View Full Version : why does stoops hate puppies?
stevefoxsc
11-08-2006, 09:28 AM
i herd lonny ask the same thing and alot of horn fans resort to him as a puppy hater where did this tradition birth?
backthepack
11-08-2006, 09:30 AM
Nobody knows why he does exactly...we just know that...well...he does.
lonny23
11-08-2006, 09:35 AM
Don't forget he hates Baby Jesus, too. That's the other part of the question.
He hates roses....he punches babies.......he's just one evil dude.
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 09:39 AM
Bob Stoops tears the tag off of mattresses and pillows....and he also leaves the orange juice container in the fridge with one sip left in it.
HUM398
11-08-2006, 09:41 AM
Bob Stoops tears the tag off of mattresses and pillows....and he also leaves the orange juice container in the fridge with one sip left in it.
You forgot that he leaves empty Pop-tart box's in the pantry after taking the last one.
Throw the damn thing away stoops!
He also goes around laundry mats taking one sock from each dryer. He laughs at the special olympics. And worst of all...he jay walks.
HUM398
11-08-2006, 09:44 AM
He also is the guy that waits ten F'n seconds before going at a houston area intercetion.
He poops in bags and donates it to food banks as well..
He talks on his cell phone is the movie theaters.
He refers to himself in the third person
He invented Reggaeton music
He has a honda civic with a big noisy tail pipe on it.
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 09:50 AM
When your Mom found your porn stash back in the day.......Bob Stoops was the one that told her to look under your mattress.
HUM398
11-08-2006, 09:50 AM
He talks on his cell phone is the movie theaters.
He refers to himself in the third person
He invented Reggaeton music
He has a honda civic with a big noisy tail pipe on it.
You need to add that he is also the guy that sits outside your house at 3am reving his engine...
You need to add that he is also the guy that sits outside your house at 3am reving his engine...
Leaves for work on his harley at 4 in the morning.
tigerdback083
11-08-2006, 09:56 AM
he may hate puppies....
but not as much as fran hates mcgee :D
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 09:56 AM
Bob Stoops is responsible for every pop-up on the internet.
HUM398
11-08-2006, 09:59 AM
Stoops is responsible for the pot holes on 610.
jtk1519
11-08-2006, 09:59 AM
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/4813/stoopshatespuppiesis2.gif
Stoops is responsible for the pot holes on 610.
I KNEW IT.......
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/4813/stoopshatespuppiesis2.gif
LOL....I can never get tired of that
stevefoxsc
11-08-2006, 10:19 AM
lol this is going to turn into a classic atlest 10 mins later after checking other sites this topic gets a quick start.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 10:36 AM
He also steals all the free AOL cd's at Blockbuster
I wanted my free copy . . . Damn you Stoops!!!
And eats all the free samples at the Food Court in malls!!!
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 10:43 AM
Stoops is personally responsible for the death of Saturday morning cartoons.
He also told the UIL that 4 teams was a good idea.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 10:54 AM
OMG . . Stoops is a bad man!!!
I heard he is really the reason that Dave Chappelle left Comedy Central :eek:
Bob Stoops farts in elevators and blames it on kids.
jtk1519
11-08-2006, 11:08 AM
Bob Stoops OKs Ben Affleck movies.
Favpack
11-08-2006, 11:10 AM
Stoops was apparently moonlighting last month as a Republican Strategist.:eek: :D
Stoops convinced Vince Young to leave school a year early.
DragonBand06
11-08-2006, 11:21 AM
Stoops told Fran to throw on 3rd and 2...
...and Fran listened. Noooooooooooo!
Stoops told D08 that chicks love guys who play the Flute and told Sequin it's ok to shag another dude.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:29 AM
Haha Stoops told Mike Ditka to retire!!!
Stoops told The Texans to select Mario Williams instead of Bush or Young
stevefoxsc
11-08-2006, 11:30 AM
ROFL ^
Stoops made this kid cry...
http://www.bevosports.com/images/sooner-sobbing.jpg
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:31 AM
Stoops told Paramount to make a sequel of Starship Troopers and they did it!
DragonBand06
11-08-2006, 11:32 AM
Stoops shot JFK from the grassy knoll.:eek:
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:33 AM
ROFL ^
Stoops made this kid cry...
http://www.bevosports.com/images/sooner-sobbing.jpg
OU dont you get what your doing to america???
Stoops took this kids candy
OU dont you get what your doing to america???
Stoops took this kids candy
No...he punched that kid and "Punted" his Puppy like the Biker did Baxter in "Anchorman"....the told the kid...."That's how I roll"
stevefoxsc
11-08-2006, 11:39 AM
OU dont you get what your doing to america???
Stoops took this kids candy
I herd he flung is headset into the crowd and poped him.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:43 AM
This man must be stopped!!!
I just found Photographic evidence
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/rustyshackcelford/untitled.jpg
And told this guy to start the crappy singing karaoke revolution
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/rustyshackcelford/fat20guy20dancing.jpg
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 11:49 AM
Stoops told Jerry Jones to fire Tom Landry.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:51 AM
That SOB ....
I heard from a reliable source that he is personally responsible for Computer nerds not ever being able to get dates!!! :eek:
jtk1519
11-08-2006, 11:53 AM
Robert handed Eve an apple and told her to take a bite.
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 11:53 AM
Stoops told Montana that Dwight Clark was open.:eek:
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:55 AM
Stoops told Bill Buckner to "accidentally" miss a easy grounder coming his way...
He also told TO he would find salvation with the Dallas Cowboys :eek:
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 11:56 AM
Stoops told Bobby Boucher to enter the draft after one successful season at SCLSU...
Wait i sense a connection . . Robert Stoops = Roberto ????
BeauxGeezy
11-08-2006, 12:00 PM
Bob Stoops has a secret plot to disable Godzillatron.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 12:02 PM
OH know way is that guna happen . . .
Stoops watches Oprah !!!
Bob Stoops keeps telling Lonny he doesnt post enough.
Roadrunnerbia
11-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Jesus . . this man must have no soul!
WHY BOB???? WHY?????????
http://news.yahoo.com/s/kprc/20061108/lo_kprc/10274582
Jesus . . this man must have no soul!
roberts soul is an actual blak hole. he steals the souls of babys in chance of filling the void, but it doesnt happen.
he also wastes ALL toiletpaper rolls in public bathrooms till theres only the last sqare!!
Bob Stoops keeps telling Lonny he doesnt post enough.
he also told lonny that judson has a chance at state. LONNY DONT SHOOT ME!:D
jtk1519
11-08-2006, 06:08 PM
Robert pees on the toilet seat.
robert is the reason for the green apple splatters
HUM398
11-08-2006, 06:18 PM
Robert pees on the toilet seat.
Stoops is the guy who takes a crap in public restrooms and doesnt flush, and makes sure no one does for 3 weeks.
stevefoxsc
11-08-2006, 09:11 PM
bob stoops is the cause of temples program going down hill.
If bob stoops met chuck norris stoops would win cause he would cover himself in puppies, and since chuck isn't a puppy kicker he would have no choice but to submit
bob stoops is the cause of temples program going down hill.
If bob stoops met chuck norris stoops would win cause he would cover himself in puppies, and since chuck isn't a puppy kicker he would have no choice but to submit
to speek such words against the norris is HERICY!!!!!......and.......BLASPHEMY!!!!! haha wanted to say those words all day.
chuck norris doesnt do puch ups..... he does earth downs.
Mhs06
11-08-2006, 10:23 PM
bob stoops is the cause of temples program going down hill.
If bob stoops met chuck norris stoops would win cause he would cover himself in puppies, and since chuck isn't a puppy kicker he would have no choice but to submit
Im pretty sure Chuck Norris round house kicks whatever the hell he wants...
trbandchic
11-08-2006, 10:23 PM
stoops writes bush's speeches...
"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." --George W. Bush, Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006
jrock210
11-08-2006, 10:43 PM
stoops is so mean he made chuck norris cry!!!!!:eek:
lonny23
11-09-2006, 12:40 AM
he also told lonny that judson has a chance at state. LONNY DONT SHOOT ME!:D
Every once in a while a guy's gotta tell the truth!:D
stevefoxsc
11-09-2006, 02:16 AM
stoops made kt take down my saw 3 streamed thread!
GoOwls
11-09-2006, 03:26 AM
Robert kicks grandmothers.
Robert put those weird stains on your carpet in the living room.
Robert outbid you on Ebay......just for fun.
Robert pooped on your car.......not a bird.
Robert took the spoon out of the banana pudding.
Robert stole a blind dogs' bone.
Robert took your unemployment check out of your mailbox.
Robert crashed your computer.
Robert mowed the words "I SUCK" on your front yard.
Robert ate the last piece of chicken.
WestPlano006
11-09-2006, 03:37 AM
Bob Stoops just ***** slapped A&M in the face multiple times.
"It's no big deal coming into College Station to play"
4th and inched on their own 30, first down even without the 12th man penalty
Gotta love Stoops (if you are a Sooner I guess, most other people hate him :()
Roadrunnerbia
11-09-2006, 10:40 AM
Bob Stoops goes into all the bathrooms in public places, takes out a toliet cover and pees all over it then leaves it there for you to take off!!!
He's a monster !!!
Roadrunnerbia
11-09-2006, 11:36 AM
Bob Stoops told Al Gore to claim he invented the internet as well as the Chicken Sandwich
Bob Stoops told Al Gore to claim he invented the internet as well as the Chicken Sandwich
He didnt???
Roadrunnerbia
11-09-2006, 09:12 PM
O yes my dear friend he did!!
for the love of cattle!! this man has got to be stopped, singalhandely left us with a puppet president all because of chicken sandwiches.
Roadrunnerbia
11-10-2006, 11:32 AM
INDEED !!! ASK Chick Fil-A for reference
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