Man Law meeting

[BeauxGeezy]

I call to order this meeting of men. I would like to at this point make a suggestion with the hopes of creating a new Man Law.

On this day 3 November 2006, I BeauxGeezy come to you with the following proposal:

Anyone that claims to be a former coach,former player or person affiliated with a team must give us credentials or proof that they are what they claim to be.

Now there will be those that say this information should remain confidential. To those people I say shut up and turn in your man card.

If the information is so top secret and confidential......then why would a person bring it into conversations on a public forum?
The minute you start using this "alleged" inside knowledge as a way of winning over opinions of others....that information stops being private.

In other words...If you don't want us to know who you are then you shouldn't spout off about being said coach, former player or person affiliated with a team. You should just give your opinion and leave it at that.
Otherwise this men's council will be forced to call bulls..t on your "alleged" inside knowledge.

So I propose to you that from this day forth:
Anyone who does this without providing proof or some sort of credentials will be called out and subsequently charged with violating a Man Law.

All of those in favor please post accordingly.
Those opposed please turn in your man card and this council will meet later to review your status.

[Favpack]

I'm for it - but I do know for an absolute fact that G-man was the Welding Coach at Dip n' Spit High for at least three years. Not sure why he's not proud of that fact - but I'll speak up for him.

You can't coach good arc welding - it's a gift from God.

[BeauxGeezy]

I'm for it - but I do know for an absolute fact that G-man was the Welding Coach at Dip n' Spit High for at least three years. Not sure why he's not proud of that fact - but I'll speak up for him.

You can't coach good arc welding - it's a gift from God.


Agreed...
And were this a welding message board he would have a valid gripe. It isn't one though...so he will not be recognized as a coach until he gives proof.

[The Dude]

I'l step up! :D



Player at Katy: Thumbs because the pictures are way to massive otherwise:
http://thumb6.webshots.net/s/thumb1/3/35/43/212633543YykBCb_th.jpg
http://thumb6.webshots.net/t/14/14/6/26/82/219162682kIwmSe_th.jpg
http://thumb6.webshots.net/t/30/31/6/48/86/233764886RXUKYG_th.jpg

Coach: (just threw a quick(and crappy) collage of some of the pics together)
http://photos-761.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v34/25/80/34406676/n34406676_30702761_3002.jpg

[bubbacoach]

I call to order this meeting of men. I would like to at this point make a suggestion with the hopes of creating a new Man Law.

On this day 3 November 2006, I BeauxGeezy come to you with the following proposal:

Anyone that claims to be a former coach,former player or person affiliated with a team must give us credentials or proof that they are what they claim to be.

Now there will be those that say this information should remain confidential. To those people I say shut up and turn in your man card.

If the information is so top secret and confidential......then why would a person bring it into conversations on a public forum?
The minute you start using this "alleged" inside knowledge as a way of winning over opinions of others....that information stops being private.

In other words...If you don't want us to know who you are then you shouldn't spout off about being said coach, former player or person affiliated with a team. You should just give your opinion and leave it at that.
Otherwise this men's council will be forced to call bulls..t on your "alleged" inside knowledge.

So I propose to you that from this day forth:
Anyone who does this without providing proof or some sort of credentials will be called out and subsequently charged with violating a Man Law.

All of those in favor please post accordingly.
Those opposed please turn in your man card and this council will meet later to review your status.
So basically if you do not produce your membership card to the THSCA, a picture of you playing at one time or yearbook picture, then you are just giving a worthless opinion.

[Favpack]

Well done Dude - do you know Coach Cullum - former oc at Lufkin - I thought he went to Willis at one point?

[DragonBand06]

Man Law!

[The Dude]

No, I got there when Malone was brought in to fill in for Cullum being fired. Some of his stuff was still around when I got there, like the 01 state champs team pic featuring Reggie

[BeauxGeezy]

So basically if you do not produce your membership card to the THSCA, a picture of you playing at one time or yearbook picture, then you are just giving a worthless opinion.


Maybe I should revise the proposal.

The Men's coucil will give you the benefit of the doubt in terms of playing HS sports. Not many people would lie about such a thing. Accomplishments? maybe...but not playing.
I was thinking more along the lines of a major D1 school...or coaching at a HS,college or even pro level.

Props to The Dude for stepping up.

[AZTiger]

just ask the admins....or i'll bust out the "ghetto scanner" and take photos of photos

[Favpack]

No, I got there when Malone was brought in to fill in for Cullum being fired. Some of his stuff was still around when I got there, like the 01 state champs team pic featuring Reggie

thanks - that seemed like a shame to me, but I didn't know him that well, but I did think he was instrumental in getting Reggie over the top in '01 - a good OC IMO - best to you and your's.

[The Dude]

From what I heard about him from the players that are there is he was a great guy and extremely smart about the game of football. However, wasn't fit for a HEAD coach, let players do what they wanted and didn't instill too much discipline. Would've loved to meet him though, I have a lot repsect for Lufkin. He tried to mock the Lufkin program and turn Willis into it. Their helmets and shirts and hats and all that had the identical Lufkin logo of the cursive written "pack", but said "kats." Being purple helps also

[ktchamp97]

just ask the admins....or i'll bust out the "ghetto scanner" and take photos of photos
I'll vouch for AZ...whether it be QB, FB, or special teams maven, AZ could do it all! :D

[AZTiger]

because I took the day off and I'm bored I had time to do this...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/bradharrison/ring.jpg

[DragonBand06]

because I took the day off and I'm bored I had time to do this...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/bradharrison/ring.jpg
What kind of drugs???:D

[AZTiger]

I'll vouch for AZ...whether it be QB, FB, or special teams maven, AZ could do it all! :D

And I'll vouch for your sickly hands...there was no better WR to throw to on the slant route...you owned that route

[AZTiger]

What kind of drugs???:D

Naproxen...it was for my ankle sprain a month ago

[LoneRocket]

Agreed...
And were this a welding message board he would have a valid gripe. It isn't one though...so he will not be recognized as a coach until he gives proof.
Are you trying to run off the band members.

[BeauxGeezy]

Obviously steroids.

[lonny23]

I call to order this meeting of men. I would like to at this point make a suggestion with the hopes of creating a new Man Law.

On this day 3 November 2006, I BeauxGeezy come to you with the following proposal:

Anyone that claims to be a former coach,former player or person affiliated with a team must give us credentials or proof that they are what they claim to be.

Now there will be those that say this information should remain confidential. To those people I say shut up and turn in your man card.

If the information is so top secret and confidential......then why would a person bring it into conversations on a public forum?
The minute you start using this "alleged" inside knowledge as a way of winning over opinions of others....that information stops being private.

In other words...If you don't want us to know who you are then you shouldn't spout off about being said coach, former player or person affiliated with a team. You should just give your opinion and leave it at that.
Otherwise this men's council will be forced to call bulls..t on your "alleged" inside knowledge.

So I propose to you that from this day forth:
Anyone who does this without providing proof or some sort of credentials will be called out and subsequently charged with violating a Man Law.

All of those in favor please post accordingly.
Those opposed please turn in your man card and this council will meet later to review your status.Man Law.

I agree that people want to add cred to their arguments that usually have holes to start with.

[svhorns]

Are you trying to run off the band members.
no... just frauds...

[BeauxGeezy]

no... just frauds...


And that is just what we shall call them. If they refuse to provide the necessary proof. That will forever be known as frauds.

[DragonBand06]

As I just heard on a PGA commercial, "If you have to tell the world how great you are, you're probably not that good."

[svhorns]

And that is just what we shall call them. If they refuse to provide the necessary proof. That will forever be known as frauds.
http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/AVT_Unsorted/4293.gif

[nevaplayedk9]

nevaplayed "neva" coached either.......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!

[rams55]

i played at colleyville want proof look it up

[nevaplayedk9]

nevaplayed "neva" coached either.......MAN LAW!!!!!!!!
k9 team is a different story, TOP DOG!!!!!

[HUM398]

I agree... Sounds Good, Im tired of the "im a coach, i know these things"

[BeauxGeezy]

Again...
A revised version is in the works. We are not questioning HS players. You will be given a pass on that. We are strictly talking about "alleged" coaches,former D1 players, and persons affiliated with the team other than fan,band,cheerleader,etc.

[slorch]

I want a by-law that states:
The merit of your argument shall be based on facts and reasonable thoughts/ opinions. The playing of the "I'm a former coach/ player" card, while possibly adding credibility, neither proves, nor disproves said position in the argument. If the IFCoP card is played in an attempt to intimidate, bully, or otherwise wiggle out of an argument, the owner shall be stripped of his/ her Man Law Rights.

[rams55]

Again...
A revised version is in the works. We are not questioning HS players. You will be given a pass on that. We are strictly talking about "alleged" coaches,former D1 players, and persons affiliated with the team other than fan,band,cheerleader,etc.



what about D3 football player as myself

[BeauxGeezy]

I want a by-law that states:
The merit of your argument shall be based on facts and reasonable thoughts/ opinions. The playing of the "I'm a former coach/ player" card, while possibly adding credibility, neither proves, nor disproves said position in the argument. If the IFCoP card is played in an attempt to intimidate, bully, or otherwise wiggle out of an argument, the owner shall be stripped of his/ her Man Law Rights.


Make it so.
Add slorch's by-law to the proposal.

Now we have the issue of a time frame. How long do these "alleged" coaches,former players,etc. have to provide the board with proof?

[nevaplayedk9]

what if u "nevaplayed" for the highschool u are a fan of, but did play d-III ?

[The Dude]

I want a by-law that states:
The merit of your argument shall be based on facts and reasonable thoughts/ opinions. The playing of the "I'm a former coach/ player" card, while possibly adding credibility, neither proves, nor disproves said position in the argument. If the IFCoP card is played in an attempt to intimidate, bully, or otherwise wiggle out of an argument, the owner shall be stripped of his/ her Man Law Rights.

I sincerly hope the "her" doesn't have MAN law rights :D

[BeauxGeezy]

I sincerly hope the "her" doesn't have MAN law rights :D


If she does she too will be exposed as a fraud.

[nevaplayedk9]

I sincerly hope the "her" doesn't have MAN law rights :D
make a man law that only men pass man laws.....all men in favor?


MAN LAW!!!!

[nevaplayedk9]

beauxgeezy, now your avatar does'nt suck!!!!!!:D

[BeauxGeezy]

make a man law that only men pass man laws.....all men in favor?


MAN LAW!!!!


I think that pretty much goes without saying don't you?

[HUM398]

Make it so.
Add slorch's by-law to the proposal.

Now we have the issue of a time frame. How long do these "alleged" coaches,former players,etc. have to provide the board with proof?

I think 30 mins is enough. If you can Claim you are a coach/player and use it to your arguments advantage, be ready to provide essential documentation with in the 30 min time fram... If you dont...You get Pulled, and you look like a *******:D

[BeauxGeezy]

I think 30 mins is enough. If you can Claim you are a coach/player and use it to your arguments advantage, be ready to provide essential documentation with in the 30 min time fram... If you dont...You get Pulled, and you look like a *******:D


And for those who have used this "alleged" inside knowledge prior to this Man Law meeting?
We shall give them a grace period...let's say 24 hours from now.

[slorch]

I sincerly hope the "her" doesn't have MAN law rights :D
hey Miss Kitty and CyFalls Mom come to mind. They are good posters and add some great points.

[BeauxGeezy]

They will be given honorary Man Law card memberships.

[slorch]

And for those who have used this "alleged" inside knowledge prior to this Man Law meeting?
We shall give them a grace period...let's say 24 hours from now.
why can't they put it in their profile, like on mine, i have where i played football...?

[BeauxGeezy]

why can't they put it in their profile, like on mine, i have where i played football...?


I can go put that I played for the '86 Mets in my profile. Doesn't make it true...

[svhorns]

And for those who have used this "alleged" inside knowledge prior to this Man Law meeting?
We shall give them a grace period...let's say 24 hours from now.
this needs to be pinned.. or sticky... whatever it is... at the top of the board...

[KLH75287]

Man Law !!!

[SeguinMatadors]

I call to order this meeting of men. I would like to at this point make a suggestion with the hopes of creating a new Man Law.

On this day 3 November 2006, I BeauxGeezy come to you with the following proposal:

Anyone that claims to be a former coach,former player or person affiliated with a team must give us credentials or proof that they are what they claim to be.

Now there will be those that say this information should remain confidential. To those people I say shut up and turn in your man card.

If the information is so top secret and confidential......then why would a person bring it into conversations on a public forum?
The minute you start using this "alleged" inside knowledge as a way of winning over opinions of others....that information stops being private.

In other words...If you don't want us to know who you are then you shouldn't spout off about being said coach, former player or person affiliated with a team. You should just give your opinion and leave it at that.
Otherwise this men's council will be forced to call bulls..t on your "alleged" inside knowledge.

So I propose to you that from this day forth:
Anyone who does this without providing proof or some sort of credentials will be called out and subsequently charged with violating a Man Law.

All of those in favor please post accordingly.
Those opposed please turn in your man card and this council will meet later to review your status.

Im in.

Greatone... your man card please?;)

[HUM398]

And for those who have used this "alleged" inside knowledge prior to this Man Law meeting?
We shall give them a grace period...let's say 24 hours from now.

Sounds Good...

In 24 hours we will know who is going to get "Pulled" and should have to Use this picture as thier Avatar:

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00012/Malibus_Most_Wanted_12477c.jpg

[slorch]

I can go put that I played for the '86 Mets in my profile. Doesn't make it true...
yeah, but we can check against it. it's not like we're in court with purgery. We just don't want frauds, and it would come out sooner or later.

(frauds and sooner in the same sentence, 6 points for me)

[dragonfootballfan]

And for those who have used this "alleged" inside knowledge prior to this Man Law meeting?
We shall give them a grace period...let's say 24 hours from now.
I think in the essence of fairness we should check whether the person has logged in since they made the claim and the request for information should be made in the thread along with a PM that way there are no excuses. Not everybody logs in everyday although they should

[BeauxGeezy]

yeah, but we can check against it. it's not like we're in court with purgery. We just don't want frauds, and it would come out sooner or later.

(frauds and sooner in the same sentence, 6 points for me)


Nice work slorch. It's amazing how many times that has happened.

I say you have to provide solid proof. The Dude gave an excellent example...you have to do something along those lines.
It doesn't prove it's you beyond a reasonable doubt...but it does let us know who you claim to be.

[svhorns]

fraud  /frɔd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[frawd]
–noun
1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: mail fraud; election frauds.
3. any deception, trickery, or humbug: That diet book is a fraud and a waste of time.
4. a person who makes deceitful pretenses; sham; poseur.
[Origin: 1300–50; ME fraude < OF < ML fraud- (s. of fraus) deceit, injury]

—Related forms
fraudful, adjective
fraud‧ful‧ly, adverb

—Synonyms 1. See deceit. 3. wile, hoax.

[slorch]

Nice work slorch. It's amazing how many times that has happened.

I say you have to provide solid proof. The Dude gave an excellent example...you have to do something along those lines.
It doesn't prove it's you beyond a reasonable doubt...but it does let us know who you claim to be.
agreed

[toonman]

MAN LAW - I most definitely agree.

[BeauxGeezy]

So it has been said...and so it shall be from this moment on.

At precisely 13:52 hours on 3 November 2006 that the above proposal became Man Law.

For future reference we should link this thread to all those found in violation.

Any further discussions?

[svhorns]

So it has been said...and so it shall be from this moment on.

At precisely 13:52 hours on 3 November 2006 that the above proposal became Man Law.

For future reference we should link this thread to all those found in violation.

Any further discussions?
nope... Man Law!

[The Dude]

don't fruit the beer!!

I mean..MAN LAW!

[singularity]

Greatone... your man card please?;)
lol

[Favpack]

I assume you have in there that it's tackle football in some relatively organized league (uil, etc.), not...

"hey, yeah, I coached three straight championship teams, in the...cough...scratch....


Pineywoods young Republican doctor's flag football league".

[pack_90]

I assume you have in there that it's tackle football in some relatively organized league (uil, etc.), not...

"hey, yeah, I coached three straight championship teams, in the...cough...scratch....


Pineywoods young Republican doctor's flag football league".
or played IM at Blinn, AC etc.

[Favpack]

or played IM at Blinn, AC etc.

I was a two-way starter -- on the IM squad.

[The Dude]

what about D3 football player as myself


Just curious, not that is has to do with anything, where do you play? I'm transferring to Howard Payne this spring semester to play there next season

[Big Daddy Cool]

Man Law I agree if you are what you say you are then prove it.

[implacable44]

Was this thread supposed to be "calling out Thegreatone"?

[ruffshod]

Man Law!

[pack_90]

I was a two-way starter -- on the IM squad.
Are you also on of those former Major Leaguers playing softball at Kit McConnico? I don't know even know if they still play out there.

[ACM Dad]

Most of you guys won't even own up to who you really are anyway, what difference does your "cred" statements make? Internet forums are the great bastion of camouflage. You can say what you want with virtually no recourse. Do any of you really take any of this too seriously?

I post my photo up here and have given out my name and website numerous times. It forces me to do a couple of things.

1. Be polite to others.
2. Be respectful to others.
3. Be accountable for what I say.

Sort of like real life, huh? Oops, wait. This is an internet BS board. A virtual free for all with no consequences.

How about a man law about fessing up your identity first? Many of you have done this and guess what... for the most part you are among the most respectful people on this or any forum. The trash talker opinions are not listened to anyway. So, I guess none of this, including my post here, really matter much.

Peace out and have fun tonight if you're playin' or spectatin'! Friday nights with crisp weather are reasons to give thanks if you ask me.

[Optimus Prime]

Most of you guys won't even own up to who you really are anyway, what difference does your "cred" statements make? Internet forums are the great bastion of camouflage. You can say what you want with virtually no recourse. Do any of you really take any of this too seriously?

I post my photo up here and have given out my name and website numerous times. It forces me to do a couple of things.

1. Be polite to others.
2. Be respectful to others.
3. Be accountable for what I say.

Sort of like real life, huh? Oops, wait. This is an internet BS board. A virtual free for all with no consequences.

How about a man law about fessing up your identity first? Many of you have done this and guess what... for the most part you are among the most respectful people on this or any forum. The trash talker opinions are not listened to anyway. So, I guess none of this, including my post here, really matter much.

Peace out and have fun tonight if you're playin' or spectatin'! Friday nights with crisp weather are reasons to give thanks if you ask me.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MAN LAW!!!!

[lonny23]

Most of you guys won't even own up to who you really are anyway, what difference does your "cred" statements make? Internet forums are the great bastion of camouflage. You can say what you want with virtually no recourse. Do any of you really take any of this too seriously?

I post my photo up here and have given out my name and website numerous times. It forces me to do a couple of things.

1. Be polite to others.
2. Be respectful to others.
3. Be accountable for what I say.

Sort of like real life, huh? Oops, wait. This is an internet BS board. A virtual free for all with no consequences.

How about a man law about fessing up your identity first? Many of you have done this and guess what... for the most part you are among the most respectful people on this or any forum. The trash talker opinions are not listened to anyway. So, I guess none of this, including my post here, really matter much.

Peace out and have fun tonight if you're playin' or spectatin'! Friday nights with crisp weather are reasons to give thanks if you ask me.I'm with you. The guys know my name, have seen my picture, and know where I work. They even know where I'll be many times. It makes me more accountable, too.

[SeguinMatadors]

I'm with you. The guys know my name, have seen my picture, and know where I work. They even know where I'll be many times. It makes me more accountable, too.

You might end up getting beat up one of these days..........?

[singularity]

Most of you guys won't even own up to who you really are anyway, what difference does your "cred" statements make? Internet forums are the great bastion of camouflage. You can say what you want with virtually no recourse. Do any of you really take any of this too seriously?

I post my photo up here and have given out my name and website numerous times. It forces me to do a couple of things.

1. Be polite to others.
2. Be respectful to others.
3. Be accountable for what I say.

Sort of like real life, huh? Oops, wait. This is an internet BS board. A virtual free for all with no consequences.

How about a man law about fessing up your identity first? Many of you have done this and guess what... for the most part you are among the most respectful people on this or any forum. The trash talker opinions are not listened to anyway. So, I guess none of this, including my post here, really matter much.

Peace out and have fun tonight if you're playin' or spectatin'! Friday nights with crisp weather are reasons to give thanks if you ask me.
We could all post our photos as our profile pics or avatars...that would be cool. We had that off-topic name-pic thread-gone-wrong in attempt to jokingly put a face to the names. It would be nice to see the real faces.

[SeguinMatadors]

We could all post our photos as our profile pics or avatars...that would be cool. We had that off-topic name-pic thread-gone-wrong in attempt to jokingly put a face to the names. It would be nice to see the real faces.

Yeah... I changed mine. It is me waking up. I look like I am kind of throwed but it is small so you cant see my beauty too well.

[Big_Maar]

Yeah... I changed mine. It is me waking up. I look like I am kind of throwed but it is small so you cant see my beauty too well.


Beauty......... No No No ........Men don't refer to their Beauty!!!!!:eek:

MAN LAW

[singularity]

I was a cowboy for halloween

[SeguinMatadors]

I was a cowboy for halloween


I always thought you were an old dude.

You look kind of throw..... but it was Halloween. Do you go to SV? That is your team, right?

[singularity]

I always thought you were an old dude.

You look kind of throw..... but it was Halloween. Do you go to SV? That is your team, right?
Haha, I graduated from SV. I am a soph at UT.

[mad_fan]

Since I've never claimed to know anything...
Or be anybody...
And been accused on more than one occasion to never posting anything relavant to the football discussion...
And since I don't believe any of you anyway...
And since there's always BEERS at a man law meeting...
I'm in...

[PantherStang84]

Man Law!!!!

[mad_fan]

Beauty......... No No No ........Men don't refer to their Beauty!!!!!:eek:

MAN LAW



Unless it's the board gay guy...then it's okay...

[slorch]

Yeah... I changed mine. It is me waking up. I look like I am kind of throwed but it is small so you cant see my beauty too well.
looks like you had about 8 too many chicken wings with some Old Milwaukee to wash it down the night before...:D

[LUFPAN]

Man Law! I'm in . Even if I gave my name only a few people here would recognize it and all of them would agree I had no talent and rarely saw the field of play. Wish I had some great stories about being a football god, but it just aint true.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

I call to order this meeting of men. I would like to at this point make a suggestion with the hopes of creating a new Man Law.

On this day 3 November 2006, I BeauxGeezy come to you with the following proposal:

Anyone that claims to be a former coach,former player or person affiliated with a team must give us credentials or proof that they are what they claim to be.

Now there will be those that say this information should remain confidential. To those people I say shut up and turn in your man card.

If the information is so top secret and confidential......then why would a person bring it into conversations on a public forum?
The minute you start using this "alleged" inside knowledge as a way of winning over opinions of others....that information stops being private.

In other words...If you don't want us to know who you are then you shouldn't spout off about being said coach, former player or person affiliated with a team. You should just give your opinion and leave it at that.
Otherwise this men's council will be forced to call bulls..t on your "alleged" inside knowledge.

So I propose to you that from this day forth:
Anyone who does this without providing proof or some sort of credentials will be called out and subsequently charged with violating a Man Law.

All of those in favor please post accordingly.
Those opposed please turn in your man card and this council will meet later to review your status.

Not taking the bait on this one, guys. There's more to compromise than one would think. It's totally on you guys, whether you do or don't believe me. Honestly, who cares? If you feel I'm credible and/or believe my arguments, great. If not, oh well. No sweat off anyones back. Guys, it's just a message board. Something that keeps us enthused about the game. Sports interaction. Nothing more. (IMO)

Funny post, though. BeauxGeezy, you crazyass sumb!tch, you!:D :p

[Favpack]

Not taking the bait on this one, guys. There's more to compromise than one would think. It's totally on you guys, whether you do or don't believe me. Honestly, who cares? If you feel I'm credible and/or believe my arguments, great. If not, oh well. No sweat off anyones back. Guys, it's just a message board. Something that keeps us enthused about the game. Sports interaction. Nothing more. (IMO)

Funny post, though. BeauxGeezy, you crazyass sumb!tch, you!:D :p

I just finished watching Inside Man - you seen it? awesome movie

gReAt -- man of mystery and intrigue.

[oldowl1]

I'l step up! :D



Player at Katy: Thumbs because the pictures are way to massive otherwise:
http://thumb6.webshots.net/s/thumb1/3/35/43/212633543YykBCb_th.jpg
http://thumb6.webshots.net/t/14/14/6/26/82/219162682kIwmSe_th.jpg
http://thumb6.webshots.net/t/30/31/6/48/86/233764886RXUKYG_th.jpg

Coach: (just threw a quick(and crappy) collage of some of the pics together)
http://photos-761.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v34/25/80/34406676/n34406676_30702761_3002.jpg
Coach can't count if your not legal. If you can than I have been coaching at Garland from the top row for last 20 years.

[The Dude]

you "coaching from the top row", and me actually being at practice and games coaching and directing the strength and conditioning program is a huge difference. I don't understand what rubs you so wrong about what I did and it being deemed illegal by the UIL. Obviously you don't support it because it was illegal, but it's one thing to do it knowing it's not allowed, but to have no idea, and stop as soon as you are informed, doesn't seem so bad to me.

My apologies for trying to get some experience and get a better job out of college while doing something I absolutely love, Coach Owl.

But anywho, I'll leave it at that and any reponse you give won't be acknowledged untill Sunday night. I have to wake up here in about 4 hours to make a 5 hour trip for my visit to Howard Payne University, not quite sure how I'm going to pull this off.

[oldowl1]

;) I have nothing against you I just know I can get under your skin. Its all in fun. Lets make that TOP ROW COACH OWL

[dragons08]

Most of you guys won't even own up to who you really are anyway, what difference does your "cred" statements make? Internet forums are the great bastion of camouflage. You can say what you want with virtually no recourse. Do any of you really take any of this too seriously?

I post my photo up here and have given out my name and website numerous times. It forces me to do a couple of things.

1. Be polite to others.
2. Be respectful to others.
3. Be accountable for what I say.

Sort of like real life, huh? Oops, wait. This is an internet BS board. A virtual free for all with no consequences.

How about a man law about fessing up your identity first? Many of you have done this and guess what... for the most part you are among the most respectful people on this or any forum. The trash talker opinions are not listened to anyway. So, I guess none of this, including my post here, really matter much.

Peace out and have fun tonight if you're playin' or spectatin'! Friday nights with crisp weather are reasons to give thanks if you ask me.
the people that i know who read this, know its me, so im not hiding anything. some parnets, friends, etc, have asked me if im "me", and told it was..

plus, how many kids in band, that play alto sax, fan of the bears and cubs, and always wears an Illiniois Fighting Illini hat? um...nobody, besides me...

so if i was hiding something, i could just make up a team, say im some star qb, etc

[jrock210]

Coach can't count if your not legal. If you can than I have been coaching at Garland from the top row for last 20 years.
lol i been coaching at killeen shoemaker for the last 2 yrs when my bro was in band....no wonder they sucked

[The King]

And I'll vouch for your sickly hands...there was no better WR to throw to on the slant route...you owned that route

Somebody sent me an E-mail link to Coach Joseph teaching Borat how to play football. Does that count?

[PantherStang84]

From what I heard about him from the players that are there is he was a great guy and extremely smart about the game of football. However, wasn't fit for a HEAD coach, let players do what they wanted and didn't instill too much discipline. Would've loved to meet him though, I have a lot repsect for Lufkin. He tried to mock the Lufkin program and turn Willis into it. Their helmets and shirts and hats and all that had the identical Lufkin logo of the cursive written "pack", but said "kats." Being purple helps also

What a lot of people don't realize, is it takes time to instill discipline in a program. In John Outlaw's early days here in Lufkin, he was the hard nosed in your face coach. Today, not so much.

He doesn't have to be anymore. His program is established. The kids learn from the first day of 7th grade practice what is expected of them.

During the early Outlaw days, he sent a long time assistant to the MS to weed out the trouble makers and others who didn't "pack the gear".

To make a long story short, discipline has to be instilled from day one. Otherwise, a coach is doomed to fail.

[bobcatDL07]

lol i love this thread...

MAN LAW!!!

[BeauxGeezy]

This Man Law is not being enforced. And I for one...am pissed about it.
Let's go people...don't make me start snatchin' cards around this joint.

[Big_Maar]

bump..........for coach g-man:rolleyes:

[rodjohns]

I Coach my sons Pee Wee football team he is 10, do I need the proper documentation?:)

[ThEgReAtOnE]

This Man Law is not being enforced. And I for one...am pissed about it.
Let's go people...don't make me start snatchin' cards around this joint.

Hilarious! LOL!:D

[trbandchic]

So us women are exempt from this "man Law"?

[DragonBand06]

So us women are exempt from this "man Law"?
"exempt"??? I think you mean "Us women don't have the great privelege of being governed by such a brilliant system?"
;) :D

[trbandchic]

"exempt"??? I think you mean "Us women don't have the great privelege of being governed by such a brilliant system?"
;) :D
oh my bad.. that's what i ment :p :rolleyes:

[ktCarl]

Good thread! It's man law. I never throw around my opinions on football with much weight anyway. I never played or coached but I did coach a lot of Little League baseball including managing a 14 yr old Tournament team. Now you see why I'm on this board for fun and entertainment plus trying to absorb as much as possible from the 'Knowledgeable' ones. But, I have been watching football since 1966. That has to count for something.
Did you coach, Wide??

[BeauxGeezy]

Good thread! It's man law. I never throw around my opinions on football with much weight anyway. I never played or coached but I did coach a lot of Little League baseball including managing a 14 yr old Tournament team. Now you see why I'm on this board for fun and entertainment plus trying to absorb as much as possible from the 'Knowledgeable' ones. But, I have been watching football since 1966. That has to count for something.
Did you coach, Wide??


Nope...I never coached. Well I've coached little league but nothing more.
I played football in HS but nothing more.

But I never claimed to have been more than that....some people on here have.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

But I never claimed to have been more than that....some people on here have.

I thought you said you're Larry Bird?! LOL! You left that one open!:D :p

[BeauxGeezy]

I thought you said you're Larry Bird?! LOL! You left that one open!:D :p


pot .....kettle..........kettle ....pot.

I've been poked fun of by Clarence the Great.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

pot .....kettle..........kettle ....pot.

I've been poked fun of by Clarence the Great.

Clarence!!! LOL!:D

Hilarious....then again, who really cares?!;)

[BeauxGeezy]

Clarence!!! LOL!:D

Hilarious....then again, who really cares?!;)


No not Clarence....

Clarence the Great.

[ThEgReAtOnE]

No not Clarence....

Clarence the Great.

Ahhh....don't be a poor sport!;)

Clarence the Great! That's hilarious, I tell yeah!:D

[BDB]

so i dont need a card right. haha it sounds simple till my dee tee dee t.u. brain started reading all the bi-laws ;)

[zippy]

I know of a couple of coaches on this board, and there is no way they will follow the man law rule. I would say to just give them a court date and ticket. If you do not believe the ones that say they are a coach, then don't. Honestly, I must have missed anyone saying they were or were not a coach. I can tell you that there are coaches that do not know anymore about 5A texas football than anyone else here. Some might be at 1A schools, and have yet to see a 5A game. There are even some that do not know much about football at all to be real honest. Anyone can be a coach. Just go to college, graduate, and apply for the job. If one of these "real" coaches that are on this board were to give out their info, their job could be on the line for speaking their mind. They deserve the freedom to post and have fun also, right? You might think this sounds crazy, but I do know of a certain coach that lost his job due to some stuff he said to someone else in a private yahoo e-mail. Maybe these guys just want to post, but I agree, they should just keep it to themselves that they are a coach and not use this to try to prove their opinion. I once heard a man law had already been established within the coaches community. It was to not give info about where you coach on message boards. Many head coaches have created this "man law" already. I think their boss's man law comes first. However, this was a very funny topic. I was cracking up reading it.

[zippy]

Oh yea, I forgot to ask.... Did any of your coaches tell you guys to stay off these boards when you were playing football? There were not near as many when I was playing, but another member of our team went off on some people, and gave out his name one week. I do know that he was running his *** off, and everyone was told to never give out their name, #, etc. if they were going to post on the boards. Oh yea, did I mention that the guy was busted by the coaching staff at lunch! Wow, real coaches do get on these boards. Anyway, just wondering if we were the only ones told this.

[BeauxGeezy]

but I agree, they should just keep it to themselves that they are a coach and not use this to try to prove their opinion.

And that is all that we are saying here.

If they say it...........then they have to back it up. Otherwise keep it to yourself.

[bleedblue]

I played for Bell from 2003-2005. My senior year I got a concussion and broke 2 fingers during the preseason but kept my mouth shut from our athletic trainers. No way in hell I was going to miss anything in my senior year. I sucked it up throughout the year and after the season I went to the doctor. I am still undergoing rehab from my concussion today. My broken fingers are permanently jammed out of place for life.

But it was worth it.

[zippy]

And that is all that we are saying here.

If they say it...........then they have to back it up. Otherwise keep it to yourself.

But, if someone asks, "are you a coach", and they say, "yes", there is no reason to have to back it up.

But, if they say, "I know everything there is to know about football because I coach", then I agree, back it up.

But then again, they would be breaking the coaches pre-established "man law".

Damn laws are too confusing.. I give up.. I did like the post, and it should be fun until some dip stick gets it locked up.

[jrock210]

i have a man law would like to bring to the table...no man is permitted towear a speedo at any time...and if the man wearing the speedo's friend lets him wear it/with him the friend is demoted to lil sissy loser girl even if he is joking around

[CoveMom]

i have a man law would like to bring to the table...no man is permitted towear a speedo at any time...and if the man wearing the speedo's friend lets him wear it/with him the friend is demoted to lil sissy loser girl even if he is joking around


See thread "One of My Favorite Jokes" post #56, item 14. In Off-Topic Forum.

[jrock210]

See thread "One of My Favorite Jokes" post #56, item 14. In Off-Topic Forum.
lol ok i did haha thats fiunny u should post some on here

[Roadrunnerbia]

Sounds Good...

In 24 hours we will know who is going to get "Pulled" and should have to Use this picture as thier Avatar:

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00012/Malibus_Most_Wanted_12477c.jpg

Man Law!!!

[oldowl1]

Oh yea, I forgot to ask.... Did any of your coaches tell you guys to stay off these boards when you were playing football? There were not near as many when I was playing, but another member of our team went off on some people, and gave out his name one week. I do know that he was running his *** off, and everyone was told to never give out their name, #, etc. if they were going to post on the boards. Oh yea, did I mention that the guy was busted by the coaching staff at lunch! Wow, real coaches do get on these boards. Anyway, just wondering if we were the only ones told this.
HECK WHEN I PLAYED COMPUTERS TOOK A ROOM THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE!:D

[jrock210]

HECK WHEN I PLAYED COMPUTERS TOOK A ROOM THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE!:D
lol ya at judson the coaches dont care if ur online during the season just look at rockettrn hes a trainer and hes on

[zippy]

lol ya at judson the coaches dont care if ur online during the season just look at rockettrn hes a trainer and hes on

Trainer, band member, and cheerleader are different than players. I will start a new topic on it to see.

[zippy]

HECK WHEN I PLAYED COMPUTERS TOOK A ROOM THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE!:D

Did you see the room computer when you were walking to school uphill in both directions in the snow with no shoes? Joking..;)

[jrock210]

Trainer, band member, and cheerleader are different than players. I will start a new topic on it to see.
ok i look forward to it

[CoveMom]

Did you see the room computer when you were walking to school uphill in both directions in the snow with no shoes? Joking..;)

Maybe he didn't, but I did! :D

[BeauxGeezy]

I remember taking computer literacy class in the 7th grade.
You had to turn on you computer as soon as you got to class because it took about 10 minutes to "warm up" hahahaha
I learned absolutely nothing in that class.

[mad_fan]

HECK WHEN I PLAYED COMPUTERS TOOK A ROOM THE SIZE OF MY HOUSE!:D

You must have been before my time...:eek:
When I was doing time...in high school...we had a WANG Mini-computer...
Ten minutes of class spent writing a little FOR-NEXT loop that counted to a hundred...and calculated the square root of each number...
Twenty minutes marking the cards...
Ten more minutes standing in line to run the cards...
Ten more minutes finding and fixing the cards that were mismarked...
Class over...
All very useful stuff...

[zippy]

You must have been before my time...:eek:
When I was doing time...in high school...we had a WANG Mini-computer...
Ten minutes of class spent writing a little FOR-NEXT loop that counted to a hundred...and calculated the square root of each number...
Twenty minutes marking the cards...
Ten more minutes standing in line to run the cards...
Ten more minutes finding and fixing the cards that were mismarked...
Class over...
All very useful stuff...

Sounds like all that stuff will come in handy today! When I was in high school, the internet was just getting hot. Dial up was fast to us at the time. When I got to college, they had high speed in one of the labs. I spend about 8 hours in there one day. It was amazing. These football message boards were around, but they were nothing like they are today. There were not near as many either.

[zippy]

Maybe he didn't, but I did! :D


I guess you did this "after" you killed the pig for bacon, collected the eggs, and milked the cow in order to have breakfast?:D I have heard it too many times from my grandfather.. However, I do think he was a lot worse off than I ever was, but sometimes I think its a little "out there". He has yet to show me that road that was "uphill both ways";)

[dragonsdaddy]

You must have been before my time...:eek:
When I was doing time...in high school...we had a WANG Mini-computer...
Ten minutes of class spent writing a little FOR-NEXT loop that counted to a hundred...and calculated the square root of each number...
Twenty minutes marking the cards...
Ten more minutes standing in line to run the cards...
Ten more minutes finding and fixing the cards that were mismarked...
Class over...
All very useful stuff...
man, you are digging up long buried nightmares. who'd a thunk that computers could survive the punch card era. horrific at best.

[stevefoxsc]

i'm chuck norris!

[singularity]

i'm chuck norris!
And i'm your daddy...Bruce Lee!

[stevefoxsc]

And i'm your daddy...Bruce Lee!
dang somthing told me i should went with lee

[mad_fan]

man, you are digging up long buried nightmares. who'd a thunk that computers could survive the punch card era. horrific at best.


On the bright side...even if I lived in Florida...I know how to vote correctly...:D

[CoveMom]

I remember taking computer literacy class in the 7th grade.
You had to turn on you computer as soon as you got to class because it took about 10 minutes to "warm up" hahahaha
I learned absolutely nothing in that class.

I remember taking....TYPING (not keyboarding) on a manual typewriter. :eek: And true to old stereotype, my typing teacher was a Football Coach. I think it was Corky Nelson, but I'm not sure.

[CoppellCowboy57]

www.myspace.com/bigradio1957

goo look in my picks

[dragonsdaddy]

I remember taking....TYPING (not keyboarding) on a manual typewriter. :eek: And true to old stereotype, my typing teacher was a Football Coach. I think it was Corky Nelson, but I'm not sure.
if i'd had the stereotype, i might not be hunting and pecking today. mine was freaking beautiful.

[jrock210]

i'm chuck norris!
HEY STOP STEALING MY SECREET IDENTITY...O CRAP NOW EVERYONE KNOWS...TIME FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE