

This is probably the hardest prediction of the season because they both are one of the best team.

[DragonWatcher]

I realized that I just came up with one off the top of my head so I thought it write it down. I know it aint good but its sure as hell not serious either.

[LPFAN]

why didn't you put the polls up?

This is probably the hardest prediction of the season because they both are one of the best team.
What are you talking about?

[LPFAN]

I realized that I just came up with one off the top of my head so I thought it write it down. I know it aint good but its sure as hell not serious either.
No problem. Anything for a good laugh!

[Red Raiders]

What are you talking about?

I can't really tell whos going to win because they are both the best team. Longview for offense and Lufkin for Defense so I don't know.

[LPFAN]

I can't really tell whos going to win because they are both the best team. Longview for offense and Lufkin for Defense so I don't know.
We might not even play this season. It all depends on how well each team does in regular season. And there is no guarantee that both teams will make it to the fourth round of the playoffs. Sure it would be nice if we do. Like I said this is just a fictitious rap war between the two towns that was started from all of the smack talk coming out of both towns. Just pure entertainment.

[Redneckn]

It looks like somebody has had way too much time on their hands lately.

[LPFAN]

It looks like somebody has had way too much time on their hands lately.
Every one has the same amount of time in the day last time I checked. Some are just more creative with the time that is given them. Maybe I will get creative and give my wife a nickname like "Baby" with all the time I have on my hands. :eek:

[wide-e-wide]

LPFan...you've been hanging out with ol' wide-e-wide too much...
Your becoming quite the smart@....good for you.

[LPFAN]

LPFan...you've been hanging out with ol' wide-e-wide too much...
Your becoming quite the smart@....good for you.
Well the old J.C. comes out of me every now and then but I will never be able to take your Smart @$$ Championship Belt away from you. In this forum you are the Reigning Champ. :D I am usually much more reserved. I am sure Redneckn is a good guy but I had to say something. It is all in fun. :D

[Redneckn]

LPfan:
Let me make this perfectly clear for you. I realize that you must have failed "reading comprehension" so I will lay this out for you really nice and plain-like. I did not give my girlfriend the name BABY. I was just there. The name stuck, it was funny, and now everybody we know calls her that.


Don't get mad at me because your lines are lame. Not my fault that have to create alternate personalities to amuse yourself. Can't blame me about your having way to much F R E E time in your life.

When you want to put some music to those weak raps of your let me know and we'll work it out. :cool:

[wide-e-wide]

haha...sorry
I'm just picturing a guy named Redneck that actually knows how a beat works...most rednecks clap on 3 and 5.

[LPFAN]

LPfan:
Let me make this perfectly clear for you. I realize that you must have failed "reading comprehension" so I will lay this out for you really nice and plain-like. I did not give my girlfriend the name BABY. I was just there. The name stuck, it was funny, and now everybody we know calls her that.


Don't get mad at me because your lines are lame. Not my fault that have to create alternate personalities to amuse yourself. Can't blame me about your having way to much F R E E time in your life.

When you want to put some music to those weak raps of your let me know and we'll work it out. :cool:
I know you did not give your girlfriend the nickname "Baby" because I read that thread awhile back when you told everyone your story about why you call her Baby and how she got the nickname. Is there anywhere in my message that says you gave your girlfriend her nickname? No! So maybe it is you who failed reading comprehension. :eek: And who said I was mad? :confused: If you had read a little further down you would have seen where I replied to wide-e-wide and said that I am sure you were a good guy but I had to respond to you and that it was all in good fun. As far as the lyrics go you can dog them all you want. It is obvious that you did not read all that I have posted because I said it was nothing more then a parody of all the smack talk between Lufkin and Longview. To break it all down for my Redneck brother, that means I am making fun of the whole thing, even with the silly lyrics. It is just meant as a joke. If I thought I had some great lyrics I defininitely would not be posting them on the internet if I was a real gangsta rapper. That is one thing I am not. I am just an old Insurance Agent. But hey maybe we should get together so we can see how your music turns out with my weak lyrics. I'm curious to see how it will all sound with the background music of "A Country Boy Can Survive." As for me entertaining myself, you must have found interest in it since you felt the need to post a message. I take it you are a well rounded guy that is flawless in all that you do and if we knew everything about you we would think you are the poster boy for the All American Male. Oh, and remember........"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." :eek:

[Redneckn]

This is actually rather funny to me.

Rednecks usually would clap on 3 and 5. You can clap on 3 and 5, but there is a way you must go about doing it. Might I recommend a little program called "fruity loops"? Really good fun and free. You just cant record on the free version. But if you are cheap like me, you can write down your patter and just reset it whenever you open the program back up.

As for you making a parody. I read it. I'm just giving you a hard time because we were slow today at work and tonite, I am online looking for a car.


We could do some stuff with your "weak" lines. I like that kind of thing. Especially if you take someone elses words or music and twist it up a little.

Really I am anti-redneck. I just find it funny. Me, my shaved head, my tattoos, my black steel toe boots, my cows, horses, dogs, shotguns, my old '79 F-250 with the confederate flag on the front, the sticker on the back that clearly states "cowboys do in their boots", the stinking exhaust, the look on people faces when they see me in that truck with NineInchNails blaring over 12" subs with 800 watts pushing it.

Really, what's more funny is me bidding on cows at the Texarkana auction with 6guage earrings in my ears..hahaha


Poster boy? It's more like village idiot. But I have a good time. That is what life is about. Actually, that and football.

Now, since I said "football" it's keeping it about the game and ok for the whole post to be here.